We'll never understand people who can tolerate themselves being a gross inconvenience to the people around them. Knowing that your feet smell and refusing to put your shoes on on a plane is some trashy behavior. This guy pulled the ol' switcheroo on ol' stinkfoot. We're fans of sweet revenge, like this guy who shut his telemarketers down in person.
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We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that are creative as they are savage. Even if you're on the receiving end of a savage insult, there's a strange appreciation that can pop up when someone just nails their insult.
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Twitter user @grady_hendrix, tells a terrifying story about a mysterious man literally living inside of their houses's vents. Can you imagine going down to the kitchen for a little midnight snack, seeing the outline of a dude eating at your kitchen counter, losing your sh*t, and having nobody believe you? It sounds just like the start to every bone-chilling horror movie.
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We get that all the promotions are annoying, but it's just someone's job and you don't have to go out of your way to make someone's job harder. And if in fact you are a jackass about it, don't go trusting them with your movie-going experience. In rare moments in customer service, waiters and servers deliver clapbacks as well.
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He really got her with the, "your mouth sounds like it's falling down the stairs" comment. Ouch. This entitled nightmare expected the guy to break up with his girlfriend for her. Not only that, but her general grasp on personal space seems to be nonexistent. Run for the hills, buddy.
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Screw fancy software, apparently you can create a new club banger with just a small piece of metal. The next question is: When does the album come out?
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Apparently a whole lot of people received random delayed text messages last night that were originally sent on Valentine's Day. This made for some very awkward interactions between people that had broken up with exes. Outside that it inspired a definite wave of mass confusion.
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How impossibly awesome can someone be? This guy managed to temporarily restore our faith in humanity yet again.
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R/TwoSentenceHorror combines the satisfaction of a twist ending with the succinctness of all of us with horrible short attention spans. Here are more two sentence horror stories that are as succinct as they are spooky.
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Here are some minor things that seemingly have no upside, and feel like they exist just to make someone angry. Like, who's reading the entire story about someone's vacation in Italy? I just wanna learn how to make pasta sauce. There are a lot of nice things about life, but it's also full of misfortune that intrudes on people's lives as well as manipulative and horrible products.
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This guy experienced a bit of a nightmare after declining a job offer, and proceeding to get bothered by an irritable company who quite simply...didn't actually employ him! He definitely dodged a bullet on this one. Would not have been a good job.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their surprising successes with implementing outright stupid ideas. Sometimes what seems like the dumbest idea in the world ends up defying expectations, and actually working out.
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This racist and blatantly ignorant boss is as dumb and toxic as they come. She consistently berated her hard working staff, and threw around verbal jabs about them being "illegals" while they were in fact from Puerto Rico, which is a U.S. States territory. As it turns out, Jan was the illegal alien of the whole bunch. Apparently she's from Canada and her green card expired. So, she ends up getting deported when it's all said and done. If anything, we feel bad for Canada having to welcome Jan back.
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Almost nothing makes you look dumber than having to tell other people how smart you think you are. The internet is teeming with people who are so convinced of their own mental superiority that they lack any real self awareness whatsoever. The internet is smeared with self-titled geniuses and their cringeworthy bragging.
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