Man, you really never know if you're going to end up moving into a new home that's seemingly perfect on the surface level, only to realize that you're living next to an entitled, waking nightmare of a human being. This guy's neighbor sounds like he stubbornly refused to get a clue. No matter how many infuriating wakeup calls he was given. Not really sure what the best course of action could be from here. Some people refuse to take the hints that are so graciously provided them.
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Monday, May 10, 2021
Dude Rescues Raccoon Stuck In Roof
What an extremely raccoon thing to do. It would be too easy to make an explicit reference to this raccoon's predicament, but gutter-minded internet culture aside, that is one stuck raccoon. It would have been pretty interesting to see how the top half was dealing with this situation. Like, imagine climbing up into your attic, looking for Christmas decorations or baby clothes and finding a terrified animal stuck in the ceiling like a portal experiment gone wrong.
Man's $70K RC Jet Is A Thing Of Beauty
I wonder if the guy flying this almost has a panic attack every time over the idea of crashing it, or if he's attained such mastery over flying RC planes that he can just rock it on autopilot mode.
Man Nearly Attacked By Alligator While Fishing In Florida
Just in case you're considering a nice fishing trip out to Florida, you'd be well advised to take note of this video. Yep, the alligators are still running amok out there. This dude had way too close of a shave. The fact that alligators can run up to 20mph on land makes this all the more sketchy. Crocodile homie clearly wasn't playing any games.
Manager Tries To Give Customer Predatory Car Loan, Customer Doesn't Fall For It
There's nothing we love more than to see an immoral car dealership manager get his rightful comeuppance after trying to take down a customer with a predatory car loan. Suffice to say, our mohawk'ed customer wasn't playing any games. This is why it's of the utmost importance to read the fine print before going ahead and signing anything. Check out some more of the pettiest petty revenge cases over here.
Entitled Lady Calls Ambulance For Non-Emergency, Gets Full Experience
The E in EMS stands for Emergency, and it sounds like a non-urgent trip to the hospital for a scheduled appointment might not be an appropriate use of an emergency responder's time. Plus, depending on where you live, taking a non-essential ambulance ride to the hospital would give you a nice little extra thousand dollars on your hospital bill. The real crime here is probably that a trip to the hospital costs so much damn money, but, you know, one thing at a time. The field of medicine sees some wildly dumb interactions, like these absurd medical misconceptions or stupid things medical patients did that made it worse.
Tech Support Employee Gets Fired And Unfired On Same Day
It sounds like this unfortunate tech support employee was stuck muddling through a gig that suffered the inevitable pitfalls of having an incompetent manager on duty. Honestly this dude J sounds like a complete waking nightmare to work alongside. We're just glad to hear that this dude was able to get out of the toxic job eventually.
Check out another tech support horror story with this company that insisted on their server not being fixed, and then the fallout that ensued.
Monstrous Manager Snaps On Employee, Employee Claps Back
Sure, everyone has their off days, and sometimes people end up hitting breaking points where they just need a mental health day. That still doesn't excuse being a complete monster to another human being, who didn't do anything to you. It sounds like this manager had a whole lot of nasty business boiling underneath the surface. The reaction did absolutely not fit the "crime." Life happens. People are late. Plans are ever vulnerable to falling apart in a reality that by its very nature is completely spontaneous. Good on this employee for standing up for themselves. For some more manager drama check out this incompetent manager who suspended an employee, and then still expected them at their shift.
Petty Yet Effective Power Moves Employees Pulled Off
Never underestimate the kinds of petty lengths people will go to in the workplace environment to make their power known, or get back at a particularly insufferable coworker. Everyone has their breaking point, and sometimes when you arrive at yours, you decide to redirect all that pent up rage back out into the world in the form of an extra spicy petty revenge. This collection of petty power moves are as impressive as they are just terribly petty.
Animals That Are Way More Dangerous Than They Seem
Just because something is an herbivore doesn't mean it won't break you in half like a twig. Just because something was nice in a cartoon doesn't mean it won't eat your face. And just because something is small doesn't mean it can't stab you. Not only are cows, chickens and otters more deadly than they seem. There are loads of things that are surprisingly dangerous, like grapefruit juice and garage door springs. Take it from this zookeeper insider knowledge, every animal can be a hassle.
Historical Memes For The Knowledge Seekers
Knowing history won't guarantee you a good job or even friends, but it will give you a whole lot of things to fill awkward silences as parties. Hopefully these history memes are enough to satiate the most hungry of minds. Remember, knowing history won't stop history from repeating itself, but you will be able to point it out when it happens around you.
Woman With "World's Biggest Mouth" Shows Off On TikTok
There are countless rabbit holes that one can fall down when wandering the vast expanse of the internet. Maybe you end up falling down one of those good Tumblr rabbit holes, where you come out of the experience having learned something new, like the fact that apparently Magenta isn't a real color.
Or, you end up in the ever weird realm of TikTok, where you find yourself watching video after video of a lively, fascinating personality like that of TikToker @samramsdell5. Yes, it seems like @samramsdell5 has picked up quite the following on TIkTok for her series of stunts, where she records herself stuffing monstrous sandwiches into her mouth. To say the least, it's impressive, and kind of looks surreal.
Wholesome Moments That Show People Want to Be Nice
It's way too easy to look at the world and find selfishness, but it's also important to remember that people have an immense capacity for wholesome and selfless acts. It makes us feel like part of a whole to help anyone or anything in need. Wholesome memes drive home the fact that people are basically good.
Aggressively Excessive Orders From Starbucks Customers
If you've ever worked a customer service job you're likely familiar with the series of daunting demands, entitlement, and other kinds of stressful nonsense from customers that can fall into one shift. Starbucks really brings the wild ones out. Some people just act like animals and take out all the emotional turmoil they're experiencing from their own life situations on the very folks in stores/restaurants/etc that are just there to help them. It's a gross cycle, and hopefully one that stops altogether, sooner than later.
With all that being said, we couldn't say that these drink orders are exactly rude, but they are extra. Would really suck to be waiting in line behind a few of these orders. But it'd be even worse to have to make them. Our hearts go out to any baristas that field these kinds of orders.
TikToker Claims She Found Humanoid Footprints, Shares Pictures
Getting out into the wilderness, far removed from the industrial tentacles of modern civilization can be a mystical, occasionally eerie experience. Sometimes, you might feel as if you're being watched. Or, maybe you witness a strange light up in the night sky, and you're not entirely sure that it was a shooting star or satellite. Well, in this case, we have a series of videos from TikToker @chroniclesofolivia, which depict her telling the story of the time she hiked out by Lena Lake with her mother, and the weird development that occurred.
Basically, what it boils down to is, her suggesting that there's a whole fam of Bigfoot folk out there, living in harmony with nature, and not yet officially classified by the government because they don't want to scare people. I mean, alright. 2020 was already enough of a rollercoaster. I think at this point, we're ready for it. Oh, and apparently the footprint that we're finally shown in one of her videos is different from a typical human footprint because it has a midtarsal break that's only found in primates. It's a whole lot of spooky information to take in. You be the judge on whether or not this is just a mere ploy to garner some attention on TikTok, or if it could be something more.
Kid Tries To Eat Ham Sandwich In Vegan Restaurant, Gets Denied, Mom Complains
Look, this isn't the first time we've encountered a dramatic tale involving a conflict of food ideologies, and we certainly doubt that it'll be the last time. In this case though, it sounds like the mom and kid were really testing (if not altogether crossing) those boundaries put in place by a vegan restaurant. Maybe next time, just have the kid eat the ham sandwich before sitting down at the vegan restaurant, and then bring some plant-based snacks to keep them entertained for the rest of the outing? Or, maybe there'll be folks who think that the restaurant should've just been more accommodating to the kid's meal choice. For some more vegan-themed drama check out this post about a parent who forced their vegan kid to cook meat.
Informative Tumblr Post On Proper Texting Etiquette With Blind People
So well, apparently, emojis can be a blind person's waking nightmare due to the "read text" function. Apparently, the phone describes each emoji in detail. This can make for quite the time-consuming process. Hopefully folks read this, and spare future conversations from the pains of emojis being vividly described. Check out some more terrific Tumblr gems to keep things tumblin, over here.
Biggest Coincidences That Made People Question Reality
There's nothing quite like a good old AskReddit thread that's filled with just the kind of crazy coincidences that can lead you to question the very fabric of reality. Life is far stranger than we regularly give it credit for. Maybe you've already experienced your own moment of synchronicity where things lined up in such a manner that it almost felt like the whole thing was planned all along by an unseen force.
Pilot Shows Off Superhuman Skills In F/A-18 Carrier Break And Landing
Man, you've got to be fully present and tuned in to pull off a wild stunt like the one we have here from this pilot. Dude's got some mad skills.