Friday, September 17, 2021

Guy Goes Absolute Beast Mode On Dance Evolution


If we all were committed towards putting this much passion and energy into our everyday life tasks the world would clearly be a perfect place. This guy is inspiring. 

Musician Puts Spin On Basic Training Cadence, Creates Absolute Hit


So basically this needs to find it's way to a place like Spotify as soon as possible. This dude absolutely crushed it. 

Pro-DVD Anti-Piracy Ad Is Weirdly Lame


First off, it makes us feel old that we haven't bought a DVD in probably over 5 years. Second off, there are a lot of ways to tell people that paying for media is better than stealing it, like "if you want people to keep making good movies, buy them." But no, they went for the overly vague "DVDs are much more fun and cool." All this succeeded in doing was let a lot more people know that they could illegally download movies online.

Man Provides Brother And Girlfriend Temporary Housing, They Complain About Terms


There are certain things in this crazy life that are well worth pitching a fit over. When it comes to mowing a dang lawn when you're being provided a place to stay while in limbo in terms of housing? Yeah, best to just express gratitude and enjoy the setup. It sounds like that whole philosophy was pretty much lost on this couple though. You can imagine where things went in the comments section when the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community weighed in. 

Good Samaritan Saves Potential MLM Recruit Before It's Too Late


We aren't exactly the people who understand the specifics of nail wraps, and we can't tell you anything about where to get them. But we are people who are obsessed with scams, convinced that the world is conspiring against us, and waiting around to see what happens whendeluded multi-level marketing people throw their savings into companies that are trying to harvest their very souls. That's why it's a startlingly refreshing thing to see someone saved from a life of alienating their friends and hocking crap at a loss to themselves.

Unfortunate Events Caused By People Who Can't Be Trusted


We really shouldn't be letting the people who caused these situations to be out and about. Heaven knows we would all be safer if they were removed from the streets, sidewalks and other places where the rest of us spend our time. 

There are so many questions that come to mind when you look at these like 'how' and 'why' and 'Oh my gosh what were you trying to accomplish here'. I just don't even know where to start. 

It's certainly not the first time that we've seen a collection of FAIL's wink like this.

Things That Are Highly Creepy But Totally Legal


Society is an interesting thing. We like to think that there are systems in place to keep us from suffering from other people's weirdness, but there are oodles of creepy things that are still sort of legal to do. Some of them are embraced by entire industries, others are stuff anyone can do on a gray Sunday in a public park. For some bad advice here are some hilariously dumb and bad life pro tips to avoid.

Uncle Cancels His Niece's College Fund After He Discovers She Has Been Targeting Him With Cruel Pranks


Life is filled with hard lessons and this definitely is going to be one for this girl. It sounds like she had a very close relationship with her father's brother, to the point that he was willing to fund her college tuition. To do what she has done to someone who you have a close and trusting relationship with is a cruel betrayal.

Her behaviour here is absolutely out of line and, quite frankly, a little twisted. She deserves to learn this painful lesson for her mistakes. Hopefully she can use the time she was using to pull the pranks to get a scholarship.

People Name The Worst Movies They Have Ever Watched


Have you ever walked out of a movie and felt utterly disrespected for the very fact that someone thought you might want to sit through it? Have you ever had a movie that you were waiting for in anticipation only to be let down from great heights?

I'm certain every one of us has a movie that we would love to tag onto this list. Mine, without doubt, is Jupiter Ascending. It is far and above the biggest pile of garbage I have ever watched. I'm a huge fan of the Wachowski's earlier films and watched the Matrix more times that I can count as a teen but their recent films have been imperfect to say the least. 

Nevertheless, I let myself get hyped up for Jupiter Ascending. Against better judgement. The promise of Sean Bean and a newly-awared oscar for best actor Eddie Redmayne was too alluring. We went with a group of friends, going relatively blind to the rest of the details of the film. The bulk share of our group ended up walking out halfway through in utter dismay.

I'm a sucker for punishment, and had never walked out of a film in my life at that point, so I stuck it through. My reward was a horribly CGI'd scene of wolf-man Channing Space Tatum moon walking in a pair of space boots. Bland acting, b-movie cgi and plot all around.

It's time to name and shame. What's the worst movie you've ever had the displeasure of viewing?

Hilarious Made Up Facts That Seem 100% Believable


I swear, you would almost believe that a few of these are real. I definitely did a double take on the "'Vitamins' are actually a portmanteau of the words 'vital minerals' ". Pretty sure I have thought that my entire life and now I'm not entirely sure what is or isn't true. There are a whole lot of things people believe that aren't true that somehow persist in our collective conscious.

What are some creative facts that you have that you would almost swear are real?

Entitled Brother Thinks His Kid Is the Exception to a “Child-Free” Wedding Invite


There's nothing worse than someone who thinks that they are the exception to every rule. If anyone has siblings like this or families who enable this type of behaviour then you have my sympathies. This type of behaviour is only possible when the people around them allow it to persist. 

Paul sounds like he is a right piece of work and him and his wife, possibly the entire family, are entirely delusional. It is completely out of expectation to think that you would be the only exception for a child-free invitation. Time for a reality check. If there's one thing for certain it's that weddings bring out the family drama.

Careers That Seem To Attract An Unlikely Amount Of Clueless Humans


There are a whole lot of career paths that one can wander down with the highest of hopes, purest of intentions, only to realize that they're surrounded by people that seemingly have no idea what they're doing. To say that this kind of work environment can grow terribly tiresome and weigh on the soul after a while would be an understatement. Hopefully you've never had any experiences like those that the people are talking about in this thread. If you want to keep the work struggle theme going, check out this post about the nasty managers that drove their employees to madness.

Nephews Fed Vegan Food, Mom Has Meltdown, Calls It Abuse


Dietary choices can be an intriguing point of contention based on who's making them, like this vegan employee who refused to eat a suspicious cake or this vegan wedding guest who demanded to have a wedding catered to her. After getting radio silence on meat money, this person figured they'd just feed these kids what they ate and received no complaint until their mom learned about it. Given that there are thousands of kids who will eat nothing but Kraft mac n cheese for weeks straight, these ones were probably fine.

Obscure Points People Will Never Back Down From


What does it say about us as people that some of our most deeply held beliefs are things like optimal sandwich shape and who Harry Potter should have married? Does it mean we're passionate? Just stubborn? Does it mean we have good taste? Whatever it is, even if it's things we passionately believe with zero proof, we all have very stupid hills we're willing to die on.

Flat Earther Claims That Gravity Isn't Real


Just when we thought we'd seen it all, this video comes around to render us speechless. Like, my dude. We're going after gravity now? Is nothing on this planet sacred anymore. If you want to keep the flat earth theme going, check out the time that an understanding physics professor patiently dismantled some flat earthers.