Watch Nate Robinson Go Through Legs In The Coolest Move of the Year

It pays to be tall in basketball, but it also isn't so bad being a short, little guy either.

To paraphrase Obama, when they go high, we go low. 

Check out what Delaware 87ers Nate Robinson pulled off, sneaking between Edy Tavares legs when the 87ers took on the Canton Raptors. 

Yahoo says: "Diminutive guard Nate Robinson spent parts of 11 NBA seasons defying expectations of the size and skillset required to play in the best basketball league in the world. Now in the midst of a comeback with the Delaware 87ers in the D-League, Robinson is proving he still has plenty of tricks to offer at 32 years old." 

So cool. 

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Here Is A Whole Mess of Food Lying Right To Our Faces

Everyone lies, but there's a big difference between your little fib and telling me that there are raisins in Raisin Bran. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain, Kellogg's.

Cereal isn't the only serial offender, though. Here are a whole bunch of lying-ass food. 

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Allow John Oliver to Explain What's Going With Obamacare and Why Every Senior Citizen in America is Yelling At Their Representative

Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disastrous for millions of Americans. 

But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth having? 

These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong: 

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14 Depraved UrbanDictionary Sex Moves That We Absolutely Hope No One Has Ever Attempted

In all fairness here, these moves are hailing from the deep and notoriously darker depths of the creatively twisted Urban Dictionary. That said, I was still genuinely reeling in shock over the emotional and/or physical pain implied in these sex moves. Let's just say the descriptions alone didn't fail to set a new high (low) for what I thought possible as far as sexual experimentation goes. 

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Nicole Kidman Doesn't Know How to Clap

And the winner for best actress playing a seal goes to... Nicole Kidman.

Nicole Kidman unleashed a new special skill at last night's Oscars, or rather, lack there of. 

Apparently, because she's some sort of diety or woodland creature posing as a human being, she has no idea how to clap. 

See:

Nicole Kidman needs to be plugged in and charged up at night. #Robot http://pic.twitter.com/r8BAo2ZASb

— KFC (@KFCBarstool) February 27, 2017

The internet's having a field day with this, as you could imagine. After all, who doesn't like seeing one of our greatest living actresses being so out of touch with common people that she doesn't know how to clap.

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Ryan Reynolds is the Parent We All Need

We're voting Ryan Reynolds for parent of the year. If his hilarious approach to talking about his kids on twitter is any indication, the man is a truly dedicated father and does not fail at all in the parenting department. . 

The guy's twitter account is a gold mine as it is, so it makes sense that his twitter take on parenting would be equally amazing.

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10 Superheroes Whose Amazing Powers Would End Up Making Them Full On Sex Gods

With great power comes great sexuality. An interesting AskReddit thread hopped across my news feed -- albeit an old, old throwback -- that considers the world of super-powered individuals as also having super-sized sexual appetites/capabilities. Seems logical enough. 

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Hot and Busty Bikini Model Slaps the Living Sh*t Out of Man For Groping Her Ass On Live TV

You had butt one job to do, you depraved simeon: somehow lucky enough to apply supple amounts of sunscreen to women with the kind of curves and bodacious bosoms that surely sent a lot of the audience's blood rushing to funny places, this thirsty bro couldn't control himself.

This is what it looks like when you let too much of the wrong head do all the thinking. Let's just say he got what was coming to him. 

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Tagged: FAIL , Awkward , model , slapping , sunscreen , Video , swimsuit

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A Hearty Dose of 47 Wholesome Memes to Cure Your Case of the Mondays

A little wholesomeness can go a long way. Which means the large batch of wholesome should tide you over for the week, or at least totally cure you of a brutal case of the Mondays. These ones are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

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Oh Hell Yeah: Sean Spicer Wrote a Letter to the Editor of His College Newspaper After They Called Him "Sean Sphincter"

Sean Spicer's war with news media didn't begin at the White House. As a matter of fact, back in the earlier 90s, Sean Spicer was a big man on campus at Connecticut College, who, while taking a break from having a million friends and getting laid all the time, was campaigning to ban smoking in college dorms. But the news didn't take him seriously. 

When his college newspaper, the College Voice, reported on his smoking ban, they mistakenly called him "Sean Sphincter" — an easy mistake to make when you're talking about the future most annoying man on your TV. 

Because Sphincter, er, I mean Spicer is unable to take anything in stride, he wrote this letter to the editor over one cinnamon gum-filled evening:



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Thanks a lot College Voice. You've created a monster.

From the editor of the College Voice to Dippin' Dots to Daft Punk, the message is clear: Stay on Spicer's nice list. 

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The Great Grocery Store Cookie Debate of 2017 Is the Twitter War We Deserve

Finally, a fairly ridiculous argument over something not wrapped up in politics---never thought I'd see the day. I've always loved these thick-frosted bites of sugar-rush-to-the-bloodstream goodness, but apparently that's a bit of an overkill for other, less appreciative swine out there that care about silly things like their physical health. And thus the stage was set for the Great Grocery Store Cookie War of 2017. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a newly awakened, blinding, wild hunger for a box of these ASAP; and also bothered, this is even a question up for debate. Many a night of my reformative youth was dedicated to greedily stealing at least 80% of these cookies from the box when my parents were foolish enough to put 'em within arm's reach/buy them in the first place. Surprised my teeth haven't fallen out yet. 

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Offset the Monday Blues With This Amazing Scantily-Clothed Collection of Overwatch Cosplay

You know we love our not so safe for the workplace Overwatch-themed cosplay over here, dudes. And it turns out this particular Monday's been struck with a brilliant explosion of good luck -- yes, an NSFW Overwatch Cosplay event, Katsucon went down over the weekend, and let's just say the following assemblage of scantily-clothed getups didn't fail to impress. 

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8 Times Live TV Monumentally Failed and Made Things Wonderfully Awkward

Unless you're just now crawling out of your weekend cave that would've had to have been devoid of all media; you're well aware that Warren Beatty defined Academy Awards history last night when he misread, then literally called up to the stage the 'wrong winners'. Yes, Beatty, who was seemingly lost in a public, unfortunately timed mental fugue state almost peddled off the bright shiny Oscar to La La Land instead of the rightful winner, Moonlight. 

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People Are Sharing Their Online Shopping Nightmares and They're Hilarious

Online shopping is still a bit of gamble. Even though you see some pictures and a description, you're still depending on someone to package the right product. 

These people are going to be getting in touch with customer service because these are some online shopping fails that have no excuse. 

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Girl Goes on Tinder Announcing Her Dad Just Died, Proceeds to Match With Fleet of Douche Canoes

Comedian Jenn Welch's father passed away recently, so she took the opportunity to take to Tinder and create a 'Dead Dad Tinder' account. Heal pain through laughter or something like that right? We don't want to take away from the sheer grimness of her loss, but big ups to Welch for shining some comedic light on a period of her life that might otherwise have been given over to full on grieving. 

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Internet Reacts to Fake Camel Toe Underwear Fashion Trend in Asia

I don't know about anyone else out there, but I had to double-take the shit out of that weird bit of news. It is a Monday morning, and the coffee's just now beginning to take effect, after all. But no, this is real life. Nextshark reports that women across Asia are out wearing these panties that have a knack for accentuating their lady parts in attempts to get the men in their lives to linger with thirsty eyes a bit longer on an area of their physique, society is generally advised not to stare at. 

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And the winner is...

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48 Highly Entertaining Tweets That Won't Fail to Keep Your Mind Occupied On the Monday Grind

Ah yes, another Monday most unfortunately underway. With a cup of freshly brewed black gold/lifeblood you're well on your way to keeping yourself busy enough to forget about the painful glaring reality that the week has just begun. Well good news for you, my wearisome, bleary-eyed, groggy traveler: we've got a solid collection of dank tweets that manage to offer a funny, albeit sarcastic commentary on this crazy little thing we call life. The one tweet about millennials being the generation to 'discover immortality', struck a particular chord with me: like yo, please let us have this one. Please. 

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You Better Believe There Were Some Mean Tweets At The Oscars Last Night

What would a Jimmy Kimmel show be with "Mean Tweets"?

Well, here it is. Finally, prepare to have the wind taken out of your sails, Hollywood. 

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The Departed

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Ryan Gosling's Secret Is Blowing Up the Web

In a clever ploy to fill seats without paying seat fillers, the Oscars a brought a group of unsuspecting tour bus riders to sit front row at the Oscars. 

But what really made the night was when Gosling whispered a secret to one of the riders, who is still getting over whatever the hell is happening to her. Twitter blew up with people theorizing what the secret could be. Here are some of the best guesses. 

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Whoopsie Doodles: The Oscars Also Messed Up Their In Memoriam

Having done this thing 89 times already, the Oscars sure did screw up last night, botching both their Best Picture winner and giving Best Costume to this:

They also accidentally put a living person in the In Memoriam, paying tribute to Janet Peterson but using a picture of Peterson's friend Jan Chapman, who is alive.

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Becky Thinks the Rock and Dwayne Johnson Are Two Different People. Becky Is Stupid.

She can smell what both The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are cooking.

We all know and love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but Becky here knows and loves him and Dwayne Johnson separately, and her friends aren't helping. 

Check out what happens when Becky asks her friend if The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are the same person. 

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The Oscars Screwing Up Best Picture Is the Helen of Troy of Memes and Launches a Thousand Memes

As we've mentioned, there was a big, huge, embarrassing mess up at the Oscars last night, when Warren Beaty read the wrong card for Best Picture, accidentally giving Moonlight's Academy Award to La La Land. 

While this is bad for La La Land, it's great for the internet, which exploded with memes about the mess up. Check it out:

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