Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Go for the Date That Will Give You Cookies

Truly the Most Complex Puzzle




Truly the Most Complex Puzzle


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Tagged: men , puzzle , funny , women , g rated , dating



This Old Italian Chef is a Delight, but He Will Never Pronounce "Worcestershire Sauce"








WARNING: Language in this video.




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Tagged: engrish , food , Video , fail nation



Why Observe the Moon When You Can Eat It?

Christmas Comes Early for This Santa Knocking Down a Post Office

What Can't You Be Suspended For








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Brothers: Not All They're Cracked Up to Be




Brothers: Not All They're Cracked Up to Be


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Watching These Aussies Win at a Japanese Gambling Machine is Almost as Good as Getting the Money Yourself








WARNING: Language and insane neon colors in this video. And jackpots.




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Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone




Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone


If you're going to break up with someone it's probably best you don't do it in a text. And if you do send a text it's probably best if you don't send a list of every possible thing that you found wrong in the relationship. Life lessons people, we're handing them out like hotcakes.



However I totally get the why she was being rude to your cat...That's a deal breaker, ladies.



This guy knows what I'm talking about:






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Nine People Were Stuck in an Elevator, so They Did the Only Thing They Could: Sing Aerosmith








This crazy scenario went down in Bristol's University of the West of England. We'd like to think they were all just a little tipsy and didn't even know they were trapped in that elevator.




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Senri Kawaguchi is Only 16 Years Old and She's KILLING it on the Drums








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Tagged: Music , Kickass Kid , drums , Video , g rated , win



Rare Footage of People Calling Out Dumb Headlines

A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever




A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever


From WFTV:


An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said.



They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.

His is the human condition, the struggle we all face. Bless you, drunk-munchies cyclist guy.




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Hey, They're Still Good Memories

Bad Advice of the Day: Don Lemon Suggests Cosby Assault Victim Should Have Used Teeth








Ouch. When life hands you Lemon, things get awkward really fast.



In an interview Tuesday with Joan Tarshis, one of the women who recently spoke up about new allegations of sexual assault against Bill Cosby, CNN anchor Don Lemon offered some very unusual advice on how she might have avoided it.


Lemon: You — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.



Tarshis: I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn't even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have.



Lemon: Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right?

Following the interview, Twitter users took to the hashtag #DonLemonReporting to express their meme-rage.









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Please?

The Most Portland Thing to Ever Portland: Local Statues Get Yarn-Bomb Sweaters as Winter Approaches

Make it Nice and Pointy

The Guitarist for This Church Band Knows How to Freak Out Like a Real Rock Star








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Tagged: guitar , rage , church , Video , band



Lets Hope the Truck Tips Over




Lets Hope the Truck Tips Over


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Expert Driver Ken Block is Back With Crazy Car Stunts in Los Angeles








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Tagged: cars , driving , stunt , Video , g rated , win



Don't Even Bother Asking What "Speed Dating" Looks Like

The Family That Brought Us "Christmas Jammies" and "Baby Got Class" Celebrates Thanksgiving With "All About That Baste"








Check out their previous "hits" here and here.




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Relationship Goals




Relationship Goals


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Tagged: naked , wtf , Cats , funny , g rated , dating



Nope, Never Going to Bother With Kids

Those Things Are Actually Multi-Purpose

I'm Getting Vertigo From This Amazing Tattoo




I'm Getting Vertigo From This Amazing Tattoo


This is just one of many amazing tattoo designs by Paul O'Rourke.




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How Do I Become a Member?




How Do I Become a Member?


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These Are Popping Up All Over




These Are Popping Up All Over


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That's the Whole Work Day For Some of Us