Saturday, October 5, 2019

Giant Mastiffs Rag-Doll An Evil, Stalker Intruder


Family's giant loyal guard dogs end up rag-dolling a stalker intruder.

This family's loyal, giant Mastiffs successfully stopped an evil-minded, stalker from breaking in and doing god knows what. Sounds like the guy had duct tape and a pickaxe in his backpack. He was no match for the Mastiffs though. 

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Kids Freaking Out for Stupid Reasons


Dumb reasons kids had meltdowns.

People assume it's easy to be a kid, like the whole "not working or paying taxes" thing. That said, a lot of us forget about the challenges of growing up. A lot of being a kid is learning how stupid you are, and discovering all the ways the world can disappoint you. These result in meltdowns over stupid things. Seriously, kids have a lot of dumb meltdowns.

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Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


Funny and entertaining thoughts from various Tumblr users.

Good old Tumblr never fails to take things down strange and unexpected rabbit holes. Spend enough time lounging around on Tumblr, and you're bound to find yourself in the middle of conversations with an impressively meticulous attention to detail. These nuggets of comedy gold from Tumblr definitely left us entertained. 

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Bits Of Baby Boomer Humor (10 Images)


A collection of baby boomer humor that pokes fun at the generation's stereotypes.

One of our new favorite subreddits pokes fun at Baby Boomers for all their outdated antics and notorious inability for being able to keep up with these fast changing times. Baby boomers had it coming. 

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Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Provides Stressless Process


Woman details her amazingly simple and easy process with Iceland's healthcare.

This woman described her amazingly simple and stressless process with figuring out healthcare in Iceland. Sounds absolutely heavenly. 

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Guy Tripping On Ketamine Ends Up In Room Alone With Boss


Guy shares Twitter thread about the time he ended up in a room alone with his boss, while he was tripping out.

Twitter user @shockproofbeats, lived down a true waking nightmare. His story is one for the ages, and revolves around him thinking that he'd had the day off, but ends up getting called into work after having consumed some suspect, milky green powder that was actually ketamine. 

Fortunately, the tripped out and anxious enthusiasm brought on by the drugs he consumed with reckless abandon shortly before being summoned into work, came across as nothing more than overwhelming excitement. Crisis averted, and what a story this guy got out of it. 

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Chevron Employees Offer Tobacco to Native Americans After Failing to Gain Access to Their Territory


This has to be a joke. 

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People Share Their Worst Memories Of School


People share their worst memories of school in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their worst memories of school. The following memories are painful and filled to the brim with cringe. They're the kind of memories that haunt you and keep you up at night. 

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Escape Room Employees Share Dumbest Ways People Tried To Escape


Escape room employees share the stupidest ways they've seen people try to escape.

Someone on AskReddit asked for escape room employees to share the absolute dumbest ways they've seen morons try to escape the escape room. The ensuing responses are brimming with mindless stupidity. It's fair to say that a whole lot of these people shouldn't have been anywhere close to an escape room. 

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Boss Instructs Employee To Guard Spill, So He Does It for Hours


Guy's boss tells him to stand by spills so he does that for a very long time.

Big retail chains can have a lot space for people to fall through the cracks, like this guy who got hired but was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. Anyway, retail and customer service is a drag, and we feel for those who get backed into a corner by an incompetent boss.

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Lousy Liars Failing At Selling The World Their Load Of Lies


A collection of liars getting called out online for trying to tell the world their lies.

As long as the internet's been around we've had people trying to get away with telling their lies. There's just something about the internet that convinces people they'd be able to get away with their lies, without ever getting called out in the process. Fortunately we've still got a fair share of truth seekers around ready to try and chip away at all the BS that seems to surface online. 

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Guy's Convinced That His Girlfriend Joined A Sex Cult


Guy is convinced that his girlfriend joined a sex cult, and asks for advice on Reddit.

This guy asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for telling his girlfriend to steer clear of what he believes is a sex cult. Maybe things just aren't meant to be between these two. 

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Twitter Users Share What Truly Pisses Them Off


Tweets of people responding what makes them the most angry.

We like to think it's our big values that we're most passionate about, but the things that make us the most irrationally angry are often trivial and small things like covering your mouth while eating and being woken up by a lawnmower. There are normally calm people who will flip a shit over just about anything

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Employee Refuses To Kill Office Spider, Co-Worker Can't Stand It


Employee asks people on Reddit if they're a jerk for refusing to kill the office spider even though one of their colleagues were scared of it.

This employee has a soft spot in their heart for spiders. When it got tense in the office with another co-worker over their refusal to kill the spider, they stood their ground, and successfully defended the life of the creepy crawler. Sounds like the co-worker is about ready to quit after this. 

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Guy Writes The Stupidest Jokes At Work


Guy leaves the stupidest notes imaginable on the whiteboard at work.

This guy decided to keep himself entertained at work by leaving the stupidest notes he could, on the whiteboard at work. There's no doubt that at least one person enjoyed what he had to say. 

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