Tuesday, August 29, 2017

11 of our Favorite Twitter Reactions to Amazon Owning Whole Foods


A collection of our favorite reactions on Twitter to the news that Amazon now owns Whole Foods.

The Amazon roasting here was only inevitable. Would you like a side of royally-priced grapes with your Kindle today?

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Don't Ever Be This Dude Asking His Crush Out Via Shameless Newspaper Ad


Guy asks his crush out through a newspaper ad.

Trying to get laid with a newspaper ad might be rock bottom bro. 

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Tinder Hack Causes Two Dudes To Think The Other Is a Girl And They Become Soulmates Till Hilarious Revelation


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This is the modern dating bromance tale we deserve! An oldie but a goldie. You've gotta appreciate our two dudes' sense of humor and humility in the face of a hilariously disorienting hack. 

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Angry Professor Sends Idiotic Email When No Students Show Up First Day of Class


Angry college professor emails his students after nobody shows up for the first day of class.

Gotta love it when the teacher schools himself...

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Guy Goes On Insane Rant When His Tinder Match Wouldn't Have Sex With Him After FIRST Date


Crazy guy goes on ridiculous rant after his Tinder match wouldn't have sex with him following their FIRST date.

Sometimes it pays to shut up and say nothing at all. She's definitely better off without this madman. 

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Tagged: crazy , sex , wtf , tinder , cringe , Awkward , dating

Woman Epically Trolls a Creep Who Won't Stop Sending Her Inappropriate Messages On Facebook


Guy sends woman inappropriate comment asking what kind of penis she likes and she proceeds to troll him

This woman took matters into her own hands when she received creepy messages from a guy on Facebook and decided to have a little fun with it. 

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Guy Witnesses A Woman Cheating At a Detroit Lions Game and Subtly Passes Her Husband A Note


Guy leaves a note for a woman's husband after he sees her texting her other lover at a Detroit Lions game

There's an important lesson from situations like this. When you're out in public and doing something nefarious don't assume that others are totally oblivious to your actions, because you might get served some justice just like this woman did. 

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18 Tattoo Artists Share Their Worst "Are You Sure You Want That" Stories


Tattoo artists share the worst of their "are you sure you want to get that tattoo" stories and they're full of drunken stupidity.

Some of these aren't THAT bad. 

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Tagged: wtf , FAIL , cringe , Awkward , tattoos , funny , weird , stupid

12 People Who Got Brutally Roasted to a Crisp


People Who Got Brutally Roasted to a Crisp

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Tagged: roast me , trolling , roast

Restaurant Fails To Translate Arabic For Menu and Morbid Hilariousness Ensues


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When this restaurant failed to correctly translate Arabic a little bit of dark-humored comedy gold ensued; and low and behold, this definitely wasn't the first time this has happened. Thank goodness for us, cause the translation fails people shared in response to this one were great!

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Guy Texts What He Thinks Is A Spambot and Gets Emotionally Scarred Instead


Guy Texts What He Thinks Is A Spambot and Gets Emotionally Scarred Instead

The infamous Dick Bot strikes hard and fast and you're likely not to be prepared. 

That's what this guy learned when he texted 'Rodger, Rodger' the Dick Bot back. No one tells Rodger, Rodger to go f*ck himself. 

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Tagged: text , texting , funny

Uh ok. Why are you even here?


Just had a very, very strange dream... facebook fail

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Tagged: FAIL , failbook , funny

25 Teachers Share Funny Questions They've Put On Tests


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Students these days are lucky to be getting these kinds of wildly creative extra credit test questions. Talk about a nice way to wrap up an otherwise soul-grinding, brain-pulverizing test. 

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Tagged: humor , class , teacher , test , funny

Guy Recounts the Hilarious Story of the Time He Got Caught Having Sex In A Bathroom With His Wife


Guy Recounts the Hilarious Story of the Time He Got Caught Having Sex In A Bathroom With His Wife

This guy recently recounted the tale of the time he and his wife tried to discreetly have sex in a Wal-Mart bathroom and it goes pretty much the way you'd expect a tale from your horny youth to go. 

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15 Delusional Artists That Need to Snap Back to Reality


Guy posts a horrible Jesus tattoo that he did for way too high of a price

Proof that you can't always fake it till you make it. 

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Tagged: wtf , FAIL , funny

BBC News Segment Getting Interrupted By Staffer Watching Adult Film In Background Is Ultimate Awkwardness


BBC news anchor with embarrassing screen live in the background.

BBC trying to mix it up or what?

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