Monday, December 16, 2019

Guy Shares Hilarious Story About His Skyrim Adventures


Guy's Twitter thread about his experience with dog following him around in Skyrim is perfect representation of the game.

This guy's story about his adventures on Skyrim and especially in regards to an infuriatingly loyal doggo, end up perfectly capturing the experience of playing Skyrim. It's a tale as old as time, and we're always going to be a fan of it! 

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The Most Savage Things Teachers Said To Students


A collection of AskReddit replies about the most savage things that teachers have ever said to students.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most savage things they've heard teachers say to students. We're not sure whether the savagery comes from teachers just being fed up with all the stresses of grading papers and keeping students in line, or what. All we know is these rare insults from teachers deserve some high marks. 

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Woman Disguises 911 Call By Ordering Pizza


This reminds us of the time a guy ended up getting saved from his psycho ex-girlfriend by a Domino's Pizza delivery guy. Seriously though, what a brilliant move by her!

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Ex-NASA Engineer Returns With Glitter Bomb Revenge Sequel


If you weren't already aware from the first installment of the viral Glitter Bomb revenge series...this guy's work when it comes to taking revenge on "porch pirates" with genius-level glitter bombs, is truly something else. Tis the season for a glitter bomb revenge!

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Writing Prompt about Lies Inspires Story With Such Feels


Writing prompt about lies and scars inspires good story.

Now this is one succinct, well done story. For a heartfelt story that actually happened, here's the story about a train station voice that's a real feels trip. And for some creative writing prompt stuff, here's a tumblr thread that imagines aliens being fought off by wildlife.

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An Imaginative Conversation On Getting Out Of Work


Boss texts wrong number thinking it's his employee, ends up getting trolled.

Who even cares if this one's fake. The imaginative conversation revolving around what one would do if their boss texted them telling them to come in, is entertaining enough. Sometimes the best course of action is to just play dumb, and act like it's the wrong number. 

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When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb


Times people realized their boss was stupid.

It can be really frustrating to realize your boss is a goddamn moron. Some bosses are just good at hiding the fact that they have no idea what they're doing, but some are not quite so good. Don't get us wrong, many bosses are competent, but these ones really let the stupid cat out of the idiot bag.

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Rad Dad Memes to Achieve Dad Dreams


Funny dad jokes and dad memes.

Here are some dad memes of dad jokes and incredibly dad stuff done by dads. Here are some tweets and memes for the dads themselves, and here are some incredible dad-level puns.

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Guy's Friend Gets Extra Car Key Made For Petty Revenge


Guy's friend gets an extra automatic car key made so that he can take a petty revenge.

This is a master class in petty revenge. Seriously, brilliant work. The guy's buddy ended up making a copy of his car key, and secretly using it to move his buddy's car into a parking spot that was in direct sunlight, to get it all nice and overheated. 

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Tumblr Thread About Horrifying Monster Mold


A quick Tumblr thread shares the story of a terrifying monster mold.

So, the Elephant's Foot mold sounds like some sort of mythological Medusa-level monster. Sounds to me like a big heap of forbidden pudding. Seriously, no thank you. Here's to hoping we don't find ourselves one day in the future, being enslaved by black mold overlords. 

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Boss Texts Employee, Ends Up Being Wrong Number, Hilarity Ensues


Boss texts wrong number thinking it's his employee, ends up getting trolled.

It's all fun and games until the boss looks at the number. Who even cares if this one is potentially fake. 

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Raunchy Tales From People's Office Holiday Parties


A collection of Twitter replies to people talking about their office holiday parties | Text - noam @noampao Every coworker l've interacted with since the holiday party last Friday has opened the conversation with some variation of "there he is" or "how did the rest of your night go?" so that's a good sign I think

Ah, the infamous season of booze-soaked debauchery has arrived. The good old office holiday parties. Some of them can tend to get a little wild for people. Twitter users are sharing their experiences thus far with their office holiday parties. Hopefully yours managed to stay relatively decent. 

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eBay Exchange Goes Wrong With Unreasonable Seller


An eBay exchange goes wrong when a buyer refuses to respond without anger | Carhartt Men's Weathered Duck Cotton Detroit Jacket Black Large NWT Made In USA %3D <> Item: 233415581554 ebay tm (318 *) New message from: Hi L I have been traveling and haven't had a chance to log into Ebay, so haven't been able to ship out the jacket yet. I

This buyer is just trying to teach a flaky seller a valuable lesson in how to do business. They're all about upholding that honor!

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A Twitter Tale Of Wholesome Platonic Intimacy


A Twitter story about a guy being a good friend to his buddy, and not worrying about sharing a bed with hi | Text - ll T-Mobile O 47% 4:29 PM Thread EYEOFSCOTTIE @eyeofscottie A TALE OF PLATONIC INTIMACY: when i was in college, my friend who identifies as straight threw a party.i had one too many, and i had no choice but to spend the night. 9/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone 4:15 PM Add another Tweet Σ

This guy shared a powerful story on Twitter about an experience with his buddy, where he ended up having to spend the night after having one too many drinks. From there, it ends up being a wholesome tale of his friend being a genuinely great dude, who didn't feel the need to defend his actions just because of what society might expect him to do. Good stuff!

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Guys Discover How To Get Free Food From McDonald's


Can't imagine how many people must've stormed McDonald's to try and get free food after this video dropped!

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Guy Quits His Job Through The Power Of Music


Starbucks barista decides to quit his job through writing a song and performing it at work | So I quite my job today and picture of man holding guitar

This ex-Starbucks barista decided to quit his job in style. We're talking the modern day masterpiece of writing up a song that's dedicated to the act of leaving your job, and then performing it at work before you peace out for good! Simply genius. 

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