Bass Reeves made it very hard to be a criminal in his time of being a US Marshall. The man's numbers are heroic, superhuman even, and it is high time for us to further explore his story on screen. This Lawman lived down true legends, and came out the other side swinging, ready to take on the next law-breaking, degenerate with what I can only imagine was masterfully honed skills, unwavering courage, and pure grit.
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Not all jokes have to be clever or make a point. That doesn't mean simple observations and puns are bad. It just means there's a time and place for them. Here go some stupid, but still sort of accurate jokes and puns that are absolutely dad-worthy. If any of these got you, there's more where that came from.
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If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings.
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I'm glad his opponent's rocking some sizable headphones, cause he needed something to muffle the hysterical shriek of an enraged sore loser. "STAHHP!" May his pain-filled battle cry over a tough loss, echo on into eternity.
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Boy does this make us feel old. Now that all the kids are playing forknife or whatever, they never got to suffer the frustration and constant failure that went into playing, and losing The Game. We're just glad that there's still people out there on tumblr willing to explain the rich history of The Game. Ah crap, just lost again.
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All I'm saying is if this kid took that silly little lie that far, how do we know what's being put out right now as a story grounded in truth, isn't just another work of fiction? That being said, the creativity is still on point, and to imagine such a scenario actually happening, is WILD.
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It all started fun and innocent enough, when The Rock took to his Instagram to post an update about getting on the grind, at the gym. From there, one thing led to another, and suddenly, Kevin Hart's jumping in to call out his post for being whiny. The Rock quickly shut that spicy jab down with a witty comeback of his own. Absolutely savage and hilarious!
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If you came here for the dramatic ring tosses, you will NOT be disappointed. This Twitter thread descends into cringe-soaked absurdity, in the onslaught of videos capturing the fallouts from divorce, on an app called Tik Tok. When we look back on just how crazy humanity got, will this be a shining gem to reference? I mean, I think it's got all the potential in the world to be, just that.
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You'd be amazed by the tremendously callous things people do all the time. Aside from the harm they do, the worst part is when they don't even think they're doing anything wrong. It doesn't matter who they are or where they come from, there are severe assholes in all walks of life. Luckily, this is just a small percentage of people, but boy can selfish behavior get our blood boiling.
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The CEO of Pooch Patch, made a potentially fatal error when they applied their roast game, to addressing a dissatisfied customer. There's a time and a place for that spicy banter, and there are lines we're best served to NOT cross. In this case, the fallout would seem to be very real.
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It sounds like a particularly testy coworker is blowing their 2 week old surgery far out of proportion, to milk another free and gracious handout. In this case, they are appalled beyond belief, when their coworker won't hook 'em up with some chicken bites. Not the chicken bites! They learn a quick lesson in how being rude to someone, does NOT make them want to help you. Wow.
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The moral of the story here is that Nicole is one ruthless, cold, and careless customer service rep. Outside that, Chase bank gets "exposed" for being a money hungry, evil sac of bullsh*t. Aren't we all just...shocked. If anything, take this guy's fiery twitter thread about his bizarre number-crunching money debacle with Chase bank, as a cautionary tale for what your bank could be pulling on you, under the table. Who knows.
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People are taking to Twitter to express some of their outrage over what they're getting back this year for tax refunds. Some people are calling the situation, a #GOPTaxScam. Check out the rage-filled reactions. What do you make of it?
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April Fool's Day is THE time of the year for bringing your asshole-ish tendencies out in fully functional form. Thing is, with proper planning, you can drive someone that much more insane. In the case of these comprehensive, calculated April Fool's Day pranks, you have a whole lot to work with for pissing that next person off in your life. And you can always check out the one from last year, here!
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Even a normal day is going to have its small tragedies. Maybe you forgot something at home. Maybe traffic made you late. While we can all agree that a normal day has its own disappointing pitfalls, someone is having an unusually bad day. There's someone out there who's looking into an unyielding void of disappointment.
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You might relate to this so hard you find tears in your eyes, or feel that much more inspired to live forever alone.
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This kind of blind and cheap entitlement is a bane on society.
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