Sunday, February 2, 2020

Unfortunate Moments of Chaos and Failure


Chaotic moments of failure, messes, mistakes and misfortune | car that got painted white while parking. santa claus getting arrested by a police officer.

Don't get too comfortable when things are going well, because life just might hit you hard with unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. Someone could fall through your roof, your car could get hit with a rogue coconut, and a dog could eat your shoes. There are limitless possibilities when it comes to unfortunate moments and chaos.

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Strange And Troubling Tattoos


A collection of absolutely terrible tattoos | back of a bald man's head tattooed with a terrifying face with tufts of real hair as its eyebrows. man with checkers tattooed all over his face.

These people are part of the reason why some parents tell their kids to never get tattoos. We can't imagine that there was a ton of thought that went into some of these. Hell, maybe we're wrong though. Maybe these are the kinds of tattoos that these individuals dreamed of getting all along. 

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Scummy Collection Agency Messes With Guy's Credit Score


A scummy collection agency messes with a guy's credit score, and ends up having to pay him in a cash settlement | r/ProRevenge Ded0099 3100 dollars medical debt large cash settlement 3 years later scummy Collection Agency and its lawyers. Hello, this is about as pro revenge will ever get so here goes.

You've got to love it when someone goes from a daunting amount of medical debt, to a sizable cash settlement some years later from a crappy collection agency. As far as satisfying pro revenge tales go, this one right here is something special. Job well done for this dude!

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Man Lies To Wife About Terrible Cooking, It Backfires Terribly


Guy lies to his wife about her terrible cooking, and it ends up backfiring in a terrible way with people getting sick over her recipe | post by Microdoted TIFU by trying spare my wife, and saying her cooking great. happened yesterday fallout happened about an hour ago

This caring husband learned a tough lesson in the value of telling the truth, when it comes to your partner's cooking. In his case, it sounds like he was really trying to do the right thing. Unfortunately, his pursuit toward doing the right thing resulted in a dinner party dealing with a gnarly case of food-related illness. Sounds like they'll get over it after the wife calms down. 

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Concerts That Didn't Live Up to the Hype


Stories of people on askreddit who went to bad concerts | posted by AXPendergast Madonna! Mistakenly got tickets her Madamx tour. Started 30 min late, she talked between every song, ended up with four songs an hour. She spent 20 minutes auctioning off Polaroid selfie left at point.

Anyone who's been to a few concerts has experienced that sinking feeling when they realize, "oh, god, these guys are not good live" and then you just have to bear through their set feeling different and realizing you spent too much money on a stupid thing. Sometimes it's not even the performance. Sometimes the artist just has no respect for their fans, or spends 30 minutes talking about conspiracy theories.

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Engineer Gets Ditched In Revenge Of The Week


Apprentice engineer makes his crew angry, and ends up getting left behind 250 miles from home | r/ProRevenge posted by GhostOfSorabji Apprentice engineer pisses off crew gets left behind 250 miles home Lordy reminded this story after recent phone call an old friend. Rather long one

It's time for the revenge story of the week, and man, is this one a treat. This entitled sound engineer got what was coming his way. It sounds like he was just the kind of presumptuous brat that needed a wakeup call. Fortunately, the crew he worked with and generally drove insane was more than ready to give it to him. And boy oh boy, did that wakeup call come in a brutal fashion. We're talking the guy getting ditched hundreds of miles from home, and eventually having to get picked up by his dad!

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Guy Goes Around Petting Random Stray Cats


Well isn't this just too much adorable to handle? 

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Tagged: aww , wholesome , cute , Cats , Video , animals

Worker Matches Nail Gun to Beat so He Doesn't Interrupt Band


It looks like this guy is doing his best to coexist with the band next door. This could be the start of an entirely new style of music. Too bad the name Nine Inch Nails is already taken.

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The Cringiest Things People Did In School


AskReddit replies to the cringiest things that people have done in school | posted by Deku_Shiba Meowed one whole class period.

School for many of us was a time of self-discovery and ultimately doing a whole lot of unexplainably stupid sh*t. These people are sharing stories of the cringiest things they've done in school, that likely come back to haunt them when they're trying to sleep at night. 

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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Sprayed the Internet with Cringeworthy Bragging


People who think they're way smarter than they are | imagine having an iq lower than 130 dude shut up youre bad with words

Whether it's born out of insecurity, compensation or the misguided belief that they are truly the best and brightest, cringeworthy braggarts have covered the internet with their supposed genius. It's amazing to witness someone who thinks so highly of themselves with no proof other than that they just believe they're geniuses.

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Bold Hairstyles that Are Probably Not Gonna Catch On


bad haircut fails | man with his hair shaved into the shape of a person pooping. man sitting down on public transport with long hair styled into a long upright spike

It's like people are at constant war with their own hair. We've seen people's bold and questionable haircuts get roasted, and we've seen cringeworthy hair monstrosities from the 80s. Hairstyles are a good way to express yourself. It's just that sometimes extreme hairstyles inspire some questions about the type of self that person's expressing.

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When People Knew Their Company Was On Its Last Leg


The signs when people knew their company was failing | posted by toastingz my boss started loading large Tv's into his car and told us grab can worked at circuit city.

Working for a big company can be weird. The lack of oversight can be strange, like this guy who was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. What gets extra strange is when the company starts to tank. Bosses stop responding to emails, the stores themselves begin to degrade, and people stop showing up. Here are people who know what it was like to work for a big failing company.

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Tagged: crazy , boss , wtf , FAIL , job , work , loss , blockbuster , company , money

Navy Operations Officer Pulls Laziest Move Ever


Navy operations officer pulls off an impressively lazy move | is laziest thing ever done once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-ass circle light right on his barely conscious face

A true American hero. You know you've made it when you're directing a mob of people to steer a giant mass of steel for the sole purpose of getting the sun out of your face, while you go about enjoying your bagel. All in a day's work. 

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Customer Wants To Complain About Employee's Cheese Cutting Abilities


Customer wants to complain to the owners of a cafe about an employee's slow cheese cutting abilities | WIBTA if complained owners cafe about long takes their employee cut cheese work an office building which has cafe s not table service go up counter and have choice hot meal, soup or sandwich Owners don't manage as they are catering company supply food morning. They leave Worker deal with distribution paninis and soup.

This deeply dissatisfied customer sounds like they've hit their breaking point when it comes to exercising patience over an employee's painfully slow cheese cutting abilities. At the end of the day, the job might just not be a good fit for the employee. Cutting cheese isn't for everyone. 

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People's Favorite Lessons From Therapy (36 Tweets)


A collection of tweets from people sharing their most helpful lessons from therapy | tweet by Ttown316 Replying CarolineMoss are not responsible version they created their mind.

Twitter users are sharing their most cherished lessons they've picked up from therapists over the years. The following collection of insights might speak to you on some level. We can all use a couple calming tips to keep in our back pockets, for when the world throws a curveball our way. 

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Rude Tailgater Gets His Comeuppance With Speed Trap


Rude tailgater gets his comeuppance with a speed trap | r/ProRevenge posted byrayrayrex hole tailgates already speeding so set them up speed trap driving home get together, and going 65-67km/h (41mph 60 (37mph) zone. Where police almost never pull over if going 10 or less over, but will definitely pull over anything over .

This rude tailgater got what was coming to him. Sounds like he was being a bit of a jerk on the road, and the driver decided to take matters into their own hands. They played it beautifully. By purposefully slowing down, they ignited a rage in the tailgater, which led to the tailgater driving right into a speed trap. 

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