Thursday, December 10, 2020

Facepalm Moments from Humanity's Best and Brightest


We're all people, and we make mistakes. Some of us learn after one or two. Others just keep making them forever and ever, and that's where the real magic happens. People have facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness at all hours of the day, and we're here for it. Classic facepalm moments are what make us human, and also what make us feel better that we're not the particular human making that stupid error.

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Font - rat boy @jnudey please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist 3:40 . LTE (630) iMessage Today 3:36 PM From Behavioral Health Education Services. Justin has an appt with Dr. Marshall on Monday, October 7 at 12:45 PM. Reply to confirm date and time. рeеpее роороо Justin, this is not an automated message. Should we consider this a confirmation for said time and date? oh my god i'm so sorry. yes, tomorrow at 12:45 works fine Delivered

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Hair - Day 20 of quarantine: Me and the boys still having fun 10.5k Share 182 This is NOT social distancing unless you all live together, which I doubt. 5d Reply

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Text - theocseason4 Follow i love this girl on tiktok who was like 'no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money' vetementes Follow tommysquid "if we print more money then it loses its 50.1K value" then just make it not lol I thought humans made the rules 1d Liked by creator View replies (198) v

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Text - tnorbs @blanketgoblin I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot E,4: 12:00.pm Dear b.re, gess what! 'aNhat?" to day is 4 th o Julie god Tby 2007 hello 2008.

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Text - DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Haha Comment O You, and 31 others Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart. OO 19 1h Haha Reply

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Text - han dahshan Kuwaiti police has shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-) via Al Bayan newspaper, @bayan_kw. Show this thread

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Fender - BMW is a Man's car. Mercedes is for women BLUE @MissKelechi Cars are made for whoever the fuck can afford them.

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Eyewear - The Beatles O @thebeatles 2m BEATLES Remembering John today. 000 10 t7 304 959 Spotify O @Spotify 1m Happy birthday, John 000 7

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Property - JINGLE JANGLE JUSTIN @Heisenherr The kids asked if they could write "Let It Snow" on the windows... the bottom is what can be seen from the road. HE ITSM IENE

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Text - Yahoo YAHOO! @Yahoo Budget airline wants to remove all the seats from its planes and make passengers stand yhoo.it/2ttAhqa asH @AshKaneSkittles whats next? we gotta push the damn plane to build up speed on the runway?

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Ladder - LETS SIHI

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Display device - West Midlands Fire Service O @WestMidsFire · Dec 7, 2017 000 We're seriously unimpressed Five of our firefighters were tied up for an hour this afternoon, freeing a YouTube pranker whose head had been 'cemented' inside a microwave oven. Read more: wmfs.link/2kwp4me (Photos © West Midlands Fire Service) 1.6K 27 16.1K 28.9K

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Poster - This planet is a fucking reality show for aliens. It has to be. IM O COLLEGE FOOTDALL PRIMETIME SEAHAWKS EABLES 1ST 1:26 25 ob Quinn MONDAY NIGHT NFL FOOTBALL BET

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Electronic device - Are boys ok Please don't leave your tampons out Yuck IMessage Pay

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Text - O Like Comment Share J. Ewww 2h Like Reply 1 J. its the toilet paper roll holder? J. ? 2h Like Reply Jr the white thing, its not a OO its litterally the thing tampon that holds the toilet paper in the toilet paper holder, the thing you squish when you replace the rolle

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Cone - merry christmas to my wonderful brother and boyfriend

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Text - The power went out on Halloween so my friend and I sill wanted to make tea so we had to do this. Took 40 minutes but it worked. t716 471 .but it's gas not electric you could have lit the burner with a lighter Q3 L7 10 1,039

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Nature - A girl keeps sending my local news station screenshots of the landscape from Red Dead Redemption 2 for their "Out and About" news segment... and they keep putting it on the news thinking it's a photo. Bella, I salute you. COURTESY BELLA MCGUIRE 6:2

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Text - Bill Hanstock O @sundownmotel lol this is supposed to be an ad for jesus but it makes satan seem fuckin rad as hell SATAN DOESN'T WHISPER, "BELIEVE IN ME.' HE WHISPERS, "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF." Matt Smethurst Our Portion

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Text - teamrocketing Follow thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said "if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?" like i'm so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn't destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence weaselle Follow this is a

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Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday had fun catching up with an old classmate tanner nhy hey dude what's up? 3:13 PM / tanner edecentbirthday aye bro 3:21 PM no way i'm letting them infect me with the covid vaccine. why don't people realize it's full of nasty shit you don't need in your body. remember that time on the bus in high school when i paid you $5 to lick the bottom of that old shoe 3:23 PM / haha yeah good times man 3:25 PM cool just checking in 3:28 PM / >

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Vertebrate - 600 O000 COLOR THE ZEBRA

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Screenshot - Detective Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. JEN 46 · Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. 72 t7 572 5.8K 'Brad Follow Replying to Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes 258 ♡ 42

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Organism - shared a post. ... 6d ·O Found this poor guy eating a dead deer on side of road. He has no collar and he's a little snippy. Barely got him in my car. Please share this so we can find his owners! T3U SHOP

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