We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people going full stupid, and inspiring in us a deep desire to wed the palm with the face. Some people really need to get a better grasp on just not sharing anything at all.
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Sunday, November 17, 2019
Old-Timey Life Hacks from Forever Ago
Apparently instead of surgeon generals warnings and pictures of diseased lungs, cigarette packages used to contain household, survival and safety tips. Here are some vintage life hacks. For some more recent life hacks that aren't exactly relevant today, here are 90s lifehacks to free your time for drinking surge and listening to pearl jam. For something more relevant, here are some life pro tips.
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Chance Events That Convinced People The Universe Was Screwing With Them
A combination of intriguing coincidences and also a whole lot of horrible crap happening on the same day or even at the same moment. For fans of chance, here are some incredibly unlikely moments that went against all odds. For fans of terrible crap happening, here are times misfortune threw folks for a loop.
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The Very Fast Story of The First Soldier To Take Way Too Many Military Grade Amphetamines
Correction and clarification here, he didn't go on a killing rampage or really terrorize the soviets, but our boy did do the rest of that shit. According to Wikipedia, Aimo Koivunen found it too difficult to undo one tablet with his gloves, so he just took them all. Bad idea. The resulting few weeks are inadvisable for any human being to put themselves through. And while none of this is advisable or good, it is really damn interesting. Tumblr has a way of making history fun.
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Tagged: wtf , drugs , history , tumblr , Amphetamine , soldier , interesting , soldiers , finnish , mistake
Bits Of Highly Entertaining Tumblr Gold
We're back at it again with some solid comedy gems from the wandering minds of the Tumblr community. You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down a rabbit's hole on Tumblr.
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Petty Revenge Cases From Real Pieces Of Work
These people are the living and breathing definition of petty. When it comes to taking your revenge on someone who you believe did you wrong, it can be all the more satisfying if you put a little petty into the crafting of the revenge. Sit back and enjoy these petty revenge masterpieces.
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FedEx Employee Casually Tosses Expensive Camera Lens
Steve-O Sends Get Well Wishes To Fan
Man, Steve-O is just a next level human being. What a wonderful act of wholesome goodness.
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Entitled Classmate Steals Notes, Gets Tricked Into Copying Fake Notes
This entitled classmate had the audacity to steal her friend's notes without asking, and then put up a BS excuse about them not needing the notes. If your reason for stealing someone else's hard-earned work is rooted in arguing that they don't need what they worked for, you've already lost. From there, the revenge was simple, brutal, and brilliant. They put together some fake notes, and the classmate ended up having to repeat the year.
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Tumblr User Explains Why You've Gotta Be Cool with Spiders to Work in Cranberry Bogs
Tumblr can get, shall we say, overly specific. The nature of the site, and the people on it, can lead to some deep rabbit holes, like this tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, or really specific and fun history. Anyway, this cranberry bog discussion led to a story about the not-so-obvious spider consequences of working in a flooded bog full of swimming spiders.
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Guy Drinks Whole Cup Of Cuban Espresso, Ends Up In 5th Dimension
This guy unknowingly caffeinated his way into the 5th dimension. Let this serve as a cautionary tale that you've gotta be extra careful with that Cuban espresso. It is not a joke. Sounds like he basically consumed 12 cups of coffee in the matter of 5 minutes. At that point, you better just buckle up and try to enjoy the ride. Thankfully, it would seem he stayed safe.
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Tips for Talking to Women Without Seeming like a Huge Creep
The general themes here seem to be: bring up something you have in common, actually listen to them, compliment them, talk about shared interests, give them food and offer to show them pictures of animals. Also don't ask them where they live right off the bat. Here are some pickup lines that actually worked for people.
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A Quick Funny Lesson In Oversharing On Social Media
What we have here is a clear and quick story on why it can prove to be a terrible (or amazing) idea to "overshare" on social media. While they might see all the drinks as a problem, others might be more parched, and utterly stoked that you've got people storming you with rounds of drinks and peas. Can't forget the peas.
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Manager Self-Destructs After Trying To Humiliate Employee
This manager went and tried to make an example out of an employee by bringing their report to the attention of everyone else in the office. Thing is, they weren't ready for the employee to fight back. And when they did, and ultimately told the manager how they'd been copy-pasting the same thing for two months. Sh*t really hit the fan. You know the revenge was real brutal when the manager ends up quitting.
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Clever Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Not Wrong
You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.
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Horrible Commercials That Discouraged People's Business
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with commercials that were so bad, they ultimately deterred interest in people giving companies any business. Breaking out the loud, squeaking tires on a commercial is no way to go about winning over the hearts of someone. Or, showing the same commercial over and over again, like they forgot about it when they saw the commercial a mere few minutes ago.
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