Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Punk Kids Learn Not To Mess With Workers With A Water Cannon


When a couple of city workers were just trying to do their job, and they start to get harassed by a couple of punk kids who insist on pegging them with snowballs, they turn their powerful water cannon on them. Take that you little shits. 

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Guy Recreates Wallace and Gromit Jelly Launcher And It's Amazing


Video of the jelly launcher inspired from Wallace and Gromit.

This the stuff of childhood dreams. 

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Russian War Games Go Horribly Wrong With Air-To-Surface Missiles


Things got a little explosive when these Russian war games didn't go according to plan. 

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10 Totally Unethical Life Hacks For the A**holes of the World


Totally Unethical Life Hacks For the A**holes of the World

Only do these if you're a total a**hole. 

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Tagged: life hacks , funny

Why You Should Never Drunkenly Play "Spinning Bat" On A Roof


There is no way that this wasn't going to happen. 

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Woman Jogger Known As "Mad Pooper" Is Taking Dumps All Over Colorado Springs


Video of woman who has been taking craps on people's lawns is featured on news channel.

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Tagged: poop , ridiculous , Video

39 Insane Facebook FAILs From the Morons of the Internet


Insane Facebook FAILs From the Morons of the Internet

There are some people out there who need to get it together. 

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Tagged: FAIL , failbook , facebook

Russian Fishermen Catch Massive, Super Rare Moonfish That Looks Like Your Worst Night Terror


Video of massive moonfish caught by fishermen out in Russia.

Must be something in the water over there: this terrifying sea-monster was caught by fisherman over in Russia's Kuril Islands. To say that the 2,400lb beast is an unseemly, gut-turning, display of a nightmare brought to life is an understatement. Just picture this bad boy swimming towards you while you're out for a dip. Um, nope. 

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Tagged: scary , wtf , gross , fish , weird , Video , monster

How Not To Do A Backflip Over A Girl Doing Pushups


Holy shit that must have hurt! This wouldn't have even been that impressive if he had managed to pull it off. 

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28 Times Kids Spilt Terribly Embarrassing Secrets About Their Parents


28 Times kids shared horribly embarrassing secrets about their parents.

These are legit mortifying. The awkward silence that must've accompanied these mega-cringeworthy shared secrets had to have been biblical. Makes you wonder if teachers are trained to deal with these kinds of moments...

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Golfer Swings So Hard His Golf Club Breaks In Half And Flies Into The Crowd


During the World Long Drive Championship in Oklahoma recently,  Wes Patterson, who had already recorded a monster hit measuring 423 yards, swung so hard his shaft snapped and flew off into the crowd. The club head was recorded146mph and ball speed of 216mph during the shot. He later signed the club for the unsuspecting fan who was hit by the flying club. 

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Tagged: golfing , golf , FAIL , swing

Dude Writes Legendary Craigslist Ad For His '85 Moped


Guy writes hilarious description for his '85 moped on Craigslist that is pure brilliant.

Read and weep, this is pure comedic brilliance.

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Dropping In On A Wall FAIL


Holy shit this must have hurt. 

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This DIY Redneck Flamethrower Goes Horribly Wrong


What happens when you try to build a flamethrower after drinking a case of Natural Ice. 

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25 Times Ryan Reynolds Stole Our Hearts With His Phenomenal Sense of Humor


25 times Ryan Reynolds stole our hearts with his phenomenal sense of humor.

Ryan Reynolds is so right...about everything. 

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Redneck Flamethrower Goes Horribly Wrong


What happens when you try to build a flamethrower after drinking a case of Natural Ice. 

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Internet's Roasting This Idiot Alive After He Got His Junk Stuck In A Gym Weight


Internet has tons of hilarious questions after some guy gets his junk stuck in weight plate at the gym.

The folks back over at Fox report that firefighters were called into a gym in Worms, Germany to help free an idiot and his junk from a 5.5lb weight. Apparently it took a grinder and a hydraulic saw to do the job. The fire department went ahead and shared the pic of the weight all broken up, after the mission was accomplished. Naturally, it's since gone viral; and everyone has tons of hilarious questions about the bizarre occurrence...

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10 Tinderers Who Got Savagely Demolished During Their Dating Struggles


Collection of funny tinder conversations where people got roasted when they were trying to date.

Sometimes Tinder has a way of making you wanna do nothing but remain forever alone. 

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Tagged: tinder , insult , funny , dating

Guy Trolls Phone Thief After They Text Him Trying to Get The Password and Tricks Them Into Turning The Phone In


Guy Trolls Phone Thief After They Text Him Trying to Get The Password and Tricks Them Into Turning The Phone In

"My little sister who is going to be a senior worked hard all summer to buy an iPhone, only to have it stolen (or fall out, she is still not entirely sure) out of her boyfriends car a week ago. She had not activated the find my iphone app so we reported it stolen but were pretty sure someone was just being gifted a free iphone courtesy of my sister's summer wages. On top of that, she had also bought a wallet case and lost all her ID's and cards as well.

So yesterday I get this text from a strange number. I give my sister a quick call to make sure it is not her and effectively realize someone is fishing through her contacts or documents to get her password." - thelowflyingowl

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Tagged: trolling , texting , funny

WIN: Disabled Man Sees Antiques Roadshow Highest Appraisal & Realizes He Has The Same Item


One night "Big L.T." (a disabled man who lives on $800 a month) was watching the Antiques Roadshow's "Most Expensive Item" episode when he realized that he has same item. Watch the story from astonished realization to the closing gavel of the auction that will change his life forever. 

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