Saturday, February 13, 2021

Terrifying Signs that Speak the Language of Fear


Put simply, there are a lot of things out there that can kill you, such as electricity, fires, electricity fires, strong currents, loose animals, and accidentally wandering into firing ranges. Even a big hole can be ridiculously dangerous if it's deceptively placed. It's better that we have spooky signs to remind us that, while we're basically at the top of the food chain, we aren't invincible. The signs can get pretty creepy though.

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Green - DANGER CYANIDE KEEP ACIDS AWAY

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Text - WARNING - VACUUM FLUSHING SYSTEM 1) NEVER FLUSH TOILET WHILST SITTING ON IT - SERIOUS INJURY MAY RESULT. 2) ALWAYS CLĂ“SE LID BEFORE FLUSHING TOILET. 3) NEVER PUT ANY FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO TOILET ONLY NATURAL WASTE AND LIMITED QUANTITIES OF TOILET PAPER SHOULD ENTER THE SYSTEM. 4) DO NOT PUT CHEMICALS IN TOILET.

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Text - WARNING MICROWAVE COOKING OVEN PERSONS WEARING A HEART PACEMAKER SHOULD NOT COME WITH 50-75 FEET OF THE MIC 0- WAVE COOKING DEVICES

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Text - CAUTION!! BEES ARE IN SEASON!! ATTRACTED TO THE TRASH!!

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Door - CAUTION OPEN PIT BEHIND DOOR

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Nature - CAUTION HIDDEN SPIKES BEHIND FENCE

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IVE RESPIRA ING WHIL HANDLING CONTENTS. O NOT PUNCTURE OR DAMAGE BAG, r guidees oof Astiestos under section 274althe Wok th a al u DANGER 0O NOT HALE DUST MAY CAUSE LUNG CANCER ASBESTOS WASTE CLOTHING WHILE HANDLING WEAR RESPIRATOR PROTECTIVE CONTENTS AND DO NOT PUNCTURE OR DAMAGE BA DAM CANCE ESTO EKASA EXTREM

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Text - Warning Avoid getting stuck at the bottom! Lake levels are high- the only way out is up Rescues cost $3000 Keep yourself and our rescuers out of danger

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Text - DO NOT OVER LOAD THE DRYER WITH LAUNDRY DO NOT WASH THE THE BLACK GREESY TOWELS THEY CATCH ON FIRE IN THE DRYER Page 1 low mormal air dry on off on cool off warm cold

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Tree - LLER REE

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Transport - CAUTION H,S POISONOUS GAS MAY BE PRESENT DANGER

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Tree - DANGER Deep Water Quicksand

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Motor vehicle - BEWARE

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Text - NO TRESPASSING. When Business is Closed GREYHOUND BUS LINES DONt Tuchi NO O SMOKING Maggats Caction

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CAUTION! Apes are wild animals and they may BITE! IT IS AN OFFENCE TO FEED THE APES. PENALTY £4000

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Text - CAUTION Open deep holes

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Text - in th Sunday, June 21 at 7:00 AM and 11:00 AM. EARTHQUAKE WARNING: THIS IS AN UNREINFORCED • MASONRY BUILDING. YOU MAY NOT BE SAFE INSIDE OR NEAR UNREINFORCED MASONRY BUILDINGS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE California Gov't Code Sec. 8875.8 (2005)

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Text - DUMPSTERS WILL BE ELECTRIFIED AFTER 9:00 PM DO NOT TOUCH!!!

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Commemorative plaque - THE 'BLACK DEATH' ENTERED ENGLAND IN 1348 THROUGH THIS PORT. IT KILLED 30-50%. OF THE COUNTRY'S TOTAL POPULATION

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Text - ATTENTION!!! This Elevator does Lock Out if there is abnormal BOUNCING or Rough Play. If Lock OUT occurs the sensor on the elevator will indicate bouncing or rough play. It will take 2 hours for emergency personnel and elevator specialist to arrive and secure your release. You will be charged for these services.

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Sign - KEEL DUT SEWAGE CONTAMINATED WATER EXPOSURE MAY CAUSE ILLNESS COUNTY OF SAN DIEGO DEPT. OF ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL (619) 338-2073

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Text - THIS: is how our tigers see you DANGER DO NOT CROSS SAFETY BARRIERS

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Nature reserve - THERE IS NOTHING HERE WORTH DYING FOR

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Tree - NO SWIMMING VERY COLD DEEP WATER ! YOU WILL DIE ! JEPSIN A

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Text - WARNING Aggressive turkey in this area. If approached by the turkey: • Do not be fearful. • Be assertive, clap your hands, talk loudly or shout at the bird. • Do not run or step off the curb to avoid it. Walk normally past or away. • Use a backpack, bag, umbrella or other item to block its approach. For more information contact: 530-757-5680 Davis

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