Thursday, February 7, 2019

Finally, Joe Rogan Is Quitting His Well-Known Runescape Obsession


This video has the comedian and podcaster explaining why he's finally quitting the classic online roleplaying game Runescape. It's strange that he's hardly mentioned his addiction to the MMORPG in his comedy and interviews. Either way, we're pretty impressed with the guy for having been so into the game for all these years.

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Twitter Users Bond Over Strange Words That Always Look Wrong Even When They're Spelled Correctly


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The wildly confusing moment when you confirm that you did in fact spell that alien-like, looking word correctly, is a "problem" or occurrence that touches many. Twitter users hopped on a thread about the confusing moment, to bond over the certain words that confuse them to their core; even if they are spelling them correctly!

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Jose Canseco Hits A Home Run On Twitter And Shares How You Can Live 30 Years Longer


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Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco. 

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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition


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Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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Angry Parent's Facebook Post About Their Daughter Getting Measles Calls Out Anti-Vaxxers


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This rageful parent's emotional post about their daughter getting measles is as relevant a reminder to anti-vaxxers today, as it was, when it was posted back in 2015. The news is riddled with accounts of a measles outbreak, and the anti-vaxxers are being called out with renewed passion for their part in the upsurge of cases. Maybe this post will make a splash in the social media space, and inspire further discussion about the impacts of vaccination, or NOT vaccinating your children. 

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Man Takes Awesome Revenge On Abrasive Freeloader Trying To Purchase His Leaf Blower


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In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing. 

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Inflated Fitness Bro Responds After Getting Called Out For Lifting Fake Weights


You can just see the strong pleading tone of desperation in this meathead's eyes, when he's confronted by another fitness personality, who wants the TRUTH. The dude, dips and weaves around getting at what exactly he's lifting; and instead pivots, to place his emphasis on looking like you lift a lot, is most important. Okay. And how're we achieving that jacked up appearance? All natural? 

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Funny Commenters Go Way Too Hard in Marathon Post About Where Drugs Went


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It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and  therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

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19 Stupid Jokes and Moments That Are Still Technically Correct


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Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.

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Ryan Reynolds And Hugh Jackman's Hilarious Bromance Is A Gift To The Internet


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Hugh Jackman recently reignited his fake online feud with, Ryan Reynolds. Thank goodness. Their regular bouts of banter, and sharp witticisms, and visible admiration for one another, make this one bromance the internet will always need around. We can't wait to see what they drum up next, but in the meanwhile, don't forget to check out Hugh Jackman going full savage mode on Ryan Reynolds, Aviation Gin company, in a brutal marketing fail. 

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27 Wild Instances of Severely WTF Trashy Behavior


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Most of us are just trying to get through the day without inconveniencing other people. But when individuals do things so offensively selfish, gross or inconsiderate that they make other people's lives hard, that is some seriously trash-tastic behavior. Here's some classic trashiness fit for a dumpster.

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13 Hot Fyre Memes That Are Luxuriously Salty And Entertaining


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With the Fyre Festival awareness movement running at full speed on social media, and other places like Netflix, the memes honoring the iconically terrible, lit festival that never was...have never been spicier. If you know anything about the festival, you are likely to enjoy the hell out of these. 

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17 Historical Figures That Would Be Obnoxious Instagram Influencers


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An AskReddit thread entertained the idea of bringing historical figures into present day, to see how they'd fare in the wild world of social media. The results are a fun Pandora's Box of what-ifs, that ultimately seem to make some sense, based off what we know. The real question, is whether any of these historical figures, would spend their time using social media in the first place. 

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