You just never know when you're going to come across that next video that was clearly not originally intended to be deeply satisfying, but then ends up being nothing short of majestically hypnotic. There's just something about watching those ants get to work on that cheesecake that makes for a strangely soothing show.
Talk about the colossal meeting of two true modern day geniuses. The energy in that room must've been palpable.
This yak learned that it's all fun and games until you try to come up on someone who's got feet, now he's out here tumbling down a hill like a got-dang Olympic gymnast. Nature is beautiful. Even when stuff isn't doing backflips. But also especially when stuff is doing backflips
So, as it turns out, Darth Vader doesn't get nearly enough flack for his capacity to be an absolutely unhinged drama queen. But hey, leave it to the wonderful wandering minds of Tumblr to lead us yet again down a rabbit hole that we'd otherwise never have explored. If you enjoyed this bit of gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr thread about how humans are actually space orcs.
The thing about the world's disrespectful bunch of folks is that they absolutely hate being called out on their antics. In this case, it sounds like the brother who got rightfully called out for his inappropriate remark did not take too kindly to the necessary reality check at all. It needed to happen, man. For some more wedding drama check out this post about the time that a bride's friend wanted to use her wedding for photos, and then how the bride refused.
All in all, our eyes are pretty good at what they do. They can tell that a tree isn't a hamburger. Thanks eyes. But when they do screw up, they screw up big, with strange illusions caused by skewed perspective. For just a few seconds, our dumb eyes can make us think that giants exist, or that we're looking at someone's lost butt lying on the street. But that's not a forgotten road ass, that's just a double-take-causing image of skewed perspective.
While there are a crazy amount of stories of the worst dates people went on and first dates where people said "screw this I'm out," it's at least a refreshing reminder of how incredibly low the bar is, and how easy it is to not blow a date. Regardless of their state of corporeal being, everyone knows it's better to meet the parents later on. Also, for god's sake spend the four dollars for bacon.
It's absolutely astonishing, the amount of junk people get away with before being fired. And there's kind of a beauty to it, too. The not my job moments from these masters of negligence are nothing short of artwork, crafted with the utmost non-care. May the radiant unprofessionalism of not my job moments persist, and live again to inconvenience someone who could really use a functional goddamn staircase.
Anyone who has ever worked a physical job has probably had to do make unsavory and risky decisions for about 12 dollars an hour, 10 after taxes. We'd rather not do things like this, but when your boss is breathing whiskey-flavored breath down your neck and telling you to get on the top of the forklift or get fired, OSHA unapproved moments of safety failure tend to happen. And then there are the dudes who tape 3 ladders together to save a 30-minute trip to the hardware store. Everyone has priorities.
Schools are, by definition, places of learning. And what comes with learning? Making weird, horrible mistakes. So naturally, students got down to some weird stuff in class, and we remember it all pretty fondly. Be they the wild things kids did to become legends or weird things teachers had to confiscate from students, school was sometimes, surprisingly, not boring.
The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community were not forgiving in the comments section on this one. It sounds like this bride displayed a deeply troubling lack of empathy and understanding when it came to her mother-in-law choosing to sport white on wedding day.
Honestly, it's just impressive that someone took the time out of their day to read the dang contract and then approve the rate that was agreed upon. It also sounds like this boss might just actually be a great person. If you enjoyed this tale of malicious compliance check out this recent post about a profoundly salty old man who pitched a full on fit over some salted licorice.
We can always count on the wonderful ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to lead us down just the kind of bizarre rabbit holes that we'd otherwise never have thought to explore. In this case, the Tumblr thread delivers big time in terms of wild historical knowledge. The moral of the story is definitely to be specific. The devil's in the details, man. For some more gold from the Tumblr world, check out this Tumblr thread about scientists and their terrific superstitions in the lab.
People can get remarkably inventive when it comes to figuring out ways to make money while putting in impressively minimal levels of effort. Also though, dang, folks will make some unforgettably bizarre requests. Who knows though, maybe some of these will serve as their own kind of inspiration if you've been on the lookout for a new way to pick up some extra cash. Apparently there are folks out there that'll offer a crisp 10 spot in exchange for a little spit on their pizza.
Gordon, my dude, that cheese is anything but melted. We're talking about literal blocks of cheese, my guy. I just wonder if he was aware of how much aggression he'd awaken in the comments section when he went about assembling this "grilled cheese" sandwich. Maybe he did it for the views.
