The modern dating landscape is a minefield of people saying and doing whatever they damn well please, while not saying what they actually want or doing what they actually need.
This leaves the "modern dater" in the perilous position of combing through swathes of toads on the hunt for their match. But, hey, with the right approach… It can be kinda fun. If you find yourself single and alone and your goal is to not be single then you had better enjoy it because achieving that goal would mean that you never get to savor the sweet freedom of the single life again. So make the most of it.
This week we have a range of candidates participating in the online dating game. My personal favorite happens to be that chap who managed to score a date with a fake profile of the Witch-King of Angmar (from Lord of the Rings for the uninformed.) Though, quite frankly, I'm surprised. Given the Witch King's experience during the battle of Minas Tirith… I would have thought he'd want to stay as far away from women as possible.
The other candidates are what you might have come to expect from trending Tinder posts… You have your jokers, your hecklers, your thrill-seekers, and those looking for a happily ever after.
Scroll on for this week's selection.
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