Thursday, May 14, 2015

Rocket is Not the Type to Wait in Line


Crippling Emotional Distress? Just Shake it Off!


A 100-Year-Old Fairground Organ Turns "Bohemian Rhapsody" into a Bizarre Circus Jam


Proposal by a Paramedic to Woman Whose Life He Saved


In 2012 Melissa Dohme was brutally stabbed 32 times by her boyfriend at the time. After making a full recovery she reunited with Cameron Hill, one of the first paramedics to arrive on the scene of her attack. The two began dating shortly after and on Monday night Hill made a very public proposal. It looks like her story has a happy ending because Dohme accepted!

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An Actor Finally Meets His Harshest Anonymous Critic in Person, and It's Not Even That Awkward!


We were all expecting a Jay and Silent Bob-style whooping, but what follows is actually a pretty interesting conversation about internet anonymity and trolling culture. Today, the internet was not a steaming pile of hate!

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Tagged: revenge , trolling , Video

Way to Ruin a Story With Your Conspiratorial Nonsense!


Looks Like No One Had a Good Time


NBA Player Harrison Barnes Nearly Decimates the Family Jewels Doing the Splits at a Game


On the bright side, the Golden State Warriors ended up winning that game. So, it could have been worse?

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2 Hours of Unlimited Alcohol in Japan


These two men try everything that that they can from the menu of an all you can drink restaurant in Tokyo. 

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Censorship of the Day: Fox News in New York Blurs Out b00bs on Picasso Piece


Free the painted n*pple!

Pablo Picasso’s “Women of Algiers (Version O)” was making headlines this week when it sold at Christie’s for a whopping $179 million, making it the most expensive painting ever purchased at an auction.

Fox5 in New York also reported on the news, and one of their producers decided to blur out all the b00bs in the image, infuriating many people online.



Jerry Saltz, senior art critic for New York Magazine, pointed out the unnecessary censorship on Twitter Wednesday.


And others also criticized the station for bizarre editorial decision.



The hosts of Fox 5’s morning show “Good Day New York” did a segment on the controversy Thursday, in which they showed the uncensored piece, calling themselves “art connoisseurs” and blasting their coworkers who made the unfortunate decision.

“We get it,” said Greg Kelly. “It was ridiculous!”

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A Semi Accidentally Took This Smaller Vehicle for a Ride


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Tagged: whoops , cars , truck , Video

Things Get Way to Close for Comfort at a Shooting Range in El Paso


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Tagged: guns , close call , boom , Video

Passive Aggressive Dish Wars


If You Plant it, They Will Tweet


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Dad Makes Son Smash His Xbox for Getting Poor Grades


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This Jerk Got Caught Red-Handed Loading Other People's Deliveries Into His High-End SUV


Spring Break is Ruined! Panama City Beach Bans Alcohol


drinking spring break news Spring Break is Ruined! Panama City Beach Bans Alcohol

Maybe spring break isn't totally ruined but the Panama City Beach City Council has just voted to ban alcohol consumption during the month of March in 2016. That does put a damper on one of the most popular activities of the college spring break season. Those in favor of the ban argue that the money brought in by spring breakers does not outweigh the the overall negative impact of the month of drunken chaos that comes with them. The ban is meant to discourage wild spring breakers in an effort to bring in other types of tourists, like families, who will spend more money and cause less damage. 

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Perfect Lip Sync of a Tantrum


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Is This the World's Longest Tongue?


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An MLB Analyst Slams His Co-Host With a Direct Home Run Hit. Walk it Off?


And here's the moment of impact, in delicious GIF form:

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Priorities


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Employees Fired After Leaving Coffin in Hearse to Get Coffee


A hearse driver and funeral director made a pit stop, leaving the body and coffin of the veteran they were transporting in the hearse. They were on their way to a funeral service and left the hearse waiting in the parking lot while they took a coffee break. Both employees were fired for this thoughtless and disrespectful move when it was brought to the attention of Veterans Funeral Care, the funeral home they were working for.

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Tagged: FAIL , work , Video

An MLB Analyst Slams His Co-Host With a Direct Home Run Hit. Walk it Off?


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Send These Credentials to Future Employers


Finally, I've Been Wondering How to Weaponize My Waste!


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If Websites Could Date


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Don't Have an Outboard Motor? Any Old Bike Will do.


Hey, What's That Sound?


If Only There Was a Simple Solution to This Problem...


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Justice is Absent When This Guy Get's Arrested for Saving a Dog From a Hot Car


You're Sending Mixed Messages Facebook


funny drinking ads You're Sending Mixed Messages Facebook

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Tagged: drinking , ads , funny , image , after 12

He Must be a Crossfit Fanatic


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