Absolute Worst Dates People Have Been On

Monday, July 20, 2020

Absolute Worst Dates People Have Been On

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the worst dates that people have ever been on. The dating world is filled with unexpected moments of cringe, and those terribly awkward moments when one finds themselves across the table from someone that managed to hide all their red flags successfully until the first in person conversation started up.

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Text - lilbebele • 22h 1 Award He stuck his fingers in my dessert, licked his fingers and did it again!! I ordered a lemon meringue pie and offered him to some, he said "no" only to then proceed to say "actually that looks good" and sticks his fingers in for a taste. Yuck Reply 3.6k ...

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Text - Uninhibitedrmr • 19h I had been seeing this guy for a few months but he kept me on the down low/didn't want to commit. Finally took me out to dinner in public we sat at the bar. A little after we ordered his two friends got to the bar and he immediately got up before they spotted us. He went over to them and sat and ate dinner with them and texted me not to come over. SO I sat alone for most of the night until his friends left. Reply 1 3.6k

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Text - mandysworldxxx • 18h 1 Award My freshman year of undergrad my TA for a comp sci class I was taking asked me on a date. He seemed normal/nice enough so I agreed and we went to dinner at a random restaurant in the city. He ordered for me which was not my favorite but I was like whatever cause he seemed to know the place really well. He was a narcissistic weirdo and he talked about himself the entire time and kept asking me/telling me to "pay attention." He told me all about his ex fiancé an

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Text - CaliAv8rix • 21h I was 28 or 29 years old at the time. We'd been talking for approximately 10 minutes over one drink... Him: So do you want kids? Cuz if you do, you don't want to wait too long. You're drying up. Me: ... Him: It's biology. Don't be mad. Then there was the time I met a guy for coffee, it was like 9 or 10am. The coffee shop was busy but fairly quiet. He'd ask me a question, l'd answer and he'd loudly exclaim "Nice!!! High five!!!!" He did this like 4 or 5 times before I had

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Text - RedWestern • 21h 3 1 Award From the get-go, talking to her was honestly like talking to a fucking brick wall. If I asked her a question, her reply was typically one word or at most a single sentence. And no questions in return or any effort to keep the conversation going. At one point, she got up to go to the toilet, and the older woman who was sitting at the table next to us leaned over and whispered to me "I have to say, I really admire your patience. She is a nightmare!" Reply 6.5k ...

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Text - TedW • 19h I got a girls number and went to the dentist a few days later. 4 wisdom teeth and a lot of drugs later, I apparently showed the dentist her number as my emergency pickup. I have no memory of these events, but apparently she picked me up, took me to the pharmacy for my medication, and dropped me off at my apartment, where I passed out. That was our first and only date. Apparently I didn't make a good impression. Can't blame her for that. I have no idea why the dentist office ask

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Text - RazPi314 • 18h Met at a coffee shop... Within 15 minutes I was trying to figure out how long I had to stay to be polite.... He believed he was an alien • Told me about how he has died twice • Even though he knew my ex abandoned my daughter, proceeded to be proud about how passive aggressive he was with his own kids, such as refusing to see them if they didn't want to do exactly what he wanted.... Noped outta there after about 40 minutes... 39 minutes too long.... Reply 1.1k ...

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$Text - WeddingElly • 22h Started off as a date and ended up a MLM pitch. =\ On the plus side, I still have those Cutco scissors and they are decent. Reply 1.2k ...$