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Thursday, May 28, 2015
An Evil Genius Replaced Metallica's Best Drums With the Awful "St. Anger" Garageband Sounds
Teens Charged With Livestock Theft in Effort to Make a Pun Based Prom-posal
Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.
The goat is safe at home and unharmed.
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This Grindr User Just Caught a Big Ol' Catfish
"Catfished" is a popular phrase meaning that someone you met in an online dating site or app turns out to be different than who they claimed to be. That is exactly what happened to Jack Kennedy, who encountered his own pictures being used by someone else on Grindr. After Kennedy called the catfish out on his lies, he posted the interaction on his Tumblr.
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Big Spender of the Day: D.C. Man Eats Bowl of Gumbo, Leaves $2000 Tip
That must have been some pretty tasty gumbo.
A man in Washington, D.C. was so satisfied with his meal at Blue 44 on Monday, that he decided to tip the staff $2000 on top of his $93 bill.
He wrote a note at the bottom of the receipt clarifying that the amount was to be split between three people: $1000 for chef James Turner, and $500 each for the owner Christofer Nardelli and bartender Laura Dally.
His meal consisted of fried chicken, gumbo and some Old Chub Scotch Ale, according to theWashington Post.
And the anonymous patron told Nardelli that he did it because he is “very happy with what we’ve built and that he’s proud to be a customer.”
The restaurant posted a picture of the gumbo on Facebook Thursday, hoping to bring in some new customers thanks to all the publicity.
“The now famous Generosity Gumbo!” they wrote. “Chicken and Andouille sausage gumbo is still on special, so stop by and try a bowl of your own!”
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Parenting of the Day: Girl Chased By Goose, Dad Laughs Hysterically
He describes it as just a “typical Friday night with my nature loving daughter,” while she remembers it as the last time she was ever able to look at a bird without bursting into tears.
In this video a dad is hanging out by a pond with his daughter, when she decides to go around the other side to pay a visit to a friendly goose.
But the bird does not enjoy being bothered by the pesky human, and so it takes things into his own hands/wings.
While the girl flees and screams in terror, her father finds the whole things absolutely hilarious.
What’s not so funny: the vertical video.
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The Most Clever Graduation Caps From the Class of 2015
Most graduates put on the cap and gown at some point to celebrate their accomplishments and receive their diploma. A lucky few get to decorate their cap to add some individuality to this ceremonial uniform.
For those of us who were not allowed to decorate, be prepared to live vicariously through these clever graduates. Here is a list of some of the brightest caps to come out of 2015.
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Tool of the Day: Browser Extension Swaps ‘Jeb Bush’ & ‘Marco Rubio’ with ‘Florida Man’
We could all use more “Florida Man” with his crazy antics in our lives, and fortunately we have two of them running for president.
Marco Rubio has officially declared his candidacy, and Jeb Bush is expected to officially throw his hat in the ring soon, even though he sort of already let it slip a few weeks ago.
And so the Independent Journal Review took the next logical step and developed a new Chrome extension which replaces any instance of their names with “Florida Man.”
For example:
More importantly, it will also randomly swap all references to “Florida Man” with one of the two candidates, creating some amazing headlines like this one:
No that didn’t actually happen to Rubio. but it certainly makes reading about the already crowded Republican race much more entertaining.
Once you download and enable the program, head on over to Florida Man’s Twitter account for endless fun.
Well done, IJR, well done.
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Shaq Forgets to Choose His Words Wisely When Talking About Ronda Rousey
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