Friday, March 13, 2020

Dude Looks At Fiance's Location History, Discovers They're Cheating


Guy looks at his fiance's location history and discovers that she's been cheating on him | TIFU by looking at my fiances location history and found out she has been cheating on Obligatory "this happened two days ago had been together with my girlfriend almost 4 years proposed her about month ago, she said yes, and were incredibly happy! Or so thought.

This dude decided to check their fiance's location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they're free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place. 

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How to Hypnotize a Rooster


This probably seems like the furthest thing from anything you're worried about right now. But hey, look at that, you can make a rooster fall asleep by drawing a line in front of its face.

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Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say


Parents share some of the funniest things that they've heard kids say.

Parents are sharing the funniest things that they've heard kids say. Kids have an uncanny knack for spewing out all kinds of outlandish sentiments. If anything, they can help the rest of us not take ourselves so seriously. They provide that comedic relief with spontaneous pure ridiculousness. 

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Dude Gets Petty Pizza Revenge on Entitled Coworker


Choosing beggar coworker gets pizza revenge.

After this guy's coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker's selfish pizza plan didn't come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

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Tagged: pizza , revenge , work , coworkers , petty , lol , story , food , funny

Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News


Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind.

This kid was clearly just appreciating how dang cool those grow-your-dinosaur toys are. I mean, who wouldn't want to grow a dinosaur if they had the chance. 

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Ridiculous Orders Waiters Received From Customers


Waiters share the most ridiculous orders that they've received from customers.

Sometimes customers throw out an order that seems to escape the very definition of logic. It's like the customers just threw a bunch of random foods together, and decided to surprise the waiters with pure nonsense. I mean, hey, everyone has their thing, and sometimes people enjoy a particular food combination like ice cream and ketchup. Yes, let that settle. Ice cream and ketchup. 

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Guy Asks Hotel For Framed Picture Of Harambe, They Deliver


Guy asks the hotel to provide him a framed picture of Harambe.

This dude had a request for the hotel he was staying at in D.C. It was a very, very important request not to be taken lightly. Yes, this dude wanted a framed picture of Harambe. To make matters even more spectacular, the hotel was cool with the guy keeping the framed picture. 

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Karen Says Car Hit Her In Parking Lot, Dash Cam Says Otherwise


Karen claims that a car hit her in the Costco parking lot, and the dash cam proves otherwise.

This case of a parking lot Karen losing it, ends in one satisfying and petty revenge. Specifically, the hysterical Karen in question claims that the car physically hit her. Well, it sounds like no such thing occurred. Instead, it actually sounds like the car came to a screeching halt, about 15 feet away from her. Fortunately, the dash cam was around to confirm this story. 

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Sayings People Absolutely Hate


Annoying sayings people don't like.

There are a lot of reasons to hate a saying. Maybe it's used to justify a decision that you know is wrong. Maybe someone just says it a lot. It could be that it's just a saying that people use incorrectly and that's what pisses you off. There are tons of everyday phrases people absolutely hate hearing.

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Weird Stuff People Tried to Sell Online


Weird, stupid and funny stuff people posted for sale online

People will try to sell anything that isn't nailed to the floor, and sometimes they manage to pry that junk of the floor and sell it anyway. A lot of weird stuff goes down on facebook marketplace and craigslist, like this mistaken person who thought they found a stray cat. Here's any manner of wild junk people posted to get a dollar.

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Irrational Fears Full Of Weird That People Have


AskReddit replies to the irrational fears that people have.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe their irrational fears. Reading through this list, it's fascinating to see what kinds of phobias and other irrational fears that we can pick up as we move through life. Things like underwater caves, or the fear that leaving a drink unattended in a room could result in the toys poisoning the drink. Now that's a trip. 

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Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter


Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter.

The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything. 

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Landlord Refuses To Fix Broken Windows, Costs Him Thousands And Job


Landlord won't fix the broken windows, so it ends up costing him thousands of dollars and his job.

This landlord learned a humbling lesson in the power of addressing tenants and their concerns. If the landlord had just listened, and proceeded to fix the broken windows, so much money could've been saved. But no. No listening. Instead, the landlord ended up having to pay thousands of dollars, and a loss of a job factored in too. 

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Council Gets Trolled Over Pot Hole Tweet


Council gets trolled over pot hole tweet.

Why does Darren have to take all the heat for the council's mistake? It was an honest mistake, and naturally people had all the fun with it in the comments section. 

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Entitled "Friend" Wants Free Drinks, Gets Evil About It


horrible entitled friend wants free drinks

There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don't get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.

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