Thursday, December 3, 2020

People's Best And Absolute Worst Roommates


You wouldn't want to find yourself stuck with some of these walks of life. On the other hand, we've got some other roommate stories in this thread that sound like an absolute pleasure to live with. The whole roommate thing can be a wild gamble. Sometimes, you end up learning that you're living with a total waking nightmare far too late in the game. From there, the best course of action can be to just uproot and move on out. Some folks are truly unbearable to live with. Check out some more juicy roommate content with this guy who outwitted his roommate using the pavlovian method. Talk about a brilliant method. 

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Text - MilesDavis_mynigga • 8y My roommate eats all my Nutella. 83 ...

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Text - FrankinComesAlive • 8y First year in university I got assigned a random roommate. By all accounts he would be what most consider to be horrible. He was extremely messy had the weirdest sleep schedule (usually went to bed around 5am and would wake up at 3pm) smoked all the time (not in the room) would shower at like 3am had his girlfriend over all the time. But he and I got a long fine, the reason being that he knew that he had all these shitty habits so he'd be constantly asking me if it

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Text - rgnysp0333 · 8y That's easy. Friday night, l'm high and playing X360. He's chilling, watching. Leaves the place to go to a CVS to get something to drink (next door to the building). Comes back with fudge Oreo's for me (didn't even ask for it) 39 ...

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Text - IThinklmDumb•8y I roomed with my best friend, who wanted to instal an air conditioning into in her room. "just wait until I get back from class!!!" I said, because my best friend broke her ankle drunk three times in one semester. I come back from class, she's laying on her bed, the AC blowing on her face. "I felt bad to make you help me so I figured it out myself." I didn't have a problem. Whatever. Until, next week my friend bangs on my door. "look at my room!! Help me!"

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Text - I go to her room, and the floor is wavy, each crest about a foot high. I stumble over to the AC unit, which was not properly tilted backwards. So the water from the unit dripped inside the room, instead of outside. I was too mad to say anything and told her to put her furniture over it. I ended up staying at a boyfriend place that whole year, and forgot about the floor until I had to check out with the landlord. I was the last roommate to move out and I had 20 minutes until the landlord c

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Text - crimsonazuresun • 8y Best housemate story: My husband and I moved in with our good friend and housemate a couple months before we got married last year. My bridesmaids didn't put together a bachelorette party for me and husband's groomsmen didn't put together a bachelor party for him. What does housemate do? In 2 days, he threw together a huge party at the house the night before the wedding for both of us with friends, family, Rock Band, and other fun things to do! Why? Because he wanted

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Text - _my_troll_account • 8y Roommate used to talk on Skype with his long-distance girlfriend for 6+ hours per day. Imagine sitting in your room, trying to relax, and hearing one side of a conversation, mostly self-narration of mundane shit. "Oh, I was just going to get some food. What kind of sandwhich? Oh it's roast beef. Swiss. Haha, yeah I did used to eat it a lot more." Everyday. All. Day.

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Text - rmw6190 • 8y best: entire floor flooded when I was away, he picked up all my stuff and throw it on the shelves before the flood hit our room.

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Text - Miss_rampage • 8y I had a few separate instances where roommate brought their significant other to live with us, rent free. Usually these others came with animals, and at one point we had one dog and eight cats in the house. 7 ...

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Text - [deleted] • 8y Worst: When I was in college, I had an apartment with 3 other guys. One had a girlfriend who hang out at our place/sleep over EVERY SINGLE DAY, and she lived in the same damn building! She would always cook and leave all the pans out until the both sides of the sink and the counter were overflowing with dishes. Apparently she did not like her roommates (when we asked them to spend some time between the two apartments). My roommate never cleaned up after anything, had huge p

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Text - Best: Same apartment, different roommate. I got married a few months before my lease was up and was going to be moving into a new place with about 3 months overlap. My roommate (best friend since 3rd grade) was super awesome about it and covered my share of rent for those months because he didn't want to have a random sub-lease to share space with. He had a girlfriend at the time, so l'm sure he enjoyed the extra privacy as well. I had planned on paying rent for both places, but it really

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Text - opm881 • 8y About 6 months after I moved home my mum got a new job about an hour away, so they left and I got two mates to move in with me and we rented from my folks. I had known both guys for years, and one of them still lives with me and we get on great, the other one I kicked out. It wasnt one thing as such, but a bunch of things. For example, we have a decent sized yard that has palm trees, so one of the jobs that would need doing was collecting them all and putting them in the green

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Text - him sweating like a mother fucker while sleeping on it with no sheets on). Another thing was we would take turns cleaning certain parts of the bathroom. He would never EVER do his part of the bathroom, it was nuts. Its not like we would even have the same part each time, he just wouldnt clean, would shower only when he had to go to work(which towards the end was twice a week, and we live in tropical FNQ australia). He is still a nice guy and stuff, just a shit house room mate. He also ate

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Text - Sneegro-damus • 8y Worst: So my sophomore year of college, I roomed with a friend. I found out that he had lost his job, and couldn't pay all of his rent. I covered for it (big mistake). While we lived together, there was so much trash that you couldn't see the floor. Eventually i realize that he has been spending all of his money on synthetic pot. I stop covering his rent, and we are eventually told that if we didnt pay, we would be evicted. He refuses to pay anything, moves out, trashes

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