Cletus got what was coming to him. This one has all the makings of a well-executed nuclear revenge story. These guys played the scumbag catfish thief for all that he was worth, and he didn't even know what hit him when it came down to it.
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It's always good to remind yourself that people are mostly decent. Like, most people just want to get through their day and actually feel a sense of guilt when they inconvenience people. That said, people will have their extremely trashy moments where they steal flowers from random graves and try selling stolen used lingerie on Facebook. All you can do with that kind of selfish trashiness is just look at it in awe.
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The hero the city deserved! A solid display in the power of investigative journalism.
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It's a true mystery that he made this one work and intentionally tuning his guitar the wrong way.
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Twitter users are sharing examples of their biggest brain farts when it came to ordering food and drinks, and the stubborn persistence that ensued when it came to eating the food and finishing the drinks. Honestly, chocolate on the omelette doesn't sound terrible for some reason.
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If there was ever a reason to pay attention in school, this would be it. You'd be surprised how many grown-ups don't know basic stuff like what pasta is made of or that submarines exist. There is no shortage pf people saying dumb things. Seriously, people hear some really goddamn dumb things. These people found themselves explaining really basic stuff to folks who either didn't do their homework or never paid attention in the first place.
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Twitter users are reacting to the news that McDonald's will be introducing their first plant-based burger called the "PLT." The big catch here that vegans are already pointing out with sizable frustration is that the burgers will still be prepared on the same grill that meat is, which kind of defeats the point. McDonald's goes and tries to do something for the vegans, and they're still mad!
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest shit they pulled while their brains were on auto-pilot. The resulting acts of sheer stupidity are relatable and hilarious as hell. Can't beat a potent brain fart, when you find yourself driving toward nowhere for no reason at all.
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Tinder's all about shooting for the stars, and hoping you don't get unmatched immediately. It's a dirty playground to try out those raunchy pickup lines nobody would ever be well advised to break out in real life. It's like people try to fail, and bank on making it online with the results. That being said, every now and again, a pickup line will land, and maybe even a little romance will spark. These probably don't fit the bill for those times. Oh Tinder, never change. We enjoy the fails far too much.
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Lucky for us, most people are basically respectful. When we see outdoor furniture at a restaurant our first instinct isn't to take it all. When we find our seat on an airplane we don't immediately take off our shoes and throw our feet over the chair in front of us. That's most of us. But there are some among us whose selfishness and general lack of decency results in trashy moments that are frankly amazing to see. Extreme trashiness can be found in every level of society, and all walks of life.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to step up and share what kinds of stereotypes/historical facts their countries had a knack for getting roasted over. Sucks to have someone label you based off of where you're from, before you've even had a chance to open your mouth.
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You might wanna turn your sound down for this one. Anyone who's operated a forklift before is gonna see some glaring mistakes going on here. Number one, even attempting to lift tons upon tons of weight like this with multiple forklifts is already a kinda sketchy move. Things really start to turn when you see those masts not getting tipped back. Crap like this is a decent reminder that the safest place to be in a tipping forklift is inside that damn forklift. Here are some safety failures that would give OSHA nightmares.
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A solid way to root out the rodent problem that clearly had infested the management team. This barista filmed mice in the cafe she used to work at, and managed to get the store shut down by the Department of Health.
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As if this wasn't already a cringeworthy mess, it looks like there's a lady shoplifting in the middle of the dance.
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Oh Karen, just cause you don't have insurance doesn't mean you can rely on perfect strangers to pay for your car's damages. To make matters even better with this fine tale of Karen entitlement, it sounds like she found the original post that called her out, and wanted to sue the person over it. As it turns out, Karen doesn't have a whole lot of ground to stand on.
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Spooktober is just around the corner and our favorite bootleg crap is filling up store shelves. Costume makers will jump through some amazing hoops in order to not get dinged for intellectual property infringement and the results are pretty awesome. Can we interest you in dressing up as Blue Speed Mouse for halloween? Or how about you favorite Evil Midweek Cutie? For some actually spooky stuff to gear you up for haloween, check out these two-sentence horror stories.
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Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" series is back in action. These are more brutal than ever. We get to see some celebs take it in stride though. Zendaya rolls with the punches and says those shoes just smell like success, while Chris Rock explains his decision to join "Grown Ups 2" was merely motivated by losing all of his money in the divorce.
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This teacher decided to ask her students to write letters to God. The replies are nothing short of comedy gold. Whatever questions you might've had about God don't hold a candle to these kids and their curious letters.
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