A Bunch of Scruffy Looking Nerfherders Pose for the First Han Solo Movie Cast Photo

It's so hard not to get excited for a new Star Wars movie. Often times, it seems like just when I'm ready to be sick of the whole thing, we actually start seeing footage or pictures or a song from the new movie, and I'm already at Fandango pre-ordering my tickets. 

The new Han Solo movie is no exception. 

Today, Lucasfilm released an image Alden Ehrenreich, Donald Glover, Thandie Newton, Chewbacca, and Woody Harrelson on the set of the friggin' Millennium Falcon, and, yeah, I'll go see this movie. 

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Watch the World's Most Hilariously Slow Police Chase

Police chase's usually start with the descriptions "World's Most Deadly" or "World's Fastest." But not this one. 

What we have here is the probably the world's slowest police chase, in which a grey sedan just drives in circles around traffic, as a Tallahassee police cruiser pursues at, maybe, 10mph. It sort of reminds me of this: 



Yeah, baby. 

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Seth Meyers Takes a Closer Look at What The Hell Is Going With Trump and Sweden

Over the weekend, as I'm sure you heard, that reality-TV gameshow host who clearly isn't here to make friends, told the crowd at his campaign rally that there was a terror attack in Sweden. 

Of course, that never actually happened, and he was just regurgitating what he heard on Fox News the night before. This is what happens when you turn down intelligence briefings and have to have them dumbed down anyway. 

This continues to play into our hypnotic pinwheel of a president's idea of truth, which is currently putting everyone on Earth's life at risk. So thankfully, Seth Meyers and his team wrote some jokes to help the medicine go down. 

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Photographer Takes Photos of People Before and After Three Glasses of Wine and Proves That 'Happy Hour' is Aptly Named

Ahh Happy Hour, that mystical time in the late afternoon that makes you go from the top left picture to the bottom right after a long hard days work. 

This photographer, Marcos Alberti, working on this project for a while and these totally unscientific results are nonetheless entirely conclusive. So get out to that Happy Hour and get that smile on.

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Twitter Expresses the Pain of Forgetting Your Headphones at Home

There are like two things worse than forgetting your headphones at home: Death and Sean Hannity. And even those are preferable when you're really behind on your podcasts and your headphones are sitting right on your bed. 

Luckily, Twitter has become something of a support group for the forgetful. We're all here for you. Or should I say, we're all hear for you?  Get it. You get it. https://twitter.com/raaab/status/816708451996958720

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After Losing a Fantasy Football Bet, So This College Student Made the Best Cassie ‘Me & U’ Video

Honestly watching this parody video through was  pretty much the best 4 minutes of my day today.

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Instagram Model Alexis Ren Goes on a Twitter Tirade and Disses Her Ex's Manhood

Alexis Ren, Instagram model and full-time babe, has been going no-holds-barred on Twitter these last couple days. 

Alexis and her ex-bf Jay Alvarez got famous on Instagram and Youtube after their video of a wild California vacation went viral in 2015 basically just because Alexis is really really ridiculously good looking. From there they coasted on into internet stardom. The two broke up sometime around the end of last year and that seemed to be the end of their PG-13 porn fueled relationship 

Well, apparently none of it has been sitting well with Alexis because now she's on the warpath and is even going after the man's manhood. 

Nevertheless, I'm sure posting all this publicly on social media is a healthy way of dealing with things.

If you don't care about that and just clicked because you saw 'Instagram Model' then welcome to you as well. 

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Alex Trebek Was Rapping on Jeopardy! Last Night, So Does That Make Him Bae Now?

I'm no expert on what is or isn't bae, but if Alex Trebek is rapping, does that make him "bae?"

Last night, during Jeopardy, Alex Trebek revealed one of the categories to be "Let's Rap, Kids," and the fact that he didn't turn his hat backwards and sit down on a chair A.C. Slater-style is a testament to his professionalism. Even more surprising, none of the contestants started vomiting. But did he become bae? 

There's a rap category on Jeopardy, and Alex Trebek's got BARS. http://pic.twitter.com/W5NGCBREdf

— Justin Ferguson (@JFergusonAU) February 21, 2017

Instead, we were treated to Alex Trebek reading Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Desiigner, which I think makes him bae. He did say, that "he's just getting into this rap thing," which definitely makes him bae. 

just in case u needed to hear alex trebek rapping kanye http://pic.twitter.com/5HJqObwHZW

— alyssa walker (@alyssawalkkerrr) February 21, 2017

I took Alex Trebek rapping on Jeopardy and did the only thing that felt right: Edit it to the music he was quoting. (🎥: @KennyDucey) http://pic.twitter.com/Tg8mxONBAj

— Mark (@tole_cover) February 21, 2017

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What Started as an Airline Complaint was Quickly Hijacked By a Twitter Scammer and Ends With Everyone Getting a Lesson in the Perfect Fake Credit Card Number

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Using More Than a Few Cheesy Pick Up Lines Totally Worked For This Guy on Tinder (Even With a Few Mistakes)

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Couples Describe Their Dirty Talk and Excuse Me While I Scream Into a Pillow

These videos of regular people describing their sex are very uncomfortable. Mainly because at least one half of each couple would rather jump off a building than talk about this stuff. 

I can't say that I blame them.

Ok. Tips for looking cool during intercourse:

• Mouth closed
• Eyes open — No blinking
• Heavy breathing — THROUGH YOUR NOSE ONLY

If only these couples could just be honest and admit that this is everyone's "O" face.

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They Don't Even Have a Placard

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This Guy Made a Song Out of Unicorn Picture and It's Perfect

A picture is worth a thousand words, but how many songs is it worth?

This unicorn picture aims to find out. Twitter user @andrewismusic made a picture of a unicorn out of music notes. That song, it turns out, sounds like how a unicorn looks, magical and classical. It's so cool. 

Enjoy a unicorn made out of music notes http://pic.twitter.com/f4oMZDa50b

— Andrew Huang (@andrewismusic) February 21, 2017

People love it too. Check out what people are saying. 

@andrewismusic YOOOOOOO

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 21, 2017

@andrewismusic ok this is a new genre, this must not go away

— Dan Bull 🍐 (@itsDanBull) February 21, 2017

@andrewismusic Haha, fair enough. Honestly I just want a program that functions like Mario Paint did. Thanks!

— Bladebrawl (@Bladebrawl) February 21, 2017

Some people are just kind of scared:

New season Westworld gets kinda weird https://t.co/HLPuxa8c5j

— Helen (@helenvholmes) February 21, 2017

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Watch an Absolute Savage Softball Player Take Out Her Classmates in Dodgeball With Zero Mercy

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Not All Heroes Wear Flea Collars

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Alex Trebek Was Rapping on Jeopardy! Last Night, So Does That Make Him Bae Now?

I'm no expert on what is or isn't bae, but if Alex Trebek is rapping, does that make him "bae?"

Last night, during Jeopardy, Alex Trebek revealed one of the categories to be "Let's Rap, Kids," and the fact that he didn't turn his hat backwards and sit down on a chair A.C. Slater-style is a testament to his professionalism. Even more surprising, none of the contestants started vomiting. But did he become bae? 

Instead, we were treated to Alex Trebek reading Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Desiigner, which I think makes him bae. He did say, that "he's just getting into this rap thing," which definitely makes him bae. 

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Dude Wrecks His Ex's Apology Letter With a Red Pen and Zero Intentions of Getting Back With Her

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This Real-Life Hoverbike Looks Awesome As Long As You Don't Cut Your Legs Off

Conversation Starter and Ender

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Iceland's President Said He Would Ban Pineapple on Pizza Because He's Clearly Never Had Pineapple and Jalapeño Pizza

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When visiting a high school in the Icelandic town of Akurekyri, President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson told students that if he could, he'd ban pineapple as a pizza topping. And let's just thank our lucky stars that he isn't ruler of the Chuck E. Cheese. 

I get that it's cool to make fun of pineapple pizza, but allow me to throw something out there: Pineapple and jalapeño pizza. Sweet and spicy. So good.

But that isn't stopping some people from jumping on the Jóhannesson Train:

Politics needs more people like the president of Iceland https://t.co/A8wgGJcwFh

— Alberto Nardelli (@AlbertoNardelli) February 21, 2017

not only does iceland use entirely renewable energy but their president is also a WOKE BAE http://pic.twitter.com/EkGbjmwHL1

— eva (@myIoveiscooI) February 21, 2017

You know what, enjoy Iceland, nerds:

you can all stay in Iceland as well so us pineapple on pizza lovers can live in peace and tastiness http://pic.twitter.com/UOZ3g5shNp

— Luke Brooks (@luke_brooks) February 21, 2017

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Read the Mark Zuckerberg Parody So Dumb That People Believe It

A good parody blends the truth with the funny in a way that makes you think, "hey, is this thing real?" Trust me, that's what people in 1984 thought when they heard "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" for the first time. 

This parody of a Mark Zuckerberg post, in which the billionaire-founder of Facebook claims to be reconnecting with everyday Americans has people scratching their chin. 

Here's the original, which seems like a parody of the very idea of "sincerity" to begin with:

Then hilarious Twitter user @pixelatedboat gave it a rewrite: 

Wow Mark, is this really the best way to connect with rural America? http://pic.twitter.com/1kJVlb4aN9

— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) February 21, 2017

And for some reason, people thought that Mark Zuckerberg actually made a man eat his own newspaper sports section:

@pixelatedboat I hope that's a joke. Just because you have money doesn't make it right to treat people in a degrading manner

— Peter J Pierre (@PJPsych) February 21, 2017

Mr. Pierre, with all due respect, come on!

This guy, who is also the editor-in-chief of "the best source of new on the Kansas City Royals," threatened to not buy a Facebook account or something:

@pixelatedboat I'm going to go on Facebook to tell my friends to boycott all Mark Zuckerburg products

— Max Rieper (@maxrieper) February 21, 2017

Everyone needs to get out of the house more. 

@pixelatedboat @LeftistRebel is that real? Not a troll account?

— D K (@kln_nurv) February 21, 2017

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Finally, Someone Made a Video of Tiny Trump and It Will Make American Cute Again

Tiny Trump, a great meme for a great country. It's not every president that gets turned into a pint-sized little ruler. So far, from what I can surmise after thinking about it for about 30 seconds, it's Trump and George W. Bush. Remember this show: 



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Me neither. 

But Tiny Trump is it's own special little thing. It's cute and fun, and it reminds us of the precious toddler-sized ego of that reality-TV gameshow host who is our president for some stupid reason.

Check out some more Tiny Trumps:

Tiny Trump

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Straight-up Amateur House

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