Man oh man, it sounds like this "Chad" figure learned his lesson the hard way. He didn't want to go and waste his time on what he thought were a couple of cheap customers, and then proceeds to learn that they had far more money than he originally gave them credit for.
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Sunday, March 28, 2021
Tech Support Has To Explain What Different Computers Are
Sure a desktop file can definitely look like a link that anyone can access, but that doesn't make it so. This employee shut down a ridiculous request with an extremely clear metaphor. Tech support has to face some real wildness in the form of harsh moments of technological gore as well as bluffing Karens and customers who don't understand what "wireless mouse" means.
Hyperbolic Trolling from the Legendary Ken M
For those not in the know, before all this nonsense, there was a legendary user named Ken M. He kicked around Yahoo News, Facebook, and various other comments sections extolling the virtues of extremely confident hypocrisy and delectably creative nonsense. Without Ken M, the internet wouldn't be quite the same.
Class Bully Gets Exposed For Cheating
Bullies are the worst. This particular scenario involving a class bully has that sweet, fairytale ending though. The bully gave their classmate a hard time for a monologue that took quite a bit of courage to present to the rest of the class. The thing is, the bully very clearly took a shortcut on their own book report, and only watched the movie. So, their classmate asked just the kind of question that exposed the bully's cheating to the rest of the class. Everyone just needs to play nice.
Ridiculous Things People Brag About For Some Reason
There's just something innately insufferable about someone who takes it upon themselves to brag to no end. It's like, we get it, you're awesome, you're absolutely killing it, but maybe, just maybe keep all that aggressive self praise to yourself. Especially when you have people bragging about completely absurd things that seem completely nonsensical to brag about in the first place.
Mean Step Dad Tricks Kid Out Of Laptop, Kid Takes His Car
Man, this step dad sounds like a real nasty piece of work. What kind of guy tricks his kid out of a perfectly fine laptop? Fortunately, the kid kept his wits about him, and managed to enact a true pro revenge in response. Just picturing the way that that step dad's jaw must've hit the ground when he saw the kid take that "broken" car for a joy ride around the block, is enough to make the heart swell in deep appreciation. It's also a beautiful car!
European Tries To Bake Girlfriend Cake, Fails To Convert Celsius To Fahrenheit
Oh man, our hearts go out to anyone who ends up fielding the unfortunate fail that can come as a result of failing to convert that dang celsius to fahrenheit. This dude's heart was absolutely in the right place, but it was all futile because they didn't make that dang conversion. Oh well, the lesson was learned, and we all get to enjoy the fail that resulted from the situation.
Owner Shorts Brewer's Hard-Earned Wages, Brewer Takes Revenge
This brewery owner is a prime example of one of those people who never should've been able to run his own business in the first place. The guy clearly had some gnarly knowledge gaps when it came to knowing the kind of stuff a brewery owner should, to run a successful business. I mean, the guy threw an Anniversary event and failed to advertise that the brewery made their own beers. That's some next level cluelessness. On top of being an oblivious owner, he participated in wage theft. Fortunately, our heroic brewer of the hour was ready to take his technical revenge. Don't screw over the guy who knows how to brew your company's beer.
Woman Doesn't Help Friend Get Job At Her Company, Feels Bad, Consults Reddit
Oh boy, what we have here is a brutal demonstration of blatant dishonesty. It seems like this woman's friend is waving all kinds of red flags, and wouldn't be the ideal person to end up working with. With that being said, she decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community, and they seem to be in agreement that she ultimately made the right call.
Parents of Ugly Babies Share What That's Like
We knew kids were weird and stupid already, but for a decent amount of time they're also ugly too. It's true that none of us would look too great if we had soft heads that just got pushed through a human being like a play-dough fun factory, but it's kind of a toss-up how different people take it. They're not supposed to look great when they're fresh anyway. Life is weird like that. You're born into this world and it's just a matter of time before you start realizing all the illogical things your parents do.
Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People
Tumblr gets on a real tear here about how to instill a sense of responsibility and achievement in kids by speaking to them on their interests and being less condescending. There's some interesting points in here, and some thoughts to take home about how society deals with teenagers in general. For more of the wholesome and encouraging side of tumblr, here's some girls discovering unequaled joy at a pumpkin patch.
Work Memes For Hard Workin' Workers
Work isn't exclusively blood, sweat and losing tools. There's also a lot of ground to cover regarding your lazy incompetent manager and making it harder for newcomers. The work grind takes its toll. That's why some work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle can rekindle a burnt out spirit.
Most Unexplainable, Creepy Moments In People's Lives
Many of us have endured those bone-chilling moments where what feels like some kind of "sixth sense" kicks into overdrive, and some part of your brain is tuned into a borderline supernatural event. You know, the moment that you just can't explain no matter how hard you try to drive logic into the explanation? Well regardless of whether or not you've had one of those moments yourself, these folks certainly have enough horror stories to go around. For some more unsettling moments, check out these absolutely bonkers apparent glitches in the matrix.
Twitter Thread: Teacher Grades Class's Joke Skills
George Pointon took to twitter to matter-of-factly address the comedic skills of his young class. He ascertained that some overly relied on dirty stuff, some couldn't read the room and others had great timing. Kids don't make the greatest comics, but they also don't make great much anything else, as evidenced by this proof that kids are weird and dumb.
Entitled Karen Pitches Fit At Movies, Manager Kicks Karen Out
We're no strangers to coming across grueling stories of terribly entitled Karens that decide to ruin an otherwise peaceful and respectful atmosphere with their unyielding series of irrational demands. In this case, Karen was never going to come out victorious. She had the audacity to try and fake the manager out by telling them that she'd been at the movies before some other customers that were just trying to enjoy the movie in the first place. Suffice to say, you can't argue with that glorious video footage evidence.
Weird and Wild Junk People Were Told In Sex Ed
For a whole lot of people, sex ed was more of a fear factory than a sober discussion of scientific facts, and it's really weird how much unverified information and questionable analogies people are prepared to hare in order to get kids to do what they want. Yeah, a lot of awkward sex questions get asked in sex ed, but at least they sometimes get answered.
Mean Bosses And Maniacal Managers That Got Called Out
The internet's never been in short supply of people dishing out gnarly stories of maniacal managers and the righteous revenges that ensued. With that being said, what fun it is to come across a new subreddit dedicated to calling out management for being uncool to their employees. Check out another ridiculous manager story with this lazy Karen manager who let everything fall to pieces.
Unlucky Moments of Misfortune and Chaos
Our successes wouldn't seem so great if we didn't have moments of failure and chaos, or so they say. It would probably be just as nice to enjoy a promotion or lottery win without having to deal with all the exploded toilets and dropped eggs that life tends to throw at us, but that's just a personal opinion. Either way, the world is merciless.