Friday, May 29, 2015

Turns Out Your Phone's Battery Has a Flamethrower Inside!


Don't try this at home, obviously.

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How the Heck Did This Florida Man Land a Fish This Huge?


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Tagged: fishing , florida , BAMF , Video

You Could Have Picked a Better Time


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Lose Yourself in This Awesome Eminem Sign Language Video!


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Tagged: sign language , lyrics , rap , eminem , Video , asl , win

The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.


Bonus Points for Being Creative in Your Mistakes?


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Rescue of the Day: Helicopter Saves Cop from Floods in Texas, Refuses to Put Him Down


A dramatic rescue in Sachse, Texas quickly took a turn for the funny on Friday, when a local cop was brought on a lengthy joyride over a farm.

In the video above from FOX 4 news, the unnamed officer is airlifted by a Department of Public Safety helicopter after his car gets stuck in the rising flood waters.

The news anchors covering the event watch as he attaches himself to the harness and soars off to safety.

But once they’ve reached dry land, they don’t let him down very quickly. Instead he is taken on a 4-minute long flight across some cow-filled pastures while the world watches and the anchors laugh.

“Where are they taking him?” asks one of them, to which the other replies “It’s kind of an odd sight, isn’t it?”

They joke that maybe the extended trip was punishment for ruining a perfectly good police car.

He was eventually lowered to the ground, and will likely rise up to viral video stardom.

“He’s happy to be out and safe,” another cop named Lt. Marty Cassidy told WFAA news. “He knows he’s not going to live this down.”

Submitted by: (via FOX 4 News - Dallas-Fort Worth)

Use Your Powers for Good


Store Owner Fights Crime With a Stick


Miami store owner, Sue Shimochi, reacted on instinct when several men ran into her jewelry store and began breaking glass cases. As the surveillance footage shows, she picked up a stick and began hitting the thieves to try to defend her goods. She told CBS Miami that it slowed them down and deterred them from taking more than they did. The perpetrators have not yet been caught.

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Tagged: work , crime , fighting , Video , robbery

A Teacher Posts Kindergarten Kid's Quotes on Instagram and They Are Amazing


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Instagram user @livefromsnacktime is a kindergarten teacher in New York City, according to their profile, who is posting quotes from their classroom. Here are some of the most inspiring quotes straight from the mouths of babes.

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Tagged: school , kids , wisdom , quote

The Best Way to Mess With a Drunk Friend


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Tagged: drunk , googly eyes , Video

In Ram vs Car, It's Definitely the Angry Animal That Wins


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Tagged: whoops , cars , crash , Video , animals

Ever Seen a True Idiot-Only Argument?


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How Else Will She Afford to Live a Life of Luxury and Smashing the Patriarchy?


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This amazing feminist yearbook quote sparked debate and messages of support when Twitter user casualnosebleed shared the image online. 

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Tagged: lgbtq , school , yearbook , quote , funny

An iPhone Saved a Man's Life in the UK


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A Cheshire man was able to survive a close-range shotgun glass because of his pocketed iPhone, which absorbed most of the damage:

Fortunately, the victim’s mobile phone took the brunt of the shot and, as a result of this, he survived. This is remarkable – had that phone not been in his pocket at that time he would undoubtedly have died.

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Anthony Weiner is Just Never Going to Let Those Pictures Down


That Weird Moment When the Person You're Arguing With Proves Your Point


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A Sixth-Grader Wrote This Lovely Apology to the Emergency Dispatcher He Prank Called


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This sixth-grader has clearly learned his lesson about the appropriate time and place to use the phrase "Deez Nuts". Hint: It's not while prank calling 911, because you should never prank call 911.

 According to the police department in Savannah, Ga, where the call was made, the boy's parents brought him to the local 911 center where this letter was read aloud to the staff. While he was visiting he got to see how the 911 center works and understand why prank calls interfere with important emergency operations. 

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It's All Part of the Ceremony


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Tagged: cake , gifs , wedding , dating , after 12

Don't Mind Me, Sister...


One of These Teachers is Very Committed to Honesty


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Thanks for Clarifying


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How to Tell the Neighbor Kids Hate You


Violators Are A-OK by Us!


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Tagged: sign , whoops , typo

An Old Disco in Tel Aviv Gets the Wind-Up Teeth it Desperately Deserves


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Street artist Dede completed this massive piece of street art (check the giant turning key on the side).

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The Old "That Wasn't Flirting, it Was a Joke" Trick


My Dogs Are Barkin'!


My Beer Is Looking At Me


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This Two-Year-Old is About to Have a Very Special Day With His Favorite Recycling Man