Monday, March 23, 2020

Cursed Images From The Abyss


A collection of cursed images | scary spongebob squarepants coin operated kiddie ride | before and after photos of spaghetti with tomato sauce in a laundry machine

Ah yes, we've got some old cursed images for your viewing pleasure. Cursed images are just there to remind us how weird various corners of the world are. Weird is where it's at, sometimes. Some of these cursed food images look like they might make the stomach do some unpleasant things. If you want something a little more tame than pure cursed, we recommend checking out some blursed images that are both cursed and blessed.

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Bride Tells Fiancé He Can't Have "Best Woman" At Wedding


Bride gets criticized for telling fiancé that he can't have a "best woman" at the wedding | AITA not wanting my fianc have best woman Asshole My fiancé and are planning our wedding, and today he said he is planning on having his female friend be his best man, making her best woman

This bride found herself facing some criticism from people in the comments section after telling her fiancé that he couldn't have his female friend be a "best woman" at their wedding. Sounds like someone is enjoying bossing the other person around. There's that factor, and then the controlling nature of the instant-no too. If the guy identifies this woman as his best friend, shouldn't she be able to be his "best woman" at the wedding? 

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Satisfying Watch: Everyday Objects In Macro


So, it turns out watching everyday objects in macro is intensely satisfying. How about that toilet paper? Has one ever feasted their eyes on anything so beautiful?

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Guy's Tank Of Marine Life Eats A Carrot


Probably didn't expect a video of a tank of marine life that's eating a carrot to be relaxing, but here we are. Life is a strange and beautiful thing. 

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Voice Actor Can Recite Any Scene From Peter Pan, By Memory


This guy's got mad skills. Witness the work of a voice acting legend. 

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Dude's Cardboard Signs Are Nuggets Of Wisdom


Guy's funny cardboard signs are relatable and full of practical life advice.

Shoutout to Dude With A Sign, and his commitment toward spreading awareness about various parts of life that we can get so caught up in, that we don't realize how silly it is. Plus, he drops some solid ideas, while telling people to wash their dang hands, and pointing out that elbow bumps are the new handshakes. 

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Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness


Times people said something so strange or dumb that others thought they were joking.

Most of us have been in a situation where we've laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they're joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

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Hilarious And Totally Random Tumblr Gems


A collection of funny gems from the world of Tumblr.

Now more than ever, Tumblr gems are where it's at. The wonderful world of Tumblr is always there to provide people's busy minds a recess from thinking all the time about serious stuff; and instead, shift gears to falling down all kinds of silly rabbit holes. You never know what to expect from Tumblr, except for the unexpected, I guess. These gems might ease that potentially worried mind, and distract you so much that you actually find yourself laughing. 

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Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb


Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things.

There's no question about it. Kids are bizarre and stupid people. They don't know how things work, can't pay attention, and are easy to trick. We know they're idiots because we were kids too, and we were idiots. They'll get stuck in trees, run into stuff and stare at the sun. It's not hard to prove that kids are weird and dumb.

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Life Pro Tips To Ace Your Existence


A collection of life pro tips that are helpful for people navigating the world.

In these strange and troubling times, as the world navigates a rapidly changing reality due to the Coronavirus, it is helpful to have some life pro tips from folks who have experienced isolation, and done so successfully. Outside of those relevant and helpful pointers on keeping sane during insane times, there are some other tips to support one's ability to get with the wild flow of life. Good old life pro tips.

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Clothing Design Fails That Are Decidedly Unfabulous


Stupid and dirty clothes design fails.

We're not exactly in the shirt business, but some of these clothing decisions seem like they could have been prevented. For similar stuff, here are some classic translation fails that made their way onto shirts and other things. And here are some more design failures that need some help.

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Doctors' Best "Asking For A Friend" Stories


Doctors share their best stories about people "asking for friends" when it was probably for them.

Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors to share their best stories of people coming in, and seeking them out to ask for professional medical advice for their "friends." Folks have a funny blindness they apply toward not knowing how obvious it is that they're asking advice for themselves, from doctors. At least the doctors seem to take it in stride, and exercise an understanding of the process. 

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Tweets and Memes from the Quarantine


Tweets and memes about people's self quarantine.

As the reality of COVID-19 spreads and the ever widening spheres of stay-at-home edicts change a veritable butt-load of people's lives, we're left with millions of people's thoughts about it, daily. Some people are wrestling with their newfound loneliness while others are preparing to make a whole lot of pasta. Here are some more coronavirus tweets from self-quarantine.

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American Explains Why Americans Still Complain About America


Person explains why Americans complain about America despite the nation's riches.

Many Americans still feel like they're trapped in a system that they have no control over, even though they're told they live in the greatest, most free nation in the history of ever. It may come as a surprise to some that the United States isn't the only country where its citizens are told that they live in the greatest country on the planet. For some outside perspective, here are some American problems people are too European to understand.

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Woman Seeks Pork Chops Recipe, Gets Random Uncle's Life Story


Woman wants the perfect pork chops recipe, and the guy in comments trolls her instead.

Cath never saw it coming. This guy is right up there with the likes of Ken M, when it comes to trolling the comments section, and throwing unsuspecting folks for a trip. 

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A Submarine Service Member's Tips For Isolation


A submarine service member shares his tips for people dealing with isolation | Jon Bailey @SloopJontyB During my time Submarine Service along with many others endured many weeks and months cooped up steel tube under waves just thought share few coping strategies many now facing Covid-19 “patrol Purell ADVANCED HYGIENIC HAND RUB GEL HYDRO-ALCOOLIQUE POUR LES MAINS GEL ALCOHÓLICO PARA DESINFECCIÓN HIGIÉNICA DE MANOS ANTISÉPTICO PARA PIEL SANA GEL ALCOÓICO ANTISSÉPTICO PARA MÃOS ONTSMETTE Co tish S

Jon Bailey hooked it up with a quick and helpful Twitter thread on how to navigate the time of isolation. He provides tips that could help folks stay centered, as the world works on dealing with the Coronavirus

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People's Silver Linings To Being Quarantined


People share their upsides to being quarantined in AskReddit thread | cwtguy 5h No driving work gives two hours my life back with my son each day and saves few hundred bucks month gas.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the sliver linings they've managed to find in their lives, amidst the quarantine. The Coronavirus has surely thrown much of the world into a spiral of panic and fear, and amidst that storm of chaos, it's nice when folks are able to find the silver linings when they can. Everyone stay safe out there, and wash those hands!

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"Amid" Is The New Coronavirus Buzzword


People on Twitter react to "amid" being the new Coronavirus buzzword | tweet by dayana sarkisova @dsarkisova no one: absolutely nobody: editors working on coronavirus coverage: amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid

Yep, it would seem that the latest buzzword to come out of Coronavirus coverage across news media outlets, is the word, "amid." What about amidst? What'd amidst ever do to anyone? In all seriousness, everyone stay safe, and wash those hands!

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