Thursday, December 3, 2020

Work Memes To Get Through The Day


The problem with having to feed yourself is that it costs money, and people only give you money for doing stuff they don't want to do themselves. Even if you like your job, it gets tiring. That's why it's at least nice to know that it's a feeling everyone has, and a handy dose of work memes can deliver a shot of catharsis in an otherwise cumbersome situation.

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Audio equipment - You ever get so bored at work that you actually start doing your job INSERICANE

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Cheek - Pro tip: You can't have a bad day at work if you don't bother to go in... THE DAILY *Knowledge is power* LAUGHS

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Chin - When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just one of your Coworkers

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Nose - No bond is stronger than two co-workers who hate the same person...

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Lip - STAY AN HOUR LATE, NOBODY BATS AN EYE WALK IN 5 MIN LATE & EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND

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Cheek - That overly cheerful coworker waiting for you every morning: Otalentesejbs

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Audio equipment - Me: *sends draft* The partner: attormey.memes Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.

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Organism - when I show up for work and the building is still standing

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Human - Priv @privilegelog Partner: "Hey there! Sorry to bother on a Friday afternoon but could you Me:

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Text - If this isn't me I can only be contacted by telephone call I can only be contacted by text message (SMS) Explain why you cannot be contacted by telephone call I don't like it 485 characters remaining of 500 characters

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Text - 10:30 am calls are the sweet spot A Associate Attomey posted in the Law Memes Bowl in Fishbowl Scheduling a teleconference be like.. 7AM Psyching myseilf up for teleconterence with client SAM AM 10 AM Teleconference with elient 1 AM Recovering from teleconterence Noon with cient 1PM Ojuniorattorney

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Text - Today's mood A CANDLE FOR IT'S ONLY FRICKIN' TUESDAY SMELLS LIKE SLOWLY DYING There's no way in hell l'm going to make it to Friday, people. @TaterThOtz

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Text - BOSS: Why are you late? ME: There was a technological malfunction that yielded an unforseen surplus of unconsciousness. BOSS: You overslept? ME: I overslept

14.

Product - My boss: You are fired Me: *pauses The Sims Why?

15.

Cheek - I've only been at work for an hour and this is already me Sweet Jesus, grant me the power to deal with this bullshit oriet-l

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Human - When employers want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22

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Text - BBB @cloud_surferr Me getting dressed to go to work when there's an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year

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Dress shirt - encouraging email made up of 98% buzzwords and no real strategy When the CEO sends an Let's empower our employees, leverage our core competencies, and implement scalable solutions to drive results.

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Dog breed - When there's a deep rage burning inside you but you gotta act nice cause you're at work OLELIFE

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Text - Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference.

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Outerwear - YOU'RE ASKINGA PRETTY HIGH SALARY FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE I WELL, THIS JOB IS GOING TO BE SUPER HARD SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. imgflip.com

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Organism - Companies: Our employees are just fine. Employees:

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Human - Me: i cant wait for my day off Me on my day off:

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Text - jojosbizarreexistentialcrisis When you fuck something up first thing in the morning wakey wakey big mistakey Source: jojosbizarreexistentialcrisis 660,255 notes >

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Text - Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: l'd say my biggest weakness is listening. GEVIMemeGuy

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Product - Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but l've also prepared a dance

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Iris - *skips dialogue and starts fighting the boss* Everyone else at the staff meeting: -Shadow Angel F6.com/OurAnimeSociety

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Face - late night come home Say WORK SOCKS I know

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Formal wear - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK EXPERIENCE, BUT WHAT ARE YOUR DEGREES IN? WELL, I'M FROM CANADA SO CELSIUS.

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Text - When I first started my job: what needs to be done? What else can I do to help? Me now: fire me I dare u

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Product - How I really be feeling in the mornings when my alarm goes off.. | JUST CAN'T.

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Finger - I DONT WANNA GET THIS BREAD ANYMORE IM TIRED

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