Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Marines Returning Home Sing To Flight Attendant


Caroline must've been overwhelmed by this spontaneous performance. 

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Tagged: awesome , military , marines , Video , win

Dan Castellaneta On Voicing Homer Simpson


Now that's a dream job if we've ever seen one. 

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Guys Win Pitch Contest with Rick Moranis Concept


The creative people at RareBirdGames apparently won an Adult Swim pitching contest at the 2017 San Diego Comic-Con. The best part is that they wrote the thing while waiting in line.

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Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Turned Down, Won't Pay Babysitter


This dad sounds like a toxic, entitled nightmare. Dude hires a babysitter who performs the duties as asked, and then has the audacity to not pay them. Completely ridiculous! 

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Text - Hi. When I went to pick up the kids today I saw you had some empty canvas. I am looking to gift my wife a family portrait. I've seen your style and I like it. I'm wondering if you'll be down for it? You could gift it to us as a Christmas present I'd love to paint you guys but I'm saving those canvases for when I have something on my mind. Or have a paid commission. They're gallery style and are quite expensive (for me at the moment). I could probably paint them a portrait for fairly cheap

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Text - You're my wife's best friend, you should do it for free. I'm spending close to $5,000 in gifts. Having kids is not cheap and is very stressing. So help me out. I'll even consider paying you for the few days you watched the kids for us. You can even buy the canvas from that money Wait what??? I talked to and she said she'd pay me for babysitting? I'm lost. Am I supposed to gift you an art pieces for you to give to and you can pass it as your gift?

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Text - Hmmm kind of. Just giving a friend a hand in time of need. You already have some clean canvas I don't know what the big deal is. You're already bought them and by the time you get inspired to paint use them you probably won't even be alive. I'm joking. Lol Seriously you can even use us as an example and you can post it online. I bet you you'll get sales and we help each othrt that way

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Text - Are you going to pay me for babysitting your 4 kids this week? I'm not seeing this as a very fair deal and feel you're trying to take advantage of me. knows my current situation and I'm sure she'd understand. I can't spend 30hrs+ and using material I can't currently replace for free. I'm sorry. I hope this is a joke...

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Text - Lol you're not thinking straight. All artist need exposure and C'mon you won't take that long. You should feel privileged I want to have one of your paintings in my wall. This is for my wife. I thought she was like your sister? Can't you just make her Christmas? I can't do it. I'm sorry. I'm not feeling well so goodnight.

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Text - You know. The universe is punishing you because of how greedy you're. I'm not even asking you to spend money because you already have unused material available. No wonder your life sucks you have a bad vibe. I won't be bringing my kid's anymore. Don't want your bad energy to attach to them. Good luck.

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Text - Today 6:45 AM Hi. I'm sorry I didn't think what I was saying yesterday. Can you take care of the kids today please? I told S'll take them to you. Our regular babysitter can't take them today Can you take them right now? I know it's last minute and pretty early but I have bizz I need to do. I'll be back by 10? I only need help with the twin anyway and they're asleep so it shouldn't be a big deal 8 Pic Stitcher

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Design Failures that Were Someone's Fault


For just about any project, it can help to get a second set of eyes on the thing. Y'know, just in case there was some small, dumb design fail you could have overlooked. Something like making an entire basketball court out of sand, or having a big giant staircase that goes nowhere. There are a lot of wonderful design fails out there that could have been avoided.

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Headgear - JAVAM

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Jeans - ROW 58XL

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Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard


Everybody loves some jokes that are genuinely so dumb that you can't help but to appreciate them. If these dumb jokes got you going we recommend checking out these technically correct dumb jokes and moments over here.

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Text - 7:08 1 Saved 14.6K Comments 三个 What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? in AskReddit by indurative-conseils ↑ 70.2K O 91% 1.8y [deleted] 1 50.0K 7 1.8y ... Say what you want about deaf people. sharknado-enoughsaid 1 23.3K 2 17 replies were deleted :( More Info _Twas_Ere_ ↑ 1.1K 1.8y 0.. What? tomhas10 1 1.3K 1.8y ... SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT DEAF PEOPLE. RealSpleefy 1 452 1.8y ... What? DoodleGaming 1 671 1.8y ... SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT DEAF PEOPLE HAimTheBusDriver 1966 1.8y ... BUTTLIC

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Text - sharknado-enoughsaid 1 23.3K 1.8y You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes LetGoMyLegHoe ↑ 21.2K S 8 A blind prostitute told me I had the biggest dick she had ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg 1.8y

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Text - Mjh132 ↑ 40.6K O 8 8 1.8y A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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Text - FrigidFlames ↑ 26.9K S 2 1.8y What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Text - BrandonHawes13 1 22.2K 49 ... 1.8y Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so l'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive."

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Text - Puchojenso 1↑ 21.1K A S 3 1.8y ... A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, s

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Font - Cup_of_Madness 1 20.4K 1 1.8y I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly none of them work.

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Font - spiderbabyinapram 1 20.3K S 5 1.8y Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?

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Text - Shenanuggins ↑ 19.3K 1.8y They say smoking kills, but it cures salmon.

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Text - GODXSENDXDEATH ↑ 18.4K 3 1 1.8y What was E.T short for? Because he had little legs.

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Text - TheWrongFusebox 1 17.7K 1 1.8y Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'd's in his name? NaBacLeis 1 12.5K / S 3 1.8y Why? TheWrongFusebox 1 22.8K 1.8y Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.

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Text - illiteratetoe ↑ 17.7K 1.8y What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut? Im a cashew

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Font - Marooned6 1 17.4K A O 2 1.8y What do we want? "Airplane noises!" When do we want them? "Nyeow!"

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Font - jenro1 1 17.0K O 2 1.8y Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "you man the gun, l'll drive."

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Text - ronin1066 1 16.1K / O 1 1.8y ... What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick EDIT: If anyone's not sure what is brown and sticky, this thread is for you! Black-Thirteen ↑ 10.2K O 1 1.8y ... What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. 73 replies were deleted :( More Info glennert 1 2.5K 1.8y What's a yellow and fuzzy thing you can stand on? A baby chick. Edit: don't know how to phrase it correctly, not my first language. amybris 1 1.6K 1 1.8y ... What's

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