In the mid-1990s, someone had an idea. They thought, "you know what needs to be made? Lethal Weapon for children. But maybe instead of a compelling story, let's make it about a dinosaur. And the only person who's capable/willing to star in this thing? Obviously, Woopi Goldberg." Here's the trailer for the straight-to-video release of Theodore Rex. It cost almost 34 million dollars to make.
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Friday, October 15, 2021
NFL Wide Receiver Pulls Off Crazy Gutsy Play
There are some human beings on this beautiful planet that possess that level of athleticism that seems to literally transcend the bounds of what we thought was capable from humans in the first place. This wide receiver pulled off just the kind of play that you might otherwise expect to see in a Madden game with the cheat codes in effect.
Girls Open Truck Window On Closed Food Truck, Owner Pops Off
These girls were clearly out of their minds. They were so out of their minds that they thought it'd be chill to go ahead and open a very clearly closed food truck window. Well, at least the owner wasn't shy about giving them a piece of his mind.
Child Prodigy Improvises Sonata In Under One Minute
This girl's name is Alma Deutscher, and apparently nowadays she's 15-years-old, and has already released two operas, as well as numerous other compositions. Some kids are just born into this world with an unfathomable amount of talent.
Low Baller Wants Guitar Built, Doesn't Understand Why That Should Cost Money
The sun never sets on entitled people and their wonderfully audacious demands. Here's a potential customer who wanted a new neck put on a guitar, but wasn't ready to accept the reality that when you ask for work to take place, sometimes there are costs to go with that. It's a lot like this Karen who doesn't understand why she can't buy a showpiece or why work costs money. What a beautiful world we live in.
Line Cutters At Border Get Instant Customs Karma
When most of us see a mom taking care of her toddlers we think "that's difficult, maybe I should be patient." But these folks saw it and thought "perfect, an opportunity to jump literally one space ahead in line." The problem with their plan is that the place they chose to cut in line was at a secure border crossing. And naturally, they take things seriously at those.
Enlightening Tumblr Thread On People Who Ask Vs. People Who Guess
So, it turns out that there are different routes that people take when it comes to asking for stuff that they want. Some people will ask for it straight up, while others will do everything that they can to beat around the bush and not ask. This Tumblr thread might end up being quite enlightening for you, depending on how you view the world.
Bridezilla Attempts To Bail On Catering Day Before Wedding
It's not to hard to tell that this is the very kind of contract that was designed by someone who has dealt with their fair share of bridezillas in the past. This bridezilla vastly underestimated the person that she was dealing with. Check out some more revenge drama with this revenge tale about a scummy collection agency who messed with a guy's credit score.
Bone-Jarringly Frustrating Double Standards
Is there anything more frustrating that having a total hypocrite with a "rule for thee but not for me" attitude dictate the conditions of your existence? Maybe getting your fingers slammed into a locked car door is worse. But if we're comparing the two in the first place, then double standards suck pretty bad. Here are some of people's most memorable and unjust examples.
The Weirdest Things People Got In Trouble For At Work
Our jobs are challenging enough without a manager publicly shaming us for saying "hi boss" too happily. The things these people's managers got angry about are extremely arbitrary, unpredictable, and frequently hypocritical. We can only hope that they found better places to work soon after. These sound a whole lot like the reasons these people quit their jobs on the spot.
Guy Makes Huge Mistake And Tips Pizza Delivery Guy 140%, Rolls With It
There's some major karma coming this guy's way for this mistake-turned good deed. Good on him for rolling with it and letting they guy have a great day when he saw the effect that his mistake had had on him. A lot of us might not have been able to just let it go in the same way that he did.
On thing is for sure... this guy absolutely made this driver's day and maybe even his week or month. We've seen some crazy stories from delivery drivers and they usually aren't that good as far as experiences go.
Delivery drivers of the world... what was the best delivery you ever had?
Guy Mistakenly Asks A 'Not' Pregnant Woman "When She is Due", Disaster Ensues
This is one of those moments where you just want to curl up into a ball and die in a hole. Actually, if you're any of the people involved, even a bystander, you're probably feeling this way. To be fair, this guy maybe deserves feeling this way for making poor assumptions about strangers. Especially, assumptions that could lead to disastrous situations like this. Maybe, next time, don't say anything.
We're experiencing a full body cringe just reading this.
Entitled Neighbors Lose Free Dinner Privileges After Complaining
And the entitlement just continues to run amok, folks. It sounds like the whole dynamic that's present in this relationship between our angry chef and some entitled neighbors has spiraled out of control in terms of toxicity. Maybe the neighbors learned their valuable lesson about not complaining when it comes to free food. And if you do, perhaps don't expect to receive any more free food in the future.
A Masterful Revenge Story That Was 10 Years In The Making
When it gets down to it, sometimes the best revenge stories are the ones that you can tell required all kinds of crazy buildup. To say that this revenge story had some buildup would be a vast understatement. We're talking about a whole 10 years here. The patience and the strategy that had to go into pulling this off is not to be underestimated. If this masterful revenge story got you going, check out some more revenge drama with this revenge story about a business that sold a customer a fake textbook, and then got nuked from orbit.
A Classic And Beautiful Shopping Cart Mishap
Sometimes we need to get back to basics and study the masterful work of two dudes who really should have remembered that things with wheels might need to be secured. What a beautiful example of shopping cart physics at work.