Sunday, February 21, 2021

Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy


Cleverness and intelligence are two very different things. The difference can be spotted freely lurking throughout technically correct dumb jokes and moments. Honestly, just knowing things can be boring. Setting up oneself up with some potentially confusing technically accurate logical acrobatics or painfully stupid literalisms is the way to go.

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Screenshot - Kelsey @KelsiLinn He's going to make the perfect dad someday LMAO Brandon Hinge v audio FaceTime info iMessage Today 12:31 PM Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge Read 12:31 PM No I ate them in the living room >

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Product - C wdsu WDSL @wdsu This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/2RSADVH @BestMemes Henry @DeionGottaSTFU Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years >

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Building - S4 506 Family dinner

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Plant - bored-chaos: zuniig: The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement. Oklahoma: the place where paper beats rock.

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Watch - PUSH means push. means pull.

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Flag - The USA flag but all the green is replaced with yellow

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Gesture - These two bullets collided in the battle of gallipoli in 1915, the chances of this happening are 1 in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen... Waddles @itsWaddles_ 3 bullets colliding

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Food - NEW! 100% Vegan icecream -sugarfree -no eggs -lactofree -no calories

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Organism - Vaush and 4 others liked Just Some Guy | Black Lives M... @Home_Halfway Not to be "that guy" but aren't both Testaments old now? 2:12 PM · 29 Jan 21 · Twitter for Android

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Ecoregion - Terrible Maps September 8, 2016 G Fascinating: countries arranged by geographical location

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Hand - Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:

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Font - chill zaku @ZinZaku wake up, sheeple. PLANET: DEATHS: HAS BIRDS: NO NO 120,315,672,896+ YES NO NO NO NO NO NO O O O O C

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Organism - Dame @DameCagz YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF. DONT BELIEVE THE LIES 4:25 AM · 3/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Rectangle - what rock group has four men that don't sing what mount rushmore get out

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World - Dividude Today at 9:06 PM Gurmann Today at 9:07 PM why is it living in a soda can Dividude Today at 9:07 PM y are we living in decorated concrete blocks Gurmann Today at 9:07 PM point

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Product - If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you'd have 2 pizzas. But if you put a lasagne on top of a lasagne, you'd still have 1 lasagna Without my cookies, I'm just a monster. made with mematic

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Plant - Gandalf in the movies: Gandalf in the books: Gandalf

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Gesture - QVASITECH Stereo to Mono Converter

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Rectangle - laneybug-a-boo Section 5 1. Washington's army didn't receive any support from Godzilla It's technically true. lunapics My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

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Retail - At Ders Bounty Ming -12 DOUILES Bomty C 12 00LES 341-10 -12 DOLES Bount 12 DOULES Bount DOUBLES Brunt Bun! δΈ‰ in

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Font - Today Hi! What kind of music do you like? Is Drake a personal hero, or are you more or Taylor swift can do no wrong kinda guy? I'm more a Mozart kinda guy Is that so? Name 5 of this symphonies then 1,2, 3, 4, 5 Would you like me to name all 41 lol Delivered

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Font - 1d before you post...think! t - is this true? h- is it helpful? i - is it inspiring? n- is it necessary? k- is it kind? O 14 27 365 Replying to Those all start with i 9:18 · 16 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Water - Stingrays are such beautiful, elegant sea creatures.

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Product - Sep 1 at 17:29 • owning a camerao doesnt make you a paragrapheO O 3.4K 2.9K Comments • 23K Shares Like Comment Share

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