Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Dumb and Bad Life Pro Tips That Aren't Worth It


Good advice is hard to come by, and these make it even harder to find. Want to learn how to make milk or not get hit by cars? These kinds of bad life pro tips won't help at all. Don't get them confused with life hacks or actual life pro tips. These are dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Or, if you want your life to go badly, go ahead.

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Automotive design - everyday is a half day if you just fucking leave

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Organism - Life hack Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not. hollowedskin Thats a damn good advice skeletonmug a cat wrote this

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Photograph - LOOKING FOR SOME QUALITY "YOU" TIME THANKSGIVING NIGHT? A LITTLE EXTRA CHERRY FLAVORING WILL GET THE KIDDOS TO SLEEP NICE AND EASY POWERFUL RELIEF VICKS Quil

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Finger - How to Speak a Foreign Language Step 1: Go to a foreign country Step 2: Speak your mother tongue

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Skin - Someone just said to me: "fall in love with your problems, maybe they'll leave you too" ifunny.co

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Motor vehicle - I WAS LONELY UNTIL I GLUED A CFFEE CUP ON TOP OF MY CAR. NOW EVERYONE WAVES AT ME!

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Forehead - u can cut your electricity bill in half by getting one of these shit crazy

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Technology - Follow Exchange l'm currently having with my landlord. The hot water is broken 20:16 How? Can you send me some photos? 20:17 MMS It looks like this but it's not hot. 20:18 98 Comments Give Award Share A Save O Hide Report SORT BY BEST View all comments View discussions in 2 other communities JustMelurkingAround- Score hidden - 1 hour ago Should have put some hot water in the freezer for emergencies. Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Blue - Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything

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Gun - CONSERVE YOUR PAINTBALL 25 AMMO BY USING A KNIFE DURING COMBAT valker

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Water resources - Why I Should Throw This Plastic Six-Pack Ring Into The River • i dont want it the river is right there

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Electronic device - Gnand Bhero Eutio

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Product - how to keep your christmas lights on no matter what 20

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Text - Tweet full time stoner ... @cowboyenergy420 instead of using plastic cups from starbucks just cup your hands and sip very quickly. global warming = hacked 9:22 PM · 1/6/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Because the keys on a keyboard are all muddled up and wrong instead of being laid out alphabetically, most people when writing on their computers just hit the buttons in a blind panic and hope for the best. Use this "Keyboard Guide" to quickly and conveniently look up your desired letter. KEYBOARD GUIDE A B CDE F GHI JKL MNOPQRSTUVWXY Z delete tab capt leck cantul orhun cnd cnd

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Product - Take an item that is about to expire and place it into another container without an expiration date to make it last forever! 3484 -1 500

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Sweetness - Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour & bake for 30 minutes!

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Text - IFYOU NEED TO WORK ON SOMETHING ELECTRICAL BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BREAKER PANEL IS SIMPLY KINK THE WIRE LIKE A GARDEN HOSE TO STOP THE FLOW OF ELECTRICITY HLLAGE

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Cuisine - bod Hamilton Beach 1500 DONOT ERENATER EAS EE

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Text - A LOT OF PEOPLE USE ASPARTAME OR STEVIA AS A SWEETENER BUT SUGAR TASTES JUST AS GOOD AND CAN BE USED BY YOUR BODY AS ENERGY! imgflip.com

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Text - oday at 9:07 PM Study after the test so you know what to study for

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Textile - The Hardcore Way To Eat Instant Noodles 1. Boil Water 2. Eat Block Of Noodles 3.Drink Boiling Water. 4. Snort Flavour Powder. 5. Commit tax fraud

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Nose - @remzel_ 5h REMZEL Me when l'm crossing the street and a car acts like they won't stop O 28 27893 2,912 kool aid the train @kool_train 2h Run towards it to scare it away δΈͺ li

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Blue - WHEN doing Sudoku, just fill in any old numbers as you will find that nobody ever checks your answers. David Thomson, Glasgow

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Colorfulness - Pro-tip: Outta milk? Mayo and ice cold water makes milk in a pinch. Great for break fast cereal!

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