Saturday, August 8, 2020

Facepalm Moments of Monumental Dumbness


Just when you think people are basically good at things, you get hit with some facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. Sure, it's a little disappointing to see someone call a sunrise a "morning sunset" but at the same time it at least makes you feel a little better about yourself. These incompetent moments of classic facepalm can act as medicine for the soul.

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Text - Text - Calder Robinson @CalderRobinson The black plague disappeared without a vaccine, just saying... #antivax Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz It..... killed 1/3 of Europe.

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Text - Text - •000 Sprint ? 7:10 AM イ 100% Q Search Its scientifically proven that everyone has an "identical twin". DNA can only go so many ways. Someday I hope to meet mine :) November 21 at 1:58 PM · Like 6 23 · Reply I'd like to see the scientific proof you speak of... November 21 at 2:43 PM Unlike 8 Its called highschool and a book November 21 at 3:01 PM Like 6 5

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Text - Metropolitan area - Ebola has reached Dallas I'm packing my bags and moving to Texas! I can't stay in a diseased country any longer! 9/30/14, 4:41 PM 20 RETWEETS 7 FAVORITES

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Text - Text - When you put volvic flavoured water in your iron, it doesn't make your clothes smell of forest fruits it just melts all the sugar and ruins your iron and top. These things should come with warnings I'm not happy

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Text - Text - 30 mins - I wonder if people on the date in 1955 thought "OMG this is the day Marty went back in time too!" e Like Comment No they didn't. The movie didn't come out until 1989. Like Reply 21 mins I know that it came out in 1989. Not 1955. Not 2015. I'm not stupid. I'm just saying I wonder if alot of people were talking about it back in 1955 like we are today. Like · Reply 12 mins Are you sure about that "i'm not stupid" part? They COULDN'T have known about Back to the Future in 195

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Text - Text - s Feed LIke Who knew that pressing down shift and then a letter would result in a capital letter?!?! All these years, l've been pressing caps lock. Crazy! (this doesn't mean that I'll be switching over to the new and improved way, I'm accustomed to my caps lock!) about an hour ago 1 person likes this.

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Text - Text - shared If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges". Like · Comment Share Promote about an hour ago · 1 likes this. It does? 5 minutes ago · Like did you try it? 4 minutes ago · Like Yes 4 minutes ago · Like What did it sound like? 3 minutes ago · Like Gullible about a minute ago · Like Write a comment...

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Text - Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" | had no idea how to answer. 20:02 · 26 Oct 09 · Cloudhopper 82.7K Retweets 150K Likes

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Text - Flag - I'm so lost! Isn't NFL just for the U.S?! How does New England have a team?????? about an hour ago via Twitter for iPhone NFL

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Text - Astronaut - Say what u want about Lance Armstrong ...but being the first man to walk on the moon, is an amazing achievement....they can never take that away from him! Like · Comment - Share 2 minutes ago via mobile - e

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Text - Text - 2 hrs I dont get it. If the lottery in america is $900 million and 300 million people live there why dont they just give everybody $3 million dollars??? e Like Comment Share |and 25 others like this. Did you ever go to maths class? Like Reply - 2 hrs What? You could only give everyone $3 not 3 million LOL Like · Reply - 1 hr ^um no. Theres 300m people and 900m dollars. Thats 3 times as many million as there is people. Thats 3 million dollars each! Like · Reply · 47 mins |This is wh

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Text - Text - Proud Mommy moment! She used the correct use of "their" and she's only in 2nd grade!! I know 30 yr olds that can't do that! Haha e can. I do what their doing (Yes/or no,

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Text - Text - 31 minutes ago A Omggg, Soooo i dont like dolphins anymore!! Squirrels are my new favorite reptile SO0O00 CUTTEEE! neither a dolphin nor a squirrel is a reptile. 24 minutes ago Unlike 5

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Text - Sky - Feb 11 at 4:47pm Only in the middle of nowhere. What I'm trying to figure out is what is hovering above the atm? County would you see a cash points in cashpoints cashpohts shpoints

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Text - Text - 18 mins · Happy 27th birthday to the best son a mom could ask for! you are truly one of a kind! Like Comment and 2 others like this. Mom, I'm 26..

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Text - Text - thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "there are bees here lets leave immediately"

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Text - Text - chaosprancing: superwholockgarfield: morgrana: OMG so I just figured out the word "hurt" it's past, present and future you will be hurt you are hurt you were hurt BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS you poetic little it's because... it's an adjective.. you will be stupid you are stupid you were stupid

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Text - Text - January 10 at 01:55am LOL just found a phone from the 90s with a hashtag! twitter wasnt even invented then why did they need a hashtag back then?? Like · Comment Share EF 3 MNO6 TUV8 WXYZ 9 %#3

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Text - Organism - In case you ever think your roommate is dumb... let me one up you 9:13 PM · 12/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Yellow - Matthew My teacher is so dumb. He thought the sun was a star. Like · Comment 9 minutes ago near Belmont R Allie umm that's because it is... 6 minutes ago · Unlike · 35 people Matthew no it's not. a sun is a sun, and a star is a star. saying that a sun is a star is the same as saying a tomato is a fruit. thats right, its not true 4 minutes ano · Like

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Text - Text - +, Yesterday at 10:27 PM . I'M TAKING MY KIDS OUT OF THE S SCHOOL DISTRICT.. MY 10 YEAR OLD JUST TOLD ME THAT HIS TEACHER TOLD THE CLASS THAT HUMANS ARE ANIMAL.. SHE WASN'T DIRECTLY TALKING TO HIM. THIS WAS A CLASS LESSON. SUBJECT OF THE DAY. I DIDN'T KNOW THE TAUGHT SCIENTOLOGY IN PUBLIC SCHOOL. 11 73 Comments It Like Comment Share

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Text - Text - Jubbie Siu 2 months ago Q: Hey, is this mouse pad windows 10 compatible? A: You know it's a piece of cloth right? Cody P. | 2 months ago Q: I measured and its about 2 inches

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Text - Text - McDonald's All reviews Ginger G in the last week ***** Great place to eat. I love the employees such as Ginger. She kind and caring to everyone. Ib Helpful?

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Text - Resolved Question Show me another » Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun? i was just thinking and thought how crazy it was that a person walked on the moon and mars. i was just wondering if you think s person will ever be able to walk on the sun to? i know its really hot but im thinking if you go in the winter when the sun is like 30 degrees i bet they could do it. 6 months ago P Report Abuse Best Answer - Chosen by Asker Well, if they do, it would have to be at night. 6 months a

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Text - angel @nolimittangel why do the woman never have to take a DNA test to see if it's their child Really Dumb Tweets @rllydumbtweetsi i have no hope for humans anymore

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Text - 6'3.Slim.BahamianE If you use facial recognition for anything...the govt has your face lol Tash THEE Baé Wait until you find out about driver licenses.

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