Saturday, June 25, 2022

Internet Users Are Applauding This Worker's Story About Finding a New Role


This viral thread saw readers voicing their support for this worker who managed to find themselves a new role that offered a 30% increase in pay. Their decision to make a change came after their coworkers made clear to them just how valuable of an asset they were to the company. 

This thread was shared on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit by Redditor u/lolwutRNB. They posted the thread with the title "My employer has been undervaluing me for years and I finally got to see them sweat after putting my resignation in."

They explain in their story that they have been working for the same employer for 8.5 years and in that time they have developed an extraordinarily broad set of skills that spans multiple departments and management roles. They explain that for 5 years of that time they have stood nothing to gain in terms of benefits, as they have maxed out from what their employer is willing to offer.

When their coworker told them "Why do you still work here? You are extremely knowledgeable and you are the backbone of the whole shop." they decided it was time to look for other work.

When the new job offer came through their employer would suddenly realize just how valuable they were. 

Readers voiced their support and applauded the worker's move commenting that they were proud of the worker for putting themselves out there. 

Read the post and comments below.


 

 

Parent Stands Ground When Son's Ex-Girlfriend Reveals She's Pregnant, Demands Paternity Test


What's a parent to do when their son's ex-girlfriend who cheated on him suddenly shows up and says she's eight months pregnant with the son's child? Well, in this case, Redditor u/Bluetooth888's first instinct was to demand her son take a paternity test before anything else happens. 

This user posted to the popular moral judgment community r/AmITheAssholeto ask whether they were in the wrong for asking for a paternity test to be taken; it seems the situation is complicated by the fact that OP's elder daughter is friends with the expecting mother. Neither OP nor their son had heard about the ex being pregnant until really late in the game, even though the daughter seems to have known the whole time, so the situation is a little bit shady. 

It seems the people of Reddit have elected that OP isn't in the wrong at all here — it makes sense to get a paternity test done if there is any doubt of who the father may be. While the son's ex-girlfriend seems upset that they "always assume the worst" of her, she did apparently cheat on him

For another story about a wild ex-significant other, check out the woman who outed a guy bragging about cheating on his girlfriend on Twitter.

Rude Woman Shoves Keys at Hospital Patient, They Dump Them in the Trash


There's something about being down and out that just makes the world want to keep kicking and kicking you. Only on your worst day would something like this happen. 

One this is for certain, they certainly found a great way of dealing with the situation. A pushy woman shoves her keys at you? What better place for them to go than in the garbage. Garbage, meet keys. Keys, garbage. Enjoy each other's company. Maybe the only thing you could add to that delicious revenge would be moving her car to a different spot so that she thought it had been taken entirely. I'd say why not just take the car itself but that's too easy of a way to get two stars. 

It's fun to imagine that she's still there, stuck a the hospital, searching for the mysterious valet guy who took her keys. 

Scroll on for this quick and dirty tale of revenge and reactions below. 

Corporate Demands 10 Cents for Call Fee, Employee Ensures Processing Is More Expensive Than Actual Payment


In life, we often find ourselves jumping through arbitrary hoops, especially when it comes to the rigidity of corporate billing. Even when the solution is as simple as walking from A to B, corporate life will tell you that you "just can't do that" and in fact you must first walk to Z, fill out form C, and have it approved by soulless bureaucrats F through M. And then, following a probationary period of X days, you will receive a voucher, which you can redeem for P points. And then, once you accrue enough P points, your superior is to be made aware that you have obtained B level clearance. Also, half of this has to be done by email, and the other half on a video conferencing service that your company overpays for, and that your boss does not know how to use. Also half of these people are on vacation. Swear to god it's like these people want to make life like Legend of Zelda.

Anyway, here's a person who was billed 10 cents for BS and decided to use the company's inconvenience against them.

Bookstore Employee Shows What It's Like to Use the "Gentle Parenting" Technique on Entitled Customers


Karens gonna act like a child, so they're gonna get treated like one. 

Friday, June 24, 2022

Toxic Ex-Husband Dognaps Ex-Wife's Dog from the Groomers to Try and Get Her New Address, Dog Shelter Shuts Him Down


"This is why we never give out any of the owner's info to anyone, no matter who they say they are or what they claim they need."

Terrifically Creepy Designs That We Hope Weren't Intentional


Sometimes designers, much like scientists in horror/thriller movies, get a lot more caught up with if they could create something without thinking if they should. Just because it's possible to fill a stuffed toy's mouth with human teeth does not mean that it's going to be a terrific mascot for your dental office. You might just be freaking people out.

For some reason, people are under the impression that giving something a human-like face is a recipe for warmth and positivity when in actuality it can just make a seesaw look like it's under a tremendous amount of stress. And no one really wants to walk around in a world were we feel like we have to apologize to the inanimate objects around us. But that doesn't stop anyone from trying.

For some more weird junk that maybe shouldn't be, here are some cursed, creepy and weird images from the abyss.

25 Creative Mailboxes That Would Look Good Stuffed With Bills


What does anyone really receive in the mail anymore except a Christmas card from your most try-hard of cousins and paper copies of bills that you already paid online?

Okay, fine, mail is still necessary. But like anything, it's not free from the looming tide of people's creative expression, and there are some of us who get extremely creative with their mailboxes. What do mail carriers think of these things? Does it brighten their day to cram brochures and medical bills into a ceramic fish's ass, or do they resent the people who think that it's fun to make them do that? Maybe they have more important things to worry about.

Either way, people aren't going to stop doing this, and good on them for it. We need more weird stuff that makes people think and/or recoil.

For some more creativity, here are some more impressive creations of weird taste.

Guy Leaves Scathing 1-Star Review For Useless Pizza Place, Costs Manager Job


This hungry dude ordered a pizza to an unorthodox address and some serious communication issues between the workers led to an incomplete delivery. When he called the pizza place and tried to sort out what had happened to his pizza the manager bluntly told him that he needed to provide a better address and to "Call corporate and take the issue up with them." That's all he needed to hear, so call corporate he did. 

We're not really sure how we feel about this one. Usually, these stories involve someone obviously "Karen-ing" and abusing the service staff so it's easy to take the worker's side. It's not completely out of possibility that that's what's happening here either, it could have easily been company policy that things need to escalate to corporate before a refund is able to be issued. Now, corporate has just found an excuse to pin policy back onto a manager who they were probably looking for some excuse to fire anyways. 

It could just have easily been that this manager was utterly useless and got what they deserved. We'll let you decide.

Employer Tells New Mother to Submit Her Resignation, She's Not Going Anywhere


A lot changed in 2020. We collectively learned as a society that many of our jobs could be done from the comfort of our homes. This meant no more commuting an hour in each direction, either inching forwards in rush hour traffic or wedged in next to a smelly dude on public transportation. All of our lives were better without that commute and the stuffy air of office politics, and it seemed that amidst great global panic, we had at least managed to take a step forward as a society. 

Fast forward to 2022, and for many places of work, that might as well have never happened. All of these lessons that we thought we had learned have folded under the weight of the corporate desire to maintain dominion over its subjects. After all, how else are middle managers supposed to justify their salary?

Comfort and convenience are once again out the window for a long list of outdated values, with more and more companies insisting that workers return to the office. There have been multiple high-profile instances of this over the last several months, such as Elon Must telling Tesla workers that they needed to return to the office or tender their resignation.

This new mother was facing exactly this scenario when her company folded on its promise for remote work but she's decided to take the fight to them. "Fire me," she has challenged otherwise she isn't going anywhere.

The internet has taken her side and is condemning the company for its actions and broken promises.

Scroll on for the story and reactions below. 

Times People Said "Screw This, I'm Out"


It's important to know when to quit. Of course things get difficult. That's just part of being in a job or a relationship. But sometimes you reach a point when you might realize that you're doing something difficult or painful with no reward at the end.

When you're being manipulated by a toxic manager or partner, it's not in their best interest to validate your suspicions that you're being manipulated, because they're terrified that you'll find out and move on to something better. They'll call you a quitter and they'll tell you that you're lazy. They'll ask why you're doing this to them. And they'll do it all while they're taking advantage of you. 

In moments like these, it's important to know what your value is so that you stop sticking your neck out for people who would step on it for a dollar. And it's good to know when to say "screw this, I'm out."

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Coffee Shop Customer Doesn't Understand That Employees Don't Work At Every Franchise


In a world filled with franchised restaurants, coffee shops, supermarkets, and more, you'd think that most everyone would understand that inevitably someone who works at one chain coffee shop location could quite possibly wind up visiting another one as a customer when they're off work and free to enjoy the world as they see fit. Some people — namely, the Karens who walk among us — get confused when this happens, but rather than admit to making a mistake, they just double down.

Redditor u/flamealee posted to the popular subreddit r/IDontWorkHereLady to share a story from their days working at a popular Canadian coffee shop franchise as a teenager. When OP said they once visited a different franchise location while waiting for their grandfather at a doctor's appointment, a customer who recognized OP from the actual coffee shop location they work at entered and attempted to get OP's attention, figuring they must also work there, too. Things got intense as the wicked customer apparently slapped OP's drink out of their hand and yelled at them to help her, only for the store's actual employees to tell her off.

A few days later, OP says they were working at their actual job when this very same customer showed up. This time, OP's manager was there to tell the customer off — Karen walked out empty-handed that day.

For more weird customers harassing people who are not employees, check out the priest who was assaulted in a liquor store.

"You Had One Job" Moments That Didn't Get Things Quite Right


Most of us identify ourselves by our occupations. "What do you do for a living" is the first question most of us think of while making terrible small talk with a friend-of-a-friend as your mutual actual friend goes to the bathroom. In like a separate room. If it was right in front of you, then you would actually have something interesting to talk about.

Anyway, for most intents and purposes, you are your occupation until you reveal some kind of major personality defect that supersedes your job title. You stop being "Jim the electrician" and start being "Jim the guy who I saw eat a coaster thinking it was a cookie and who also says he's an electrician."

Even if we don't respect someone on personal grounds, we still assume that they're doing their job correctly. And based on images like these, it turns out that's too strong of an assumption to make.

Here are some "not my job" moments of unprofessional absurdity.

Funny, Random and Brilliant Tumblr Gems


The internet is a terrific collection of some of the most creative and weird people out there. And when you get a few of them in one place, all really jacked on vibes and frothing at the mouth to share their opinions on dumb science, vampires or extremely specific dungeons and dragons rules, you've got a good time on your hands. The people of Tumblr will go down with the ship on the dumbest of arguments, extoll the virtues of paying too much attention to movies from the 90s, and tell long, weird stories about the most crushingly embarrassing times in their lives. It's a mixed bag, but someone's gotta stick their mind hand in, so give it a good shake before you jam your brain mitts in there like you're stuffing a turkey with ball bearings and live bees.

Here are some more ridiculous, random, and stupendous tumblr gems.

Girl Gets Clever and Calculated Revenge On the World's Worst Roommate


Terrible roommates… Can't live with 'em and can't live with 'em. Am I right?

There's no shortage of terrible roommates in this world. But that 'terrible' scale can range from "doesn't contribute to household goods" to "Holy god. This person is letting strange people into our house who have no business being here." We all know which one we're taking in that scenario… The stranger gatherer for sure, cause at least they know how to party. 

A post we made about this classic Reddit thread is still seeing traffic six years later, so we thought it might be revisiting. "Loony Lucy" is an absolute gem that any of us would be lucky to have as a roommate. Redditor u/talesofakat's revenge against her is one that we're keeping in our record books for the sheer amount of reach that it has received. 

Scroll on for this doozy of a post and hell-raiser of a roommate. 

30+ Stories About Marriages That Were Doomed From the Wedding


Some things just weren't meant to be. Sometimes this is blindingly obvious to everyone except the individuals involved. 

This classic Askreddit thread saw all sorts of soothsayers gathering to share the moments that they bore witness to that made them certain that these unions would be doomed.

Of course, as you always do with these sorts of threads, you have the expected quota of serial cheaters and family brawlers. You also have persons entirely unmoved by their partner's specific needs. I mean, can you imagine booking a "honeymoon" for yourself shortly after saying "I do." to someone with a severe sun allergy? That reads like something drafted in a writer's room for the next Hollywood blockbuster starring The Rock in a green or tan shirt.

Peruse through this lengthy collection of stories and tales of others' misfortune. Maybe it's best to steer clear of this thread if you're on the eve of your own wedding.

Husband Caught in a Bit of a Pickle When His Lies Are Uncovered


When you've been married to or dating someone for years it's easy to get complacent and think that you know everything there is to know about them. It can be surprising then when they then throw something at you completely out of left field. It's in those moments that you're then reminded just how deep different facets of ourselves can be buried. 

This combined with the fact that who we are is constantly shifting, growing, and changing can hopefully keep things interesting enough in a long-term relationship. That begs the question, is it ever possible to truly know someone in their entirety? 

If someone can hide such a vital part of their personality for as long as this husband did then we would be led to think that the answer to that question would be a resounding no. After all, pickle preference is an important aspect of a relationship. 

As commenters have pointed out, pickle preference is a bit like "The Olive Theory" from How I Met Your Mother. 

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

25 Blessed Images to Never Forget About Ever


Sometimes we feel like we lack a sense of control or direction in our lives. Some of us are better at living with the idea that life is chaos. Out of that chaos we can still wrangle some meaning and personal growth. But sometimes we need a push in the right direction. Blessed images are a constant reminder that even in the chaos, we can find order. Even when that order is just a cat that's extremely surprised to see a lemon.

When you can't sleep at night because you're reliving all of the times you've said "you too" when a waitress said "enjoy your meal" or because you accidentally called a guy at the store "dad," it makes sense to reset your brain with some wholesome moments or pictures of cats doing their best. Even when we don't think we have choices, we still do. And sometimes that choice is "I wanna see a dog dressed up like bubble tea."

Husband Is Mad That He Has To Watch His Child While Wife Supports Friend In Chemotherapy


Friends should always support friends in times of need. Unless, of course, you're married to this guy.

Redditor u/PrivateTalk7990 posted to the popular moral judgment community r/AmITheAsshole after growing frustrated that his wife's commitment to supporting a childhood friend as they go through chemotherapy by accompanying them to appointments was negatively impacting his life. Namely, OP described realizing that he had a problem with this when he could not go see his friends, or have lunch with his mother and sister, because OP had to stay at home with his son while his wife was at chemotherapy.

As you can probably imagine, this Redditor was thoroughly roasted in the comments of this post and deemed an A-hole indeed. As it turns out, showing discontent toward someone actively going through chemotherapy for a cancer diagnosis isn't going to grant you much love from the public; neither will making it seem like you don't think looking after your son is your job, or admitting that your own mother doesn't want to see her grandchildren. 

It's unfortunate that people have to go to the internet to be told they should stop whining about having to be a parent. For more wild parenting stories, check out the dad who left his daughter on the roof in the cold to teach her a lesson.

Boyfriend Needs Help Changing Tire, Has Tantrum When Told He's Wrong About His Car


It's not a good idea to get actively pissed at the person who's trying to help you. And adding to that, trying to undermine their authority on something you demonstrably know nothing about is a really great way to convince them to stop helping you. This guy who's blind to anything car related needed help changing a flat when his girlfriend let him know that he had a few bigger problems with his vehicle than he realized. But instead of investigating the problem, he decided to tell her that she was wrong. Big words for someone who's mystified by a car jack. 

In the end, he inadvertently decided that being confidently wrong about his car was worth not having his tire changed by his girlfriend, and she left him on the side of the road. For some vehicular man's laughter, here are some funny car memes to look at while driving.

25 Safety Failures That Would Make OSHA Squirm


Anyone who's ever worked even a mildly physical job has probably been asked to do something stupid, or they've witnessed that stupid thing firsthand. Once you've seen someone end up in the hospital and with a lifetime of back pain because they wanted to save 5 minutes painting a fence, you realize how much of a bargain safety can actually be. An extra 20 bucks on the right kind of carabiner or an extra 10 minutes spent searching for the proper ladder is worth it, especially when the only person who makes money off of saving time is your boss.

But when we decide to forego safety and just sort of wing it, we get some phenomenal spectacles. There's always gonna be someone who is willing to literally risk their life to do it cheaper, so we're never going to run out of dudes 70 feet in the air, balancing on three ladders lashed together with jump ropes. Here are some more safety failures of OSHA-defying boldness.


People Are Walking Out of Interviews, Here Are the Top Trending Threads


A job interview goes both ways. You are trying to see if you want to work for the company just as much as they are trying to work for you. 

We've said it time and time again but damn job interviews are just the absolute worst. They're the ultimate facade of our society with both parties putting on their bravest face in order to sell themselves to the other. The interviewee is often trying to sell how loyal and confident they are. The interviewer, on the other hand, selling their dominance and superiority. 

I'll admit, somehow we need to find a way to vet candidates and make the appropriate selection. But is this it? Is this the penultimate manifestation of this process? 

I'll count myself fortunate to work in a space where a graphic T-Shirt will win you more points than a three-piece suit. How I Met Your Mother's Barney might disagree but suits are an absolute abomination. 

Anyways, back to the point and away from the Millennial urge to make a HIMYM reference in every post -It's no secret that there has been a massive trend of people sharing stories online regarding walking out of interviews. 

The trend follows in the wake of the Great Resignation and the rise of a demand for better working conditions on forums and subs like Reddit's r/antiwork. 

There have even been legitimate articles being published about this kind of thing. Alison Green at Slate has just published this article about the mystery of the "Remoteless" remote job. 

No, we're not affiliated with Slate in any way. I'm an appreciator, just to save you the comment. Anyways, scroll on and enjoy this collection of posts. 

Company Refuses to Pay Engineer Contractor, He Makes Them Regret It


This engineer left the company they worked for shortly after completing the installation of an important mystery machine (No, not the one from Scooby-Doo.) For some reason, the manager at the client's site kept their number and contacted them personally to come and rectify an error with the machine. They agreed that the engineer would come in on the weekend to complete contract work on the machine at twice their usual rate.

Everything was going according to plan until the manager came in and told them that they would no longer be able to pay them. They still needed to get the mystery machine working, didn't they? This moment of cheapness would cost them big time in the long run.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/ProRevenge subreddit by the engineer, u/AwkLemon, who shared their brilliant story of revenge. 

Scroll on to see the story and top reactions below. 

 

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Woman Vows to Send Increasingly Weird Sign-Offs on Emails to Her Boss Until He Notices


With palpable vibes

30 People Share The Dumbest Things That People Brag About


There are a lot of legitimate reasons to brag about something. People might not like it when you do, but if you just received your doctorate in quantum fractal space robotics after 9 long years of toil, it makes sense to throw a few photos on Facebook saying "go me." If you've just broken a power lifting record, you get a few weeks to say "hey there I am literally the strongest."

But then there are some pretty common things that raise a few eyebrows when someone tries to spin their ignorance or very real personality defect as a sign of "toughness" or "brutal honesty." Needlessly going without sleep or rest isn't a brag so much as a sign that you're probably being manipulated. Saying that you don't eat vegetables isn't exactly a brag. It just means that you probably spend an excruciating extra 40 minutes on the toilet daily. Enjoy trying to push out your trophy.

Here are some satisfying times people witnessed someone's ego get crushed.

Creepy Sister-In-Law Won't Stop Copying Woman, Demands To Know What Shampoo She Uses


It's fine to be interested in someone's tastes. And in turn, it's flattering to be asked about your preferences. There's nothing very wrong with asking someone what kind of shampoo they use if it's one isolated incident. 

But when someone deliberately copies your aesthetics in what very much seems like a desperate attempt to "become you," that is some creepy stalker behavior. This woman's sister-in-law is throwing tantrums to know what kind of shampoo she uses. She's dying her hair the same color, copying her clothing and bought the same bed sheets. It's understandably frustrating, and commenters were pretty astute in pointing out that this exceeds the limits of reasonable behavior. 

A few others had some terrific ideas about what to do to make her stop. Some plans were more devious and permanent than others. But consensus was that this is freakin' weird.

A Delectable Dose of Funny Tweets From the Twitterverse


Twitter is kind of like being inside of any given person's brain, except without all the constant violent fantasies. For that, try Facebook. Maybe the best part of Twitter is that you're not always being reminded that your friends and family are all achieving their dreams, going on expensive vacations, and learning how to paddleboard. Twitter is more like witnessing everyone's simultaneous panic attack, and for that we are grateful. There's also some strikingly bad takes on there. "It's not my responsibility to look both ways before crossing the street" kind of bad. But hey, it is what it is. We're bored, boring people. And sometimes at the end of the day all we really want is a reminder that someone out there is being clever. That, or they're self-reporting some terribly awkward thing they said to their dentist. Those are great.

Here are some more funny tweets to decimate that clawing boredom.

Recruiter Approaches Candidate and Asks For Expected Salary, Angered By Honest Response


Interviews can be incredibly nerve-wracking experiences, especially since there is usually such a power imbalance between the two parties. Often the interviewee is the one who is desperate to find a role; interviewers know this and use it to their advantage.

A recruiter contacted this 'gig worker' on a job searching platform. They aren't really looking all that hard for anything but are keeping their "eyes open" just in case something more stable comes along. So when the recruiter approached him, he decided to entertain the proposal. When he asked about pay, the recruiter flipped the question back on him and asked what his "expected salary" would be. When he answered and answered truthfully, the recruiter took offense. Obviously, it wasn't what they expected.

The thread was posted to r/antiwork by the 'gig worker,' Redditor u/Main-Yogurtcloset-82. They posted the topic to the popular subreddit to share their story.

Commenters were quick to condemn the recruiter's audacity and shared their own recruitment horror stories.

Worker Cries to CEO Husband Over Unfair Treatment, He Oversteps and Now Everything is a Mess


This worker was getting a pretty hard time from her supervisor. The post lends one to believe that there were discriminatory motivations behind the supervisor's actions. However, as some commenters have pointed out, if the poster got her position in the first place because of nepotism then it wouldn't be completely unlikely that she has been getting a hard time because she is unqualified for her position. 

Whatever the reason there's a lesson here somewhere… And it's probably that companies have rules about nepotism and working with family members for a reason. When she mentioned what was going on to her CEO hubby he took matters into his own hands. He got way more involved than he should have been in a project that was many levels below him, ironically putting himself out of his depth due to lack of perspective.

This thread was posted to r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) by the worker/wife who got her CEO/husband involved. She's wondering if she is in the wrong for mentioning it to her husband in the first place. Now that her coworkers know who she is they are treating her completely differently (can you blame them?) 

The truth is, she's not directly the A-Hole just for mentioning it to her husband. She is kinda the A-Hole for hiding her relationship with the CEO and allowing this situation to eventuate by not reigning in her husband's reaction. The husband is the A-Hole for getting personally involved for personal reasons in something that's way below his pay grade. The supervisor is the A-Hole for being an A-Hole. Really, everyone involved in this shit-uation is in the wrong and responsible for it.

The Top Tinder Moments of the Week (June 21st, 2022)


Another week, another list of Tinder Moments. I sincerely hope that this week has treated you kindly and you're coming off a burner of a long weekend. 

From this week I'm going to start including some of the top comments and reactions from the posts. Just shake things up a little bit and add a little more context and color. 

So welcome again to this week's Top Tinder Moments, a collection of the hottest trending Tinder memes, profiles, and conversations that have been floating around online over the last week. As always, there's a heavy dose of fresh content, but the occasional 'classic' tends to inevitably pop up too (looking at you, one-armed girl… for the second week straight.)

This week in online dating, we've seen some totally desperate dudes. One of them even spent $20 just to say hi to a girl he was fawning over, only to get shut down. Nice to see that Tinder is taking some monetary inspiration from Only Fans.

Scroll on for this week's selection.