Sunday, December 27, 2020

Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow


Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

1.

Event - 42 PRINTS& OTO IS, PAINTI DRAWI Coat That If Touched Loses All Value $0-$0 AR

2.

First Openly Gay Vase $7,000-$10,000 FAR

3.

Games - Doll That Will Kill Again $600-$700 AR @KeatonPatti

4.

Footwear - First Draft of Air Jordans AR $7,000-$8,000 @KeatonPatti

5.

Eual World's Worst Umbrella AR $20-$50 @KeatonPatti

6.

Games - Just Normal Things $5,000-$7,000 AR OKeatonPati

7.

Hot air balloon - Loud Flower $2,000-$5,000 AR @KeatonPatti

8.

Musical instrument - * ** INSTRUMENTS Cool Old Lady w/ Sad Kid AR $18,000-$20,000 @KeatonPatti

9.

Basque rural sports - The First Ever Uber $7,000-$8,000 AR @KeatonPatti

10.

Metal - Adam & Eve's Pizza Cutters $7,000-$9,000 AR @KeatonPatti

11.

Photo caption - Swan Just Learning it's a Vase AR $2,000-$4,000 QKeatonPatti

12.

Speech - JEWELRY Either of These Things $50-$75 AR @KeatonPatti

13.

Bell - Only Photo of The Authentic Taco Bell $22,000-$25,000 AR @KeatonPatti

14.

Dinosaur - The Worst Owl $18,000-$20,000 AR

15.

Portrait - I Can't Paint Necks (1885) $2,000-$4,000 AR @KeatonPatti

16.

Musical instrument - Bowl Jesus Threw Up In Twice $40,000-$55,000 FAR

17.

Headgear - The Worst Thing We Could Find $0.05-$0.06 AR @KeatonPatti

18.

Statue - Sassiest Statue On Earth (You Can't Afford It, Honey) AR @KeatonPatti

19.

Nose - Oy, Mista! You Me Dad? Doll $40-$70 AR @KeatonPatti

20.

Banner - Prints RS PROTOGRAPHS ... SPORT\ COL CIE TINL Camera Guy We Fired $10-$15 AR @KeatonPatti

21.

Painting - l'll Finish This Later (1973) $400-$800 AR @KeatonPatti

22.

Pope - Chicken Man's Dress $4,000-$6,000 VAR @KeatonPatti

23.

World - Statue That Just Found Out It's A Statue $15,000-$20,000 AR

24.

"Fresh" Lettuce from Subway $0.25-$0.35 TAR QKeatonPatti

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