Friday, February 5, 2021

John Wick: Great Assassin, Or Just Great Friend


Everybody assumes Keanu Reeve's John Wick's greatest skill is his ability to headshot 20 dudes in five seconds, but what if his actual greatest ability is being a super nice guy and a great friend? Carly Snowdon and Jordan Breeding dive straight into the shadowy weeds to discuss the qualifications of an expert assassin, what it means to be a good friend, and whether there will ever be a better action franchise than "The Raid."

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Man's Drone Flying Skills Are Superhuman


Plenty of people are out there flying their drones and working to create stunning videos, but this one right here is something magical. This dude's skills are off the charts. He gets so dang close to that lion. 

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Bird Intercepts Bread Mid-Air


Sure, most birds will wait for bread to fall and just eat it off the ground like the filthy animals they are. But this one had a decidedly more spectacular way of doing things, a method that requires much better bird-eye coordination. With interception skills like that it could play for the Ravens.

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Millennial Memes For Those Kids Hovering Around 30


What is it they say? You spent your best days unaware you were having them? When seeing memes about your glorious past and unclear future, that sentiment starts to hit harder every day. Getting older is weird. For more of that past power, here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids.

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Font - Eva+ @evaamichelle There was a computer room in my house Matt O @mattwhitlockPM Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?

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Font - Sam Maggs O @SamMaggs ... Absolutely devastated to learn this DAD ROCK album with AVRIL LAVIGNE and SUM 41 is not just a meme but is, in fact, real NOW NICSECIERTION MUSIC Teenage Dirtbag 41 Wheatus NOW Kids 42 THAT'S WHAT I CALL MGMT DAD ROCK In Too Deep 43 Sum 41 America 44 Razorlight 5:35 PM · 1/24/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Output device - Lisa Christi Follow @lisachristi I'm "get off the internet, I need to use the phone" old #MyAgelnAPhrase Dialing Progress GIF 9:09 AM - 15 Jul 2017

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Liquid - THE STRUGGLE WAS REAL 15000201 U1S2103 Imgflip.com

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Forehead - Me when I hear 2 Red Hot Chili Peppers songs in a row THEOFFCEDAILY SHUT UP ABOUT California SHUT UP ABOUT California.

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Food - Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse C1 10:18 AM - 5/21/20 - Twitter Web App

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Dog - She thought we were leaving without her twinkletarsals: why is your dog zoboomafoo S idealgiriscoutcookies Source memewhore 353,621 notes

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Forehead - My answer whenever someone asks me how old l am I WAS ONCE ON THE TELEPHONE WITH BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO

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Glasses - Meteorologist: "dress for the 90's today" Me and the gang:

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Photograph - Royalty @OhThatsRoyalty I'm this old Windows Meda Player Now Playing Library Rip Burn Sync 977 The Hitz Channel Rado - 1009 977 The Hitz Channel 212.72. 186. 10 1040 1074 144|| 00.12

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Clothing - When you agreed to hike with your friend but you're a quarter mile in and the trail went uphill a bit @thatoregonlife

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Forehead - u/chugalaefo0 • ly • i.redd.it How to come up with a rhyme for spaghetti wiki How 26.5k 392 1 Share Award

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Forehead - Human - Zachary Breeden • 18 tundi tagasi Tom Holland looks like Eminem's more positive younger cousin Skittles It 908 目14

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Font - * shitpostpriest HIS PALMS DOTH PERSPIRE hiS KNEES FEEBLE hIS ARMS DOTH WEIGh IN EXCESS VOMIT HATH APPEARED ON his GARMENTS ALREADY MOTHER'S ITALIAN CVISINE intpadawan Lose thyself.

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Product - Marxist-Lesbianist @finryan87 Finally an emoji for chastising my business associates when they come to me for favours on this, the day of my daughter's wedding O Emojipedia O @Emojipedia · 1d New in Emoji 13.0: Pinched Fingers, with skin tone support #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/pinched-finge... Show this thread

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Property - El Arroys Austin ONE MINUTE YOU ARE YOUNG AND WILD AND THE NEXT YOU'RE INTO AIR FRYERS

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Forehead - Facial expression - why did you choose our company? because you are recruiting what can you bring to the company? a new employee

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Forehead - Human body - Kd @AirUzii GUESS What my parents see when I switch the HDMI 1 to HDMI 2 11:57 AM · 2021-01-22 · Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 444 Likes

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Organism - Andreas Hagemann @hagmnn Can't wait to surprise my wife with an organic red bell pepper! Whole Foods Market shopper • Just now One of the items in your Whole Foods Market order is out of stock, please review substitution option(s). OUT OF STOCK SUBSTITUTION Pepper Bell Red Whole Trade Guarantee Organic, 1 Each $3.99 Rose 12 Stems 40Cm Whole Trade Guarantee $12.99 Decline Accept 8:34 AM · 10/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Forehead - Font - poris @solarishilton ... MESSAGES now moms cell* Do you know if 2 computers can be linked in tandem to act as one 2:07 PM · 1/24/21 · Twitter Web App

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Forehead - World - kim @KimmyMonte set my GPS voice to blink-182 and my car turned its lights off and carried me home 10:03 AM · 2021-01-26 · Twitter for iPhone 1,887 Retweets 58 Quote Tweets 13.9K Likes

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Forehead - Product - Follow Tand Me @andtobymakes3 #MyAgelnAPhrase I'm Rainbow Bright lunchbox and thermos years old. Rainbow Srite srita 11:10 AM - 16 Jul 2017

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Forehead - Goggles - GIANT FOOD *Foo Fighters* MOTHER OF GOD

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Jaw - "Have you completely replaced human interaction with memes?" @heckoffsupreme [MAKES "I DON'T KNOW" SOUND]

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Body jewelry - 10 Banned Weapons Too Brutal For War

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Internet Unites To Go Full On Painting-Ception Mode


It's wonderfully strange and wholesome gems like this that keep us going during these tumultuous times. Perfect strangers across the internet banded together to go full on painting-ception mode. The results speak for themselves. Pure gold. 

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Arm - "My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It's her 2nd painting."

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Hairstyle - "I painted somebody's mom"

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Glasses - "Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy's mom"

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Clothing - "I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy's mom who painted an egret"

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Wood - "I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird"

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Human - "When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points..."

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Plant - ..And nobody thought to post other "branchs" of this chain? Yes, it's 'branchS, plural, because apparently we also have these: Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

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Clothing - Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan 油田 Shitty

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Photograph - Lpainted u/Shitty WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

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Head - Lpainted u/color on a page who painted u/ Shitty WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone's mom who painted a swan amma ANASTASIA RATH

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Forehead - Oh well, here's yet another layer VASON

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Arm - Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background: Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

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Picture frame - I didn't like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

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Glasses - Continue from OP's branch: I haven't painted in two years and I'm glad for the inspiration!!

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Photograph - A painting of the guy who hasn't painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

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Smile - Same 'level' as the one above: Usually lurking but not today.plaid was a great challenge!

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Photograph - Continue! With a cat! We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn't painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy's mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

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Publication - Honorary mentioned: Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!! And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

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Picky Eater Husband Demands Fancier Meals


So like does this guy want his wife to make two dinners every night or something? Seems like if he doesn't want to do any cooking, he might have to learn how to grit through the pain and learn how to eat a vegetable. It's dietary drama like this that harkens back to this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan meal at a wedding and demanded a meat one.

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Font - r/AmIthe. le - Posted by u/Cantbethathealthy 18 hours ago O 2 e5 3 14 E 18 A AITA for making myself nice meals and not my husband? Not the A-hole So, I'll preface by saying me and my husband have vastly different tastes in basically everything. For the most part it doesn't matter, but we clash heavily when it comes to food. Before we met, I basically never ate out, drank nothing but water and unsweet tea (with the occasional juice) and ate mostly vegetarian, always pretty healthy meals. W

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Font - I ended up adapting my cooking to suit his tastes, occasionally making myself healthy sides but it bothered him so I mostly stopped. I tried to at least have healthy lunches or choose healthier options when eating out, which was still regularly. Eventually we had a daughter, and now that she's getting old enough to eat with us, I'm pretty much done with how we eat. I don't like eating like this, I've gained weight and feel out of shape, my body feels awful, whatever. And I don't want our

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Font - He accepted it at first, but he's gradually been getting more upset about it. He says it's not fair that we have these nice meals and he's stuck eating crap. I told him he's free to join, and what he's making himself is literally the same things I'd make him anyways (minus some "fancier" things), and that I'd be willing to still make some of the fancier ones just not so often. But he says its not the same and he wants nice healthy meals like ours and it's not fair that he's being excluded

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Font - hraedon Certified Proctologist [21] 18 hours ago 3 2 NTA. His real complaint is that he's "being excluded," which I suspect is actually a combination of resentment at having to cook for himself and resentment that you are implicitly teaching your kid that the way he eats is bad. Like, look at what you wrote. He was only okay with things when you completely adopted his way of cooking: even you making yourself healthy sides "bothered" him to the point where you stopped doing it. You've give

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Font - WillowCool887 18 hours ago O5 2 & 12 More You didn't give you or your husband's age, but I'm assuming from this that he's around 4 years old. In that case, it's okay for you to try to expand his palate, but kids are notoriously stubborn and picky eaters, and while that can be frustrating, you can't just let him go without food...as a small child, he depends on you to feed him, and it is borderline abusive not to prepare meals for him that he will eat. Oh wait, what's that, this is a grown

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Font - pdnim7 Partassipant [1] 18 hours ago NTA. A person's diet is by choice. If your husband feels excluded, then he needs to eat what you prepare in order to be included. Alternatively, he can learn how to cook "fancy" and serve himself if he doesn't like what's put on the table.

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Human body - ThrowawayTArtist 18 hours ago · edited 18 hours ago What does he mean by crap? Wasn't it his meal of choice all along ? NTA

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