Monday, August 31, 2020

Technically Accurate Memes, Moments and Jokes


If you can't think of the right answer, sometimes it helps to just say something clever. And if you can't think of something clever, just try to think of something bone-jarringly dumb and hope people find you quirky. Few of us may be smart, but given the opportunity, we can at least be technically accurate.

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Text - slavery Americans have literally no banter eyeofthelionfish idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point slavery I'm American thescourge-sisters Civil war

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Text - @TheAndrewNadeau her: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn't say it had nuts her: i'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please

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Skin - Just fell asleep at the beach and woke up with a hideous tan line 3decentbirthday

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Text - ll 02-UK ? 12:20 33% (1 Dad Today Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers really tall sand castles 10:39 / By that logic milk is basically made of grass so ice cream is technically a salad 11:38 When are you coming here? 11:46 Ummm 3 o'clock 12:19 /

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Text - Nathan Usher @thenatewolf I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house. 3:52 am · 3 Jan 2018 1,000 Retweets 4,905 Likes keith @KeetPotato · 3 Jan Replying to @thenatewolf show off 37 Nathan Usher @thenatewolf 3 Jan *takes some cold food out of the cold house and places it in an even smaller, hotter house* 2 2739 229

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Text - dermythosdessisyphos: wewillavenge-it: nickiminiall: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets? glasses

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Soldier - I Googled marine animals, and I wasn't disappointed

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Cartoon - Turtwig #387 Squirtle #7 GRASS WATER CRandom Random Turtle GRASS WATER

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Leaf - Fefl PUZZLE 500

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Face - spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs

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Calculator - It's the small things that count in life

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Photo caption - Vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

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Text - I don't understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn't even work for Mary. thatknitchick I really shouldn't be laughing right now. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with "abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective" and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said

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Food - A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jane ate her friend's sandwich. • Jane ate her friend's colon.

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Text - Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? joleebindo: the-kellin-under-the-vic: This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material it's like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby Rock also defeats baby

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Animated cartoon - You're doing it right now! Sire, this meme only makes sense if you read the panels But why wouldl ever do that? backwards.

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Advertising - Neser HOME MANIWIEIANI OF: Esso Pizza Hut WHO CAN DRINK 5 GAL OF GAS AND NOT GET SICK? JERRY CAN

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Text - @AFP · 8h AFP .@NASA is investigating what may be the first crime in outer space, with AFP news agency astronaut Anne McClain accused of identity theft and improperly accessing her estranged wife's private financial records while on the ISS u.afp.com/J2ds AFP ANNE C. Mo HH MAKKAN 331 27 1,223 2,244 * Randy VI Rendon- @хonexce Replying to @AFP and @NASA Despite making up roughly 49% of the population, women are responsible for 100% of the crimes in space

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Hair - What concert costs just 45 cents? OR 50 Cent feat. Nickelback

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Human - SUPER

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Hair - Barber: What you want, fam? Him: Let me get that "y = mx + b" Barber: Say no mo. skeptical-ish: that is exponential growth which is y=ab^x so you are wrong and you have failed

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Text - Post BuzzFeedVideo Buzzfeeo VIDEO 1 day ago RIDDLE: What has six faces, but cannot wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? Shanks BOI • 1 day ago A man with 6 heads and 21 eyes but is allergic to makeup and is blind. It 5.1K 目 35 35 replies

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Ear - Comentarios 18,521 幸 X mr slasher • Hace 1 mes (editado) You can tell the wolf likes her because she's currently not being ripped to blood soaked shreds 1029 1 目10

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Vehicle - 400 000€ 300 000 € gold diggers

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Sky - TODAY'S WEAT HER

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