Tuesday, February 10, 2015
The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.
That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:
Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.
Meltdown of the Day: McDonald’s Employee Goes on Rampage in Minnesota
This guy is definitely not "lovin' it."
A McDonald's employee in St. Paul, Minnnesota went on a rampage this past weekend, and the whole thing was captured on video by one of the customers.
He storms back and forth knocking down everything in sight, leaving quite a mess while everyone else in the store watches.
The scene is a bit like the kid who tore through a dollar store last year, but with a lot more screaming and profanity.
He had just been fired, according to the uploader, which triggered the McMeltdown.
This isn't exactly the McDonald's experience depicted in their new "Pay With Lovin'" campaign.
Gary is Very, VERY Upset About Snow on His Property. Let's Watch!
Warning: Language in this video. And sweet, delicious rage.
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