Saturday, January 9, 2021

Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards


When we feel like we're dumb, nothing hits the spot like seeing other people make dumber, worse mistakes than we do. It doesn't make us feel smarter, but it does make us feel less stupid. Luckily there are facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest to help provide the world with some of that needed self-esteem.

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Motor vehicle - Natalie @jbfan911 A large boulder the size of a what San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert · 21h Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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Text - 24 minutes ago I cuted my hair an it went back to curly 9 people like this. dont you mean cut? hah 22 minutes ago it's past tents 20 minutes ago

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Nature - Elephants are harmless Alawi @alawiabdul Are you the elephant?

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Text - Tom Warren @tomwarren some people are genuinely angry that Microsoft and Sony will remove your access to Cyberpunk when you request a refund. They want to keep the game and also get refunded Zack 1h .@XboxSupport i just got refunded for Cyberpunk but now you guys are removing it from my console???? I wanna play the game still! You scammed the world by allowing a game to be released and sold on ur console that does not work and will not work for months Microsoft Support Thanks for contacti

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Text - PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND USE THE HAND FERTILIZER! THANK YOU!

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Product - Where is America? I would say this big one abc

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Text - Tim Hogan O @timjhogan 3h Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the pit boss said he was too drunk (high bar). Security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with "M" and he replied: "Malphabet" He was escorted out of the room. O 28 t798 974 WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT.

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Organism - Wild bananas often contain large seeds; the bananas we eat have been specially bred over the years to be seedless. 412 111 Comments 120 Shares Like Comment A Share I don't see how that's possible, because at the store, the peel on the banana is still on, well if they have removed the seeds they would have to take the peel off on all of them. Well the peel wouldn't still be on at the store if they took seeds out.people need the peel on there for the banana to stay fresh. Well in order

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Text - BBC News (UK) @BBCNews 20h 000 BBC NEWS Blood donation: Rule change means more UK gay and bisexual men can give blood A BBC NEWS Blood donation: Rule change means more gay and bisexual men can give blood bbc.com 56 27 395 946 000 Replying to @BBCNews I don't want to become homosexual so I wouldn't risk that blood 7:29 AM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Green - 2 hours ago Our stove is on fire and my stepmom is just looking at it, DO SOMETHING! irritated. O feeling I Like Comment Share and 2 others like this. Your stove is on fire so you tell facebook about it? DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOUR STEP MOM IS DOING 1 hour ago · Like yeah well its not my problem. 1 hour ago Like

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Skin - 19 hrs He is the reason I have stopped and checked approximately 20 deceased wombats on the roads near my home in the past 5 years. This little boys mum had been killed during the night and left in the middle on the road on a blind corner (on a 90km Rd), with part of the bumper from the car responsible, only a metre away. It is at times impossible to avoid hitting wildlife, and if stopping to check for little guys like this isn't reason enough, PLEASE at least stop, move them off the road

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Tower block - O Las Vegas Locally VECAS @LasVegasLocally 000 Someone wants to build a huge banana-shaped high- rise condo in Las Vegas.

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Emoticon - Idk guys. What if like...what if The Office is just a meaty okra show?

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Finger - I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !

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Text - Female Nonbinary ryourself to be? How do you describe yourself? Lesbian How do you describe the way you express your gender identity in terms of behavior, appearance, speech, and movement Gay Bisexual Queer Heterosexual or straight Pansexual Asexual h Information Not Sure Decline to state te of Birth Another orientation 12/14/1991 bry United States STRAIGHT? THIS IS MY GRAD SCHOOL Cost WHY IS THERE NO INDOCTRINATION AT IT'S FINEST ? APPLICATION.

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Text - r/AskReddit Death row inmates of reddit, what was your last meal? Posted by •4m Discussion + Vote + * Share Award BEST COMMENTS 4m uh Reply + Vote + 3m Just.. let him figure it out + Vote +

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Nature - ... 1 hr * Flaming gulls.thot they were pinker.

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Text - Nice The grenade is just a mazel tov cocktail Lmao Molotov cocktail? iMessage

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Advertising - ACE Hardware If you need this kind of "adapter" you have hung your lights incorrectly. Restring or nun an extension cords to the other end. This Double-ended Male Plug does NOT exist These plugs are NOT manufactured because they are legal and highly dangerous. We do NOT make this kind of adapter under any circumstances as they pose an electroccution hazard.This non-existent plug would make it extraordinarily easy for (1) a person to get shocked or electrocuted from the "hot" expose

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Purple - Look at this dumb shit. Look at it. Best Buy Valued Partner Induction Training Re We should greet all Best Buy customers. True Incorrect False You did not select the correct response. We Welcome our customers, not greet them. Continue

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Cuisine - > Keto For Beginners ... 6 mins · Has anyone ever gotten salmon vanilla from chicken that's not fully cooked?

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Text - 17. The cone convo: unclewhiskysrevenge So, I MEANT to say "oh crap, I left my phone in my car," but what I ALMOST said was "oh no, I left my cone in my phar," and damn, wouldn't that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was "Ah, my fart cone." So anyway

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Motor vehicle - ny Old Cadillacs ro:46 PM · A O...We've been corn teened too long. Let's go for a ride in the 54! ike כו Comment

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Colorfulness - ZACK HEMSEY THE WAY (BONUS DISKI Replies i am tom and i will rule the world 1 month ago "Don't believe internet quotes, some of them are not real"- Abraham Lincoln, 1865 凸591 ア 回15 Add a public reply... Anakinch0 • 3 weeks ago He never said that. The internet wasn't invented back then. 凸12

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Carmine - owning a cameraei doesnt make you a paragraphe

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