Monday, April 20, 2015

An Agoraphobic Gets Out of the House for the First Time in Ages, Immediately Falls Into an Open Manhole


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Janet Faal of the UK has suffered from agoraphobia (a fear of open spaces and the outside) for years. As a part of her recovery and rehabillitation, she ventured out of the house with a friend. While helping said friend reverse her vehicle out of a car park, Faal kicked away an obtrusive wooden pallet. What she didn't know was that it was covering an open manhole. It took nearly an hour for rescue crews to help her, at which point it was clear her fall bruised up her face and broke her foot.

Faal is concerned that the incident has set back her recovery time by "years," and she clearly has no intentions to go outside again any time soon.

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What Does Marijuana Legalization Mean for the US?


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More Reasons to Have Safe Sex


Check Out These Neat Designs on a Spinning Wheel!


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The Ad Placement Needs a Little Work Here, Maybe


Nothing is Sadder Than the Comments on NASA's Facebook


Stunt of the Day: BMX Biker Rides Across Stranger’s Lamborghini


Do you live in Portland, Oregon, and did you recently discover some unusual tire tracks on your orange Lamborghini?

If the answer to both of these questions is “yes,” you might want to have a chat with Josh Navarro.

The BMX biker and self-described “explorer” posted a video on his Instagram account (ajourneythroughtime) this weekend, in which he rides his bike over a stranger’s car outside Jake’s Famous Crawfish.

He has hashtagged a photo of the stunt as #ThugLife, and on the video he wrote #RideEverything.

Last year he posted a video of him appearing to ride around on giant slices of pizza, which you can watch below.

So he literally does attempt to ride everything after all.

No word on whether not he had permission, but the waiter sure seems to think it’s real with that shrug of his.

And he’s got a lot of angry comments on his account.

“Don’t think this is going to end well for you,” said one person.

Another has threatened to alert the owner of the car.

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420 Protester in Australia Gets Arrested and His Girlfriend Gives the Perfect Interview


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The Hardest Sponge in Bikini Bottom


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Don't mess. And if he asks, mayonnaise IS an instrument. I'm not going to question him about that one.

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Ex-Cops Smoking Weed!


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How to Really Make Your Waiter's Day


GMOh No, the Hippies Are Mad


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Need a Snack to Go With Your 420 Celebrations?


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Getting Out of Class Can Be a Stretch


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A Creepy Dead Girl is the Last Person You Want to Meet on the Subway Late at Night


A Trio of Zebras Had a Great Time Taking a Trip Around Brussels


The animals were chased around by fie police cars before finally being captured and delivered back home. Of course, the rest of the internet had a field day with the hooved joy-seekers:

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NOPE NOPE NOPE: Australian Man Bravely Dispatches a Venomous Wolf Spider, Spider Gets Back by Releasing Spider Babies


Of COURSE this is happening in Australia, because no other place on this cruel earth is more terrifying.

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Scythe vs Weed Whacker, Who's Going to Clear This Field Faster?


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I'm Honored!


That's Dedication Right There


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It Takes a True Scumbag to Scam Disability


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It's Good for Your Health


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Bacon Fried Oreos: Because You Didn't Want to Live a Long Life Anyway


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I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but the key to the recipe is to wrap the Oreos in the bacon... then fry them together. I know. It's nuts. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner dying while thinking about thse.

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Your Weirdness of the Day is This Father-Daughter Duo With the Widest Tongues in the World


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But They Wouldn't Ask Me to Install Them if I Didn't Need Them!


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What Did You Do on Spring Break?


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How Are Things Looking From That High Horse?


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If You Live to Do it, it Feels Great!