Saturday, July 31, 2021

Horrible But Common Financial Choices People Have Seen


Everyone knows that skipping a morning coffee isn't going to push you into the next tax bracket, but truthfully, there are a few really unwise financial options that people see being made every day. For example, renting a lamp is a bad idea. Getting laid off and then immediately buying a brand new car when you haven't paid off the old one is a bad idea. And if you like having disposable income, getting super into Magic the Gathering is a really bad idea. Some bad financial options make themselves too available, but then there are also everyday scams and sketchy businesses that all we can do is hope to avoid. Here's a tumblr user's scary debt lesson and just for fun, the easiest and stupidest money people made.

Boss Forces Employee To Choose Between Demotion Or Termination, Asks If They're Wrong


Mental health days are obviously no joke, but if it's at all possible to convey to the boss in question that it's going to be a taking of the day off situation, that could be a good idea. Especially, when in the position of being promoted and tasked with exciting new responsibilities, like opening the store on time. It sounds like there were some communication troubles occurring between these two. Folks in the comments section seemed to be in agreement that the boss wasn't in the wrong for their decision to ask Peggy whether she wanted the demotion or straight up termination. But you be the judge. 

Technically Accurate Moments That Were Completely Not Wrong


Technical correctness is a spectrum that can run all the way from "stupid and obvious" to "terrifyingly clever" and we're never ready for what we'll find. Will we come away knowing new unexpected truths? Will we just feel like we've had our own believes said back to us? Or will reading statements so obvious make us feel dumber for having read them? Probably all three. But hey, that's what technically correct moments are all about.

Karen Gets Mad At Tech Support Because Her Computer Has A Desktop


Man oh man, our hearts really go out to the poor people that are working tech support and having to deal with the wildly, hopelessly entitled human beings in this world. In this case, it sounds like Karen was very, very lost. Basically, she got all enraged over her computer literally having a desktop function. Like, what do you even do with that? If you're looking for another juicy tale from the world of tech support check out the time that a client dragged out a ticket for days, and never realized that their device just wasn't plugged in. 

Tumblr Post: Humans Live In A Mildly Magical World


Yeah, so those crazy things like the placebo effect that are a part of our daily existence are actually pretty much magic in action. It's truly wild that we can alter our very state of existence just by believing that something will make us feel a certain way. It's pretty humorous that we totally overlook the magical aspects of life. Like, we might as well be wizards. 

Man Publicly Shames Wife's Friend For Disrespecting Waitress


Anyone who has ever worked a customer service gig knows that the job comes with its unfortunate boatload of experiences that involve dealing with wildly entitled individuals. It's really on all of us to do the very best that we can to act like decent human beings, and just try to make people's daily lives a little bit better. 

Grandpa's Mailbox Loophole Takes Mail Into The Third Dimension


It's another episode in the wide world of mailbox drama. The rule was that mailboxes had to be 6 feet from the street, but no one specified in which direction. There's probably no way anyone could get away with this now, but that's what the past is for. What can we say except loopholes are great. Here's a dad's masterfully designed Basketball Loophole and these other loopholes people exploited for years.

25 Incompetent Moments of "Unique" Construction and Installation


Can it even be called a "living" room if there's no toilet in there? "Not my job" moments surround us, thanks to our tendency to not want to do our jobs correctly. Sure, that means a lot of way-too-low ceiling fans and stop signs that say "go" but do you think you could do better? Well you probably could. Thanks to these moments of professional inadequacy we can all feel like we'd do a better job.

People's Dumbest "I Don't Need A Doctor" Moments


Unfortunately, the internet breeds a whole lot of aggressive moments of pure and utterly profound ignorance. Many of us can fall prey to those times when we look to the internet and its collection of definitely unqualified "medical professionals" to provide advice on issues that are definitely in need of medical attention. Maybe these stories will make you feel a bit better about your own mindless moments in the realm of needing/not needing medical advice. 

Twitter Thread: The Appalachians Are Older Than Most Things


Like this tumblr thread on the age of the Appalachians says, those mountains are older than bones. Not individual bones, but like the advent of bones. Alex Petrovnia gets into the geological wonder of a mountain range that spans continents and eras. It's weird how sometimes the most mundane things can be extremely interesting, like this thread on lobsters orthe electric story on the naming of Triscuits.

The Most Disrespectful Houseguests People Have Had


Every person's house is a castle, and sometimes castles get put under siege. Whether it's the neighbor's horrible kid, a random dude who got in during a party, or a brother-in-law who needs to stay for one night for six months, we've all had moments that made us wonder "why do I ever let people in here." The bar never seems to hit rock bottom when it comes to the worst houseguests people have experienced. Sometimes distance isn't even enough in the case of people's worst neighbors.

Husband Cheaps Out On Hotel Room, Doesn't Tell Wife, Drama Ensues


So, apparently there are some folks out there that define the difference of an extra $40 to be worthy of being deemed "extortionate." Clearly, this husband didn't account for the fact that the person he was giving an earful to on the phone would feel compelled to leave a reminder note about their particularly unpleasant encounter. Suffice to say, when the truth was revealed to his wife, it certainly ended up stinging him a bit. 

Unreasonable Vegan Employee Refuses To Deliver Food With Meat In It


Some companies can be unreasonable, and there are some occupations out there people are sure no one enjoys. But when you refuse to do the job you agreed to do, and push the responsibility onto your coworkers, there become fewer and fewer questions about who's being impossible. It's not even a dietary restriction thing, it's a having coworkers thing. For some "intriguing" dietary stories, here's an uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding and an irrational neighbor who demanded nutless baklava.

People Tell Their Age In Non-Numerical Fashion


Like anyone else, our best years are behind us. Or at least they seem that way, since human beings are pretty much psychologically incapable of remembering things accurately. We all want to look back at our VHS tapes and dangerous toys and say that's when we had it all figured out or "young people could never understand this," but in the end it's really just a way of dating yourself. But hey, that's nostalgia, baby.

Confusing Images Of Brain-Shaking Doubletakery


It's always good to have a reminder that your brain is dumb and can be tricked with a really minor adjustment of perspective. For example, these perspective-twisting images of doubletakery are good for an eye workout. Geese can look like spills, bugs become giant, and peoples limbs take on absurd proportions when double take moments of warped perspective come to town.

Wedding Moments That Told Guests The Marriages Weren't Built To Last


Unfortunately, too many of us have ended up attending weddings that featured "lovers" that definitely had a whole lot of the bad stuff boiling right underneath the surface. If you've ever attended one of those weddings, you've probably witnessed your fair share of cringeworthy interactions between the very people that were supposedly gearing up to spend the rest of their lives with one another. If you're looking for some more juicy wedding drama, check out this post about the time that a best man ended up roasting the bridezilla with a nasty toast. 

Friday, July 30, 2021

Bo Jackson Explains To Kid Who He Is


Is this heartwarming? Or is this a sign of "them kids not knowin which way is up or down with them their noses buried into them cell phones all day?" Eh, maybe it's in between. What it is is Bo Jackson, the only athlete to ever be an all star in both baseball and football, politely explaining his immense sports prowess to a kid who doesn't seem to realize the gravity of the moment he finds himself in. But hey, most people don't have a clue who Jim Thorpe is, so who are we to judge.

Florida Candy Maker Recreates Discontinued Altoids Tangerine Sour Candy


So, it's pretty much a fact that this might be the best candy in the dang world. Anyone who has ever messed with the sour Altoids knows that they're on a level of their own. The fact that this guy is bringing back the infamous Altoids Tangerine sour candies is quite exciting. 

US Helicopter Forced To Make Landing In Central Bucharest, Pulls It Off Smoothly


Just imagining a scenario where you're forced to make a landing in the middle of a crowded road would be enough to bring a whole lot of people's brains into a panic. However, it's clear that this pilot's operating on a different level. Maybe after enough training you can just sink into a stress free automated existence where you don't think twice about the implications of not nailing a landing on a crowded road. 

Vegan Employee Refuses To Eat Suspicious Cake, Coworker Cries


At this point, adults can eat whatever they want and as long as they don't try to get in other people's faces over it, no harm no foul. There are a surprising amount of situations where people decide to be unreasonable about other people's diets, like this Vegan employee who suggested a coworker eat their burger outside or this vegan who demanded a fellow wedding guest's vegan meal. It goes every which way, like this uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding or this irrational neighbor who demanded nutless baklava. 

Don't these people have work to do?

The Moments People Knew They Had To Quit Their Jobs


Unfortunately, far too many of us have found ourselves miserably entrenched in a gig that we absolutely can't stand. Maybe you missed the red flags that were so darn hidden when you went to interview for the job. And then suddenly, you've found yourself in the middle of a job with a waking nightmare of a manager. Hopefully these people's stories serve to make you feel a bit better about your own low points during your various jobs. 

Waitress Accidentally Spills Wine On Customer's Jacket, Customer Chooses Not To Tip


Man, it sounds like this customer is being just a tad bit unreasonable in terms of exercising some understanding over the fact that yes, humans are perpetually prone toward make errors. It's part of life. Spills happen. For whatever reason this customer decided that the overworked waitress mistakenly spilling wine on their jacket warranted a skip on the tip. Well, it's no surprise that folks in the comments section didn't take too kindly to that route. 

Absolute Units of Unparalleled Size And Strength


There's nothing quite like a tadpole bigger than a 12 oz can of soda to really drive home the "wow factor" of how large absolute units can get. And just about anything can become an absolute unit, a sultan of circumference. There are big vegetables, big tools, big animals and big everything. For anything that exists, there's an absolute unit of it, and that's a beautiful thing.

Karen Demands Access To Product Company Doesn't Sell, Tech Support Fiasco Ensues


You've got to hand it to the world's lot of individuals that are working in the realm of tech support. They regularly deal with all kinds of impossibly clueless and sometimes even belligerent individuals. Seriously. It's out of control. This particularly lovely customer demanded that a company grant her access to a product that they didn't even sell in the first place. Yeah, kind of hard to troubleshoot that "issue."

Green Aquarium Karen Would Rather Throw Fish In Trash Than Give Them Away


The thing about Karens is that sometimes their self-centeredness bleeds into their ability to care for animals, like these fish that you really hope find a better home. Fine, have your standards about not wanting to give something to a "greedy" person, but dang lady, they're living things. This is why we can't have nice things. It's kind of like the time this pet store employee had to stop a Karen from torturing a starfish, or this influencer who left a fake review for stables and got decimated. Even if she doesn't learn her lesson, at least she won't be in the care of fish anymore.

Dudes Share Their Relationship Deal Breakers


Every relationship is different, but if meeting a new person results in any combination of "impossible to talk to," "lies a lot" or "smells bad" than that's gonna be a deal breaker, honey. We all have a limited time on this planet, and spending that time in stony silence or screaming rage with a person you're supposed to like isn't exactly an awesome use of that time. For some times people figured it out right away, here are first dates that made people go "screw this, I'm out."

Man Doesn't Let Girlfriend Be In Family Photos At Wedding, Asks If He's In The Wrong


Family photos can be an especially strange matter. Some folks really get in to making a whole tradition out of the dang thing. It sounds like this guy and his family have a potentially well founded superstition that's rooted in the belief that one's significant other can't be in the family photo unless the relationship's surpassed a year. Otherwise, apparently everything goes to sh*t. 

Office Tattler Gets On Employee's Case Over Lunch Policy, Malicious Compliance Ensues


It's unclear how anyone's life could be so devoid of joy that they'd go out of their way to rat out their coworker's for total non-issues, but for some reason every office has got a Mindy. Luckily this employee was able to twist things to make the rules work for them in a classic move of malicious compliance. For some more modern work dramas, here are some horrible coworkers people had to endure as well as wild employee complaints that turned out to be legit.

Wild Ways People Ended Up Meeting Their Partners


Love is a crazy thing. It can come for you when you're least expecting it. Sometimes, when you're literally proactively avoiding someone. Yet, somehow that person who once drove you to the other side of the room from them ends up finding themselves in your good graces. It's a quirky little Twitter thread like the one we have here that can definitely serve as a testament that romance isn't completely dead altogether. 

Funniest Cases Lawyers Have Ever Ended Up Doing


Lawyers spent a whole lot of time burying their brains in impossibly dense books while navigating tumultuous seas of awful stress to get themselves to a place where they occasionally end up having to work cases involving people that have lost their ways in the most absurd of ways. Maybe these ridiculous cases that lawyers ended up fielding will manage to (further) convince you that the living life of a lawyer is not the one that you want to lead. For some more absurdity from the courtroom check out this Tumblr thread about ridiculous overheards during court proceedings.