Sunday, July 21, 2019

Out Of Context Cartoons Are The Dark-Humored Gift That Keeps On Giving


stills from care bears cartoon

While you look through these and get all kinds of uncomfortable amusement, just remember that someone had to draw each of these frames. Out of context cartoons truly are the strange and dirty gift that keeps on giving. 

Submitted by:

Fart Humor Cause We're All Childish Devils Inside


funny stories about farting

No matter how old we get fart humor will always be there to entertain our inner childish selves. There's just something helplessly hilarious about ripping some bad smells, and the grossed out reactions that ensue. 

Submitted by:

Triggered Christians Petition Netflix To Cancel Amazon Prime's "Good Omens"


twitter religion FAIL triggered social media ridiculous christians - 8647173

Over 20,000 people have petitioned Netflix to cancel "Good Omens." The big and beautiful fail here though is that "Good Omens" is actually an Amazon Prime show. Ha! The Christian campaign called "Return to Order" is seemingly destined for nothing but one big whopping failure. 

The petition has issues with the relationship between the show's angel and demon, as well as the God character being voiced by a woman. It references the show as being another step towards making Satanism "normal, light, and acceptable." 

Neil Gaiman who began creating the series following the request of Terry Pratchett, has trolled the campaign to sweet perfection on Twitter. 

Submitted by:

13 Tinder Fails From The Wasteland Of Silly And Immature Romantics


pick up line fail on tinder

We've got some fresh Tinder fails for you. That dating app is a wasteland of red flags and fails, and people thinking that they're being way funnier than they actually are. If you're looking for more Tinder gold, we recommend checking out these 19 funny Tinder moments to get you through your loneliness.

Submitted by:

Dude Tells Story of Pranking Nine Inch Nails Tour Manager Until He Punched Holes in the Ceiling


story about prank using a small hidden device

Rob Sheridan used to be the art director for the Nine Inch Nails. Among the shenanigans and prankery that goes on during tours, he decided to get one over on their tour manager who took the thing waaaay too seriously. So seriously in fact that they never actually told the guy about it.

Submitted by:

21 AskReddit Replies To How People Got Revenge On Their Bullies


child gets revenge on bully by smacking him with pudding

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the various revenges they took on their bullies. Some of them are of a physical lunchbox swinging nature, while others are nothing short of a masterful, strategic nuclear revenge-- yes, we're referencing the sick genius who got back at a nasty neighbor by planting mint, which has roots that run a long way. 

Submitted by:

Man's Proposal Gets Ruined By A Car Crash Caused By A Naked Man Chasing A Dog


story of a ruined wedding proposal

As far as botched proposal stories go, this one is in a league of its own. And it's really all there in the headline for you, guys. A romantic proposal ends up getting crashed by a naked dude chasing his dog around. I think there was a golden opportunity there to poke fun at the chaos of the situation, and just accept that this would be a story for the potential kids one day. 

Submitted by:

Groom's Mom Crashes Wedding In A Wedding Dress (33 Tweets)


mother in law wears white dress to son's wedding

After Twitter User 's picture of her mother in law showing up to her wedding in a wedding dress of her own went viral, she went ahead and explained the background on how such a ridiculous moment happened. The forgiveness involved isn't surprised when you know the details behind the mother in law. Man, with wedding season in full bloom we're getting all kinds of wild wedding fails.

If you're looking for more juicy wedding content, we recommend checking out the recent story on a toxic bridezilla who wanted to boot the maid of honor because she gained baby weight.

Submitted by:

Graphic Novel Artist Puts Antagonistic Moron In Their Place For Not Fact Checking


twitter drawing moron FAIL social media graphics stupid win - 8860165

This moron fired out some shots on Twitter at graphic novel artist Blake Northcott, before doing some simple fact checking. They assumed that the artist was a basement dwelling, Trump supporting bro, and couldn't have been more wrong. 

Submitted by:

Guy Calls Out Sexist Boss For Slut Shaming His Co-Worker's LinkedIn Photo


boss acts sexist after seeing picture on linkdin

This guy put his boss on blast over an insensitive and entirely inappropriate situation regarding "slut shaming" his coworker's LinkedIn photo. Can't imagine what this boss was thinking when they dropped that kind of BS into the workplace atmosphere, but this guy's rant does a solid job at deconstructing why it was so damn messed up. 

If you're looking for some more juicy co-worker drama with a bit of a lighter tone, we recommend checking out the time HR intervened on a couple co-worker's blossoming, high stakes sandwich saga.

Submitted by:

FBI Ends Up Investigating A Guy Who Was Just Doing His Job


story about doing research for work and getting investigated as a terrorist

"Special Agent Smith" sent this poor guy just trying to do his job and research RC planes, into a full-fledged panic attack. Goes to show you've always got to be mindful about what kinds of questions your asking in forums online. Never know how it might look to government officials who don't have the context or know you. 

Submitted by:

25 Attempts That Unraveled into Failure


list of failures that might be a win

Life is full of failed attempts that deserve public ridicule. These attempts can be anything. Sometimes you're trying to look rich or smart. Sometimes you're trying to buy some food. Sometimes you're trying to photoshop some abs on. Many of these attempts will lead to hilarious failure.

Submitted by:

Toxic Bridezilla Wants To Boot Maid Of Honor Cause Of Baby Weight


bridezilla is toxic and wants to un-invite maid of honor for gaining weight

Is this real life? Bridezilla in this scenario is caught up telling her maid of honor that she'd rather not have her around for the wedding cause she gained some BABY WEIGHT. You've got to be kidding me. Baby weight? Get out of here! It seems like with wedding season in bloom, the bridezillas are coming out in full force. 

We just got finished running a piece on an appallingly entitled bride who invited a stranger cause she had a reputation for having great gifts, and then made it even worse.

Submitted by:

Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know White Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese


chinese customer speaks rudely to woman who turns out to speak chinese

This rude Chinese customer assumed from a point of ignorance that their white cashier wouldn't understand what they were saying, if they spoke in Mandarin Chinese. That's where they couldn't have been more wrong. Don't go judging a book by its cover, and better yet, assume that someone in the room always understands what you're saying. 

Submitted by:

Terrible Amazon Driver Shatters Basketball Hoop and Leaves


Sometimes it pays to have some security cameras around. This person luckily had multiple views of this careless Amazon delivery driver mishandling their package, driving on their grass, backing into their hoop and driving off. All they want is #justiceforthebasketballhoop

Submitted by: (via Shattered Basketball Hoop)