Thursday, May 14, 2020

Dude Impersonates Soldier, Cop Calls Him Out


Yeah, totally legit, dude. 

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Conan O'Brien's Associate Producer Goes On Star Trek Rant


We get a truly comprehensive, impressive rant from Conan O'Brien's Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, on why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. His brain was clearly up for the challenge. Apparently the rant was supposed to end much sooner, but Conan and his team didn't cut him off. Thank goodness. 

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Intriguing Illusions of Strange Perspective


It doesn't take much to redirect your brain into thinking you'e looking at an unbelievable occurrence. Some skewed perspective here and a shadow there can turn a puddle into an enormous lake, or two dogs into a freaky impossible double-dog. Anyway don't trust your eyes when looking at intriguing images of double-takery.

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Vertebrate

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Photograph

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Sand

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Floor

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Hair

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Turtle

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Floor

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Dog

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Ruins

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Heat

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Dog

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Land vehicle - VAN

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Vacation - Hotel Rivera

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Barechested - PANIC panic.news NEWS

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Jeans

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Floor - 산의초등학교 하침을 여는 우리들

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Architecture

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Cat

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Photograph - My bartender asked me if I was in a wedding with midgets hesideoftheotters desmond-the-moon-bear the-real-derpina I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting I am literally crying right now oH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS' KNEES OKI SEE IT NOW

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Bird

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Shoulder - BREE ze

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Sky

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Running

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Cat - EAU ARAG

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Floor - RSIAN

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Twitter Thread: Girl's Wild Allergic Reaction To Grass


Man, this wild Twitter thread shows the unfolding, and escalation of a young woman's allergic reaction to wheat/grass. She goes from looking like a human being to looking like some kind of alien thing. Thankfully, she was able to get the help she needed to address the intense allergic reaction. So, we can all look back on it now and have a good, innocent laugh. 

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Text - 23:02 RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 1) an innocent photo taken to show day 1 v day 3 of sleeping in a tent in the piss wet through (good bants). We were not alarmed by this photo as we all thought (even though we have been friends with @caitlintyson112 for many years) that she had developed a 5 head & said no more

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 2) so we awoke the next day, and Caitlin said her head felt heavy. We all did not notice because we are dumb. She began to do her makeup in a compact mirror & discovered she had evolved into a hammer head shark. But I like to compare the shape to a space raider. 10 РАСК! SPACE RAIDERS BAKED NOT FRIED PACK PICKLED C0608 ONION

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Face - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 3) when she pointed it out we couldn't help but lol as it seemed a stable size, not ready to sprout any further, we didn't think it was possible. But then the sides of her skull began to protrude even more and she became actual ET

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Text - 4) alarmed we grabbed the gang n anyone else close by who could attend the circus act one at a time to see @caitlintyson112 's new head. We were thinking of charging. It swelled that much at this point we could poke holes & make shapes in her abscess of a forehead. It was great.

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Face

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 5) at this point we decided she best visit the medical tent as @_GeorgiaEvans began to think she had contacted the disease also. This is what she returned back to camp like. Absolute shitty nappy head. ALL THEY GAVE HER WAS AN ICE PACK HEADBAND

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Tent

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Text - 6) still smiling through the pain & the weight of an 8 ft forehead she was living in the tent - while we had to bring her food n drink, going home did not cross our minds. Meanwhile the head progression was large, mighty - but stable. (Group pic look how happy she is)

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Face - OK

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Face

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 7) Saturday night we decided to get an early - ish night, considering @caitlintyson112 was carrying child in her forehead. We awoke and OMfggg it spread to her eye sockets. (My fave pics smiling through it all) #trooper

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Face - ()

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Text - 8) still at this point going home didn't really cross our minds. But our tent fell in, @ellismarr fell over approx 63826 times & we decided it was time to flee KC a day early. Here is @caitlintyson112 fair well pic. Not even the glasses can cover that train wreck

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Eyewear

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 9) so on our way to the main gate to meet our birth givers to collect us.. Caitlin was told by Shelly she needs to go to A&E NOW. Here is @caitlintyson112 on route home after demanding she goes home first for a shower n poo first as... #elephantmanonthego

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Face

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Face - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 10) here is @caitlintyson112 waiting in A&E starting on Shelly asking why everybody's staring at her. caitlin tyson 34m ago

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 22h 12) thank you for taking the time to read a thread on my giant friend @caitlintyson112 safe to say she no longer looks this way, and is very single so DM me if you would like to get in touch with a very spicy allergy prone fool Hahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing 171 40 ili RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 18h AAa reference photo that she doesn't always look like the elephant man and that she will make a lovely house wife one day for the lucky guy (she is single) (100%

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Face - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 22h 10) here is @caitlintyson112 waiting in A&E starting on Shelly asking why everybody's staring at her . 01 272 ili 23 RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 22h 11) home safe and sound with half functioning eyes just in time for the love island final .. When u have to hold ur eye open to watch tv Finally can see my eyes

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 18h AA^ reference photo that she doesn't always look like the elephant man and that she will make a lovely house wife one day for the lucky guy (she is single) (100%) come on bois she met the love of her life abroad to find out he was engaged with a child show some love HAMATA TETSUNABE O 72 ili RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 1h This all occurred at @KendalCalling 2018 & for all the Q's about how this happened, no she did not take narcotics...instead she is a massive fanny & sh

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Dumb Junk People Tried Selling Online


Someone's always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it's old and broken, that just means it's vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it's unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There's no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

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* FREE HUMAN SIZE HAMSTER WHEEL (BROOKLYN) FREE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE PICK UP. CAN ACCOMODATE UP TO 200 LBS. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOUSES WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 50 LBS OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPER ALSO AVAILABLE. I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER. TAKING APPOINTMENTS TO VIEW THE WHEEL THIS WEEK.

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Font - A * N l 71% 9:03 AM ACTIVElON. Rare Spiderman 3: Beans Edition $100 Listed over a week ago in Anchorage, AK Send seller a message Is this still available? Send ... Message Save Share More

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Screen - 6:32 Tuesday, May 5 Gaming Computer Monitor $70 Listed about a day ago in Reno, NV Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Gadget - ? Gameboy color $60

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Footwear - Please follow local guidelines about physical distancing and staying home to help slow the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19) while buying and selling. Shoes $10 Listed 3 hours ago in Lafayette, TN

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Dish - Veron 12:19 AM Bean burrito $50 Listed 5 minutes ago in Bayville, NJ Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More

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Bicycle - Dublin BIKE market (used Bicycles for Sale) 1 hour ago Chain saw bike €500 Dublin, Ireland Chainsaw bike for sale works perfectly will have no problem cutting our way through traffic in the mornings

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Organism - Extremely Rare I HATE CHOCOLATE Mary's Mother Spongebob Character Shaped Cheeto 20 ratings $25,000.00 Free Shipping Est. Delivery Mon, May 11 - Wed, May 13

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Table - 37 mins · Vintage doll house tables. (Used) $6 $6 each all 3 for $15. (Firm)

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Dinosaur - Sock puppets $10 In Stock

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Finger - $25 Famous character from Ed Edd and Eddie Listed 4 days ago in Harrisburg, NC Send seller a message

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Text - reply below Hairless Kitten Texas hairless kitten $500. Needs shoots, 8 weeks old.

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Medical equipment - la CERCO domenica alle 11:20 Aspirapolvere uoshp O Cesena, Emilla Pomagna € 50 Super accessoriato con libretto dyson

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Product - Niniendo $300 MESSAGE Nintendo switch (new) Georgetown, KY

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Child - 4G Metro by T-Mobile 5:16 Da Pony baby $500 O 28405 One of a kind custom made toy made in America. 15 22 Comments 4 Shares

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Outerwear - VzW 1:41 PM O O 59% $300 Bag of Dog Hair Listed 23 hours ago in Brighton, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Briefs - VZW Wi-Fi 2:11 PM @ O 65% 4 $25 $30 Jean shorts Listed about a day ago in Ypsilanti, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - 23 36 Custom Low rider skateboarding really cool baord to have $25 Listed over a week ago in Melbourne, VIC

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Screenshot - 5:39 Vintage Kettlebell set $80 · In Stock Listed over a week ago in Mackay, QLD Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More Seller Information See Profile Riely 'Stilts' Molloy Follow Joined Facebook in 2008 II

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Concrete - Dumbbells $100

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Tree - ... Swap and Buy 1 hr • A 1980's McDonald's playland seat $1,000 • MESSAGE Flashback seating. Please research ebay first

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Text - MABLO RBLO Stolen Taco bell diablo sauce $2,185 auto parts - by owner Exactly 437 diavolo sauce packets stolen fom Taco bell Im only ask $ 5 per packet DIABI

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Food - 26 1stopdental 3,519 sales ***** 447 reviews For sale is a bag of 100 Loose Teeth Bestseller Low in stock $25.00 Add to cart

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Material property - al 02-de 01:36 @ 1 80 %4 IPHONE PC €5070 € Listed over a week ago in W Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - Treasure Hunter's Dream! $100 Used my metal detector and dug this bad boy up! It is sealed and could be full of treasure! If you want to find out what could be hidden inside come and get it! No holds!

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