Thursday, December 3, 2020

Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth


It's a story as old as time. Someone tries to make a point about popular fiction. Another person makes a bold claim. Then the rest of us all get to learn that a bunch of people have a thing for the bad guy from Lord of The Rings. It's reminiscent of these tumblr users who had questions about gay Klingons or this quick tumblr post that asked the hard questions about centaurs.

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Text - booksbybingo Follow villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable e victoria-october Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don't see people shipping themselves with Sau

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Text - mellenabrave Follow -you think? macko-99 Follow .don't look up Sauron on A03 arofili Follow Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won't make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it's fandom, the fact that Sau

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Jaw - prismatic-starstuff Follow The Poster Of The Comment: You don't see people shipping themselves with Sauron! The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively: WHEEZE

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Fictional character - silly-jellyghoty Follow Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this whitetigerdemoness Follow #YO OUTTA THE WAY HOBBIT BOY #IM BOUTA GET IT desarea-doodles Follow I learned a lot this is hilarious

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