We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people failing and occasionally actually getting somewhere in the wild world of Tinder. Tinder can be a general madhouse most of the time, but at least we get to enjoy the ridiculous pickup lines and other acts of crude and immature humor.
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Here's a bunch of people saying dumb stuff, sometimes aided by brutal words that crushed their souls. While we acknowledge this isn't necessarily a good way to get someone on your side or make them like you it sure is satisfying to see someone who said some ignorant crap get crushed with brutal words. Sometimes people managed to diss themselves just by saying something too dumb.
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This is absolutely still a better love story than Twilight. This guy was on the hunt for a worthy trade, when it came to getting rid of an unfortunate ugly yellow hood on his truck. Thanks to the power of the comments section he was able to make a perfect switch happen. And they all lived happily ever after.
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Life is a series of attempts. Some are more earnest or desperate than others. Some people are just trying to do their job, or finish a project. Some people are trying to make a good point, or seem cool on the internet. Many of these attempts will fail to work out. Here are those tries that stumbled into a heap of fail.
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This one seems obvious. Anyone who's worked around heavy machinery knows how important it is to be mindful of your surroundings, yet there's still coworkers out there who can't be bothered to understand how hazardous their own working conditions are. Some coworkers just don't get it, like this Karen who didn't check her email for years. Sometimes it's customers who are a nightmare, like this lady who tried to get a free washer and didn't get her way.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors and nurses to share their experiences with encountering couples that realized the kid was not the father's. Talk about a full-fledged nightmare situation. There's not really any coming back from that. The sobering moment of realization has got to be the living definition of soul-crushing. Can't even imagine.
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People overlook the day-to-day frustration of working in retail, service, and anywhere else where you might come into contact with a wild Karen. Anyone who has worked a physically demanding job for very little pay has a special type of appreciation for less demanding work, and a special type of disdain for a life-long office type who's never had to get their hands dirty. This Tumblr user got to see their coworker have a learning moment.
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A simple autocorrect mistake went on to inspire a ridiculous wave of puns centered on a Jesus Christ-inspired heist movie. Twitter users really delivered on this one.
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Yeah, that's the good stuff. It's satisfying, like a warm bath. Here are things that lined up just right and fit perfectly into other things. If these made you too at ease, consider throwing that all way with these slightly uncomfortable pictures that spit on perfectionism. For more perfection, here are some perfectly timed photos.
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The ability to post something online faster than you can think about it has given a whole lot of people a chance to reveal their inner stupid. Don't let these make you feel too bad about your fellow humans, we're not this stupid all the time. There are just a lot of daunting moments of disappointing facepalm.
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Just imagining the confused and terrified expressions on the faces of this guy's parents is enough for a big laugh. Talk about a classic case of an older generation just not understanding all the crazy technology we have at our disposal nowadays. Nobody wants a haunted Alexa in their household.
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This couple asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were jerks for wanting to serve Chipotle at their wedding. It sounds like the idea is motivated by sentimentality and the desire to save some money in the process. Most people are of the opinion that it's their wedding, and thus up to them!
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This caring husband learned a tough lesson in the value of telling the truth, when it comes to your partner's cooking. In his case, it sounds like he was really trying to do the right thing. Unfortunately, his pursuit toward doing the right thing resulted in a dinner party dealing with a gnarly case of food-related illness. Sounds like they'll get over it after the wife calms down.
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If your like us, your brain lusts for literal jokes and dumb puns that are technically accurate. They're not exactly factually correct, but they're close enough to be funny. You can't argue with jokes and memes that are technically not wrong. Well, you can, but who would want to?
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Satire can go over people's heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it's funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it's gets into the territory of "kind of upsetting."
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