This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it.
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This has to be someone trolling. Please, by the grace of all that is good, let this be someone trolling.
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What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....
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Maybe this legend is just ahead of his time. Or he's learning a quick lesson in how auto-tuning does NOT guarantee your song will be the world's next hit song.
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This twitter thread gave way to people looking back on those occasionally painful, cringe-packed, silly moments from the days of their youth that were on brand, for the way they find themselves presented to the world, present day. Sometimes we unintentionally act out who we are, before we know it further on down the road. If that means you're an injury-prone clutz, pull up a seat, and join the club.
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We're always afraid that people are talking about us behind our backs. It's not fun to find out someone doesn't like your personality or thinks you're weird. But when it's your boss, one of the only people in your life that it really makes a difference how much they like you, that's a bit of a nightmare. By the way, the world has no shortage of crazy stories about their bosses.
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At what point do we turn things up a notch, and add a couple more horse's asses to the mix. Can honestly say, I did not see this twist coming, in terms of where our modern day advanced spacecrafts originate from. Who'd have known we could look back so far in history, and point out a couple horse asses as being the root cause of it all.
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Sometimes, you need to ponder very deep thoughts, barefooted, at a cafe, surrounded by people with soured expressions trying to NOT smell your toe fungus.
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He's Reddit's Ken M of jumper cables. AskReddit is a place for people to share stories. These long lists of comments and responses have given rise to a few local celebrities, one being rogersimon10, a user whose existence is bent on railroading any conversation into a joke about his dad beating the living crap out of him, always with jumper cables.
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You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted!
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Nobody could've been ready for the King of Beards to make his appearance. Mere mortals were possessed with nervous excitement, and the crowd was caught up in an uproar, at the sight of a man drinking tea through his beard.
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Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!
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Life is a constant struggle against the cold pit of failure. It's hard enough not to screw up on a normal day, but when people are out here actively trying to trick you, then there's almost nothing keeping you from looking stupid. So here's to not being anyone caught up in all this nonsense. And if you wanna see more people's days go bad, here's some more of that.
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These liars didn't put enough thought into how they'd present their fragile construct of lies to the online world. You see, the truth-defending warriors of the internet have an uncanny knack for digging up the truth. Crazy things like Google make the task a whole lot easier.
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There's a lot of people in the world, so it's a statistical certainly that some really, really, ridiculously rare crap is gonna happen to someone out there. Whether it's getting struck by lightning, something worse, or just winning some weird sweepstakes, there are some crazy unlikely stories out there.
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Sugar withdrawals are no joke, dude. This woman needs sweet juice, and it sounds like that horrendous liquid she was served, isn't even close.
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You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.
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You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.
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