Thursday, December 3, 2020

Video Game Tunes Played On An 80s Synthesizer


Anyone else get some sort of emotions with this beautiful performance? The moment when he delved into the Zelda theme was definitely something special. 

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One Man Band Crushes "Pump Up The Jam"


It's videos like this that can instantaneously restore your potential dwindling faith in humanity. Look at doggo in there; he's having the best time of his life. We don't blame him. This is nothing short of a viral-worthy performance. 

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Arecibo Observatory Collapse Caught on Drone Footage


The Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico collapsed and shattered in a disheartening moment for astrophysicists everywhere. The main cables holding up the massive 900 ton receiver failed and the whole thing collapsed into the Gregorian dome. Groups are focusing on getting funds from the U.S. Congress to rebuild the observatory.

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Miss South Carolina Tackles Geography


She really committed to a long winded rant while having no idea what she was really saying the whole time, and tried to play it off like we didn't see right through that. Alright, Miss South Carolina, you do you. 

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Company Reneges When Job's Done, Gets Just Deserts


One does not simply renege once the job is done, without dire consequences. This company certainly learned their lesson the hard way. The pure satisfaction of taking this revenge had to have been absolutely worth it. For some more juicy pro revenge content, check out this electric organ revenge that was literal years in the making. Beautiful work, really. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/1968Bladerunner • 3d 1 2 e 3 3 3 1 Renege once the job's done? Prepare for your just desserts... A few years after I started my business I was asked to clean-up & optimise a number of PC's in multiple locations, as well as set up some forms & templates, for a new client who owned a local restaurant. The work, all labour apart from a little travel, was performed over the space of a month due to scheduling conflicts & school holidays but, on completing the last of it,

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Text - I waited for payment; never heard anything, sent reminder emails, called & left messages; but no response. Eventually a couple of busy months had passed and I met the client by chance in the local supermarket. On asking why he'd not paid or been in touch, he said that all the PC's were as bad as they had been before l'd started, and that he HAD tried to contact me with no success. As my landline & mobile phone had caller display as well as answering services, & there had been no emails, I

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Text - So I contacted a local debt collector, gave him the details, printouts of my call logs & post-invoicing emails, & he took them to the restaurateur. On his return his words were "He's not disputing the invoice, he's saying that the work wasn't done right - so it's his word against yours." I queried if it was worth taking the guy to small claims, to which the debt collector said "Even if you could prove he confirmed he was satisfied with the work, they might insist you get his computers bac

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Text - At this point it was late November so, creating two throwaway email accounts in female names, I got in touch with the restaurant to book a large party for Valentines night the following February. I put it down as "...my husband's surprise 40th birthday party", confirmed that "...my husband's sister" (and cc'd her in the message with the other throwaway) couldn't make the journey north, but would happily pay the £10/head deposit as her share towards the night. Of course, as time went on th

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Text - To keep him on-side, I asked for a proposed menu in advance so that I could send it to all the attendees for pre-ordering. Naturally they were delighted that they'd know this as it makes their life much easier. Consequently the numbers for all 3 courses were emailed in - with a few 'fussy eater' variables thrown in for good measure. Needless to say by the beginning of February he was getting quite antsy about there being no sign of the deposit, but I reassured him that the sisters cheque

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Text - A week before d-day and he'd obviously had enough. He emailed in a spat saying they'd turned away numerous enquiries, had no deposit, and could no longer hold back on taking other bookings. This time I didn't bother replying... my part was done. My wife (at the time) & I were booked in at another restaurant close by for our own Valentines meal, after which we took a walk past the restaurateur's business premises to see just two cars in their parking lot, one of which was his! I'm not sure

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Design Failures that Deserve Some Blame


Designing things is hard, and people aren't very good at it. Whether it's an accidentally creepy sign or some painful looking stairs, we make things that probably could have used some extra input. This world is full of design failures that were someone's fault. For some more professional buffoonery, here are some "you had one job" moments of occupational incompetence.

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Land vehicle - GET ASS Ford

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Footwear - DIE SEL DIERSEL

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Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth


It's a story as old as time. Someone tries to make a point about popular fiction. Another person makes a bold claim. Then the rest of us all get to learn that a bunch of people have a thing for the bad guy from Lord of The Rings. It's reminiscent of these tumblr users who had questions about gay Klingons or this quick tumblr post that asked the hard questions about centaurs.

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Text - booksbybingo Follow villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable e victoria-october Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don't see people shipping themselves with Sau

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Text - mellenabrave Follow -you think? macko-99 Follow .don't look up Sauron on A03 arofili Follow Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won't make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it's fandom, the fact that Sau

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Jaw - prismatic-starstuff Follow The Poster Of The Comment: You don't see people shipping themselves with Sauron! The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively: WHEEZE

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Fictional character - silly-jellyghoty Follow Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this whitetigerdemoness Follow #YO OUTTA THE WAY HOBBIT BOY #IM BOUTA GET IT desarea-doodles Follow I learned a lot this is hilarious

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Funny Tweets to Put Some Skip in That Step


In a way, Twitter is like wandering through a hurricane of people's fears, complaints, and quirky observations. Will it be a dissertation on how hard it is to be a mom or will it be a terrific caption for a new dead giant squid someone found? Who knows. This and more can be found in many sick tweets from the twitter-verse.

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Text - Eternal Samnation 00 @portmanteauface They don't want you to know this, but if you adopt a highway, you are no longer required to obey traffic laws there. You just seceded from the union and you're free to bask in the sovereignty of your little republic of tar 9:57 AM Nov 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 149 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 313 Likes

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Clothing - Django Gold @django 000 being an adult fucking sucks NEW COLOR 2:21 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - tatum 000 @50FirstTates guys remember that even if the vaccine is 95% effective there is a margin of error of about 10% +/-. that means that it could actually be 105% effective and give u superpowers such as invisibility or super speed 11:02 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 185 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes

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Text - (((Michael Weiss))) @RotationISymtry 000 You, an intellectual: Actually it's not called "Calvary", its real name is "Golgotha". Me: Weird hill to die on, but okay. 8:18 PM · Oct 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - BASS, MIDS, TOPS OUT NO.. 000 @joemuggs Man loses his dog, so he puts an ad in the paper: "here boy!" 5:10 PM · Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Roxi Horror 00 @roxiqt If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person. 12:08 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android 891 Retweets 46 Quote Tweets 7.3K Likes

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Text - Reticent Turnip 000 @ReticentTurnip "WebMD" is pronounced "wuh- BUMMED" 2:37 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - An English Human @English_Channel Professor X: So what's your superpower? me: silently judging Professor X: me: Professor X: *sweating* me: Professor X: you're hired 12:55 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - batkaren 000 @batkaren A lot of folks out there missing the point... Q unisex names unisex names Q unisex names for girls 5:36 PM · Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - wint @dril Hah, yes. i do consider myself somewhat of the most god tieir troller who has ever lived. ive fooled over 1000 people into kicking my asS, 1:51 PM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Julicorn 000 @ChicksRule [first time doing surgery] Me: you know, the operation game had a buzzing sound when I did something wrong Nurse: that's what the one long beep was 3:04 PM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - 17 Discount Emma Stone Retweeted jon drake @DrakeGatsby 000 It's my Roomba's birthday so l'm bringing him to the beach and I'm just gonna let him go crazy 9:01 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mal 000 @TheRealPalMal Leaves are showing their true colors. This is why I do not trust trees. 9:03 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - The Ghost of Swan Corleone 000 @Swan_Corleone2 Interviewer: Why did you bring a lawyer to a job interview? My lawyer: You don't have to answer that 10:28 AM Nov 12, 2020 · Twitter for Android 282 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

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Text - Dave Cactus 00 @dave_cactus VICTIM: First time murdering? I have a suggestion. ME (sharpening my gun): Go on. 2:13 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - pointman @appuntito160 000 Guy who posts "I'mma do a hecking adult today" before signing his divorce papers. 1:29 PM · Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.3K Retweets 113 Quote Tweets 24.2K Likes

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Cartoon - linc 000 @lincnotfound everybody fears raymond 10:35 AM Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7.9K Retweets 161 Quote Tweets 68K Likes

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Bowling pin - Uncle Duke 000 @UncleDuke1969 how the walk to the bathroom feels when everyone else is asleep 10:30 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone O

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Text - Jeff is Tall 000 @JeffisTallguy "If you strike me down, I shall become more back up again than you can possibly imagine." -Obiwumba 11:01 AM · Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Trey @treydayway 000 Some kids in the neighborhood graffitied pythagorean theorem on a building in case you were wondering how thuggish my area is 10:51 PM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Pru 000 @prufrockluvsong them: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT me: *breaking their glasses* no you won't 5:52 PM Jul 28, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Spazio @Spaziotwat 000 Holmes: "I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock" 4:21 PM Nov 8, 2014 · Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Text - Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy 000 The letter d in Dunstable is actually load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens 4:07 PM Nov 14, 2020 · Tweetlogix

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Text - Naughty Zippo @NaughtyZippo 000 Parenting is a minefield. Just because they loved Hotel Transylvania doesn't mean they'll love The Shining. Lesson learned. 5:09 AM · Sep 1, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hi, it's Abby. Yep @abbycohenwl 000 ABBY, Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit 7:50 PM Dec 11, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jason Not Evil 000 @JasonNotEvil Me: This coffee is so damn hot! I just burned the hell out of my mouth! Her: Why don't you wait till it cools? Me (finishes coffee) Owwwww! My throat! 12:36 PM Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Product - raina 000 @quakerraina Ma'am we are broke SZA SZA @sza · Nov 13 Do what u want at all times. Reminder. 1:53 PM Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Bewg A @bewgtweets 00 Me: I'm just saying, tax evasion. It's how they caught Al Capone Bigfoot hunter: go on 5:58 PM · Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Krill - Sandra Newman 000 @sannewman I am hoping I too will be remembered as stunningly intact Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa 8 livescience.com 7:25 PM · Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ron Iver 000 @ronnui_ I got 99 problems but oh my god I'm so fucked what am I gonna do that's so many problems 8:46 AM Nov 12, 2020 · Twitter for Android 12K Retweets 235 Quote Tweets 76.1K Likes

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Text - Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ 00 My boyfriend just accidentally sent me 7 texts in a row that he intended for his friend. All 7 were about how much he loves Nicholas Cage. I would rather have found out he was cheating. 10:36 PM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - dan mentos 000 @DanMentos my japanese noodle restaurant, Everybody Loves Ramen, has once again been targeted by arsonists 2:23 AM Nov 17, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - H. 000 @CyborgHanky "Dammit Jeff, you always gerrymander the last hot wing!" I turn to the group, hopeful I've finally used the word "gerrymander" correctly. 9:26 PM Oct 18, 2016 · Twitter for Android 129 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 445 Likes

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Text - Weak Ankles 000 @ankles_so_weak Priest: for what have you come to ask forgiveness, my dear? Me: my student loans Priest: [to god] can...can she do that? 1:18 PM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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