Saturday, August 1, 2020

Karen Mother-In-Law Uses Too Much Salt In Food, Petty Revenge Ensues


Nothing tops the sweetness of a successful petty revenge like being validated by others around you that you were in the right all along. Sounds like Karen was going way too hard on the salt with her cooking. So, a simple decision to hide those salt shakers resulted in everyone being pleased. Nicely done. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/votedog • 1d 1 Former MIL used too much salt in her food. Asked her to tone it down, she refused. So Thid her salt shakers the next time we ate there. I have suffered from chronic migraines since I was a kid. Something important for every migraine sufferer to know are their "triggers". Triggers are the things in your life that are most likely to start a migraine. For some it may be extreme heat, for others it's stress and for me it's salt. I can't have a lot and if

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Text - My EX MIL (I'll call her Karen) loved to cook and added too much salt to everything. It didn't take me long to notice that right after eating a meal prepared by her my head would start beating like a drum. We had dinner with them every Sunday so my Ex went to Karen, explained my situation and asked her to tone down the salt.

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Text - Karen was not happy. She thought changing the ingredients of her food would alter the taste too much. She agreed to cut back but the very next time we had dinner with them I went home feeling like my head was going to explode and I knew she hadn't. My wife asked her about it later and Karen said she'd originally cut the salt but after tasting it decided it wasn't flavorful enough and added it back in. She told my wife she wouldn't sacrifice flavor for me so that's the last time we had Sun

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Text - Months later we had to go there for a birthday party. We arrived early, hours from dinner so Karen hadn't yet started cooking. I was in the kitchen getting a beverage and saw her precious salt shaker sitting on the counter. I picked it up, went into the pantry and hid it behind some boxes of cereal. While there I saw the round refill container, grabbed that and hid it too. Hours later Karen is cooking and we hear a commotion. She's upset she can't find her salt shaker. She goes into the p

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Text - Karen was in a very bad mood as everyone dished up. It wasn't long before they started complimenting her on the food. People were saying it was some of the best she'd ever made, and from her face you could see she was shocked to hear that. Several people said to her, "This is great! Did you tone down the salt, you use a lot you know, this tastes like you used the perfect amount" to which Karen hissed, "It has NO SALT because I can't find my shakers." Nobody else was bothered by this, they

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Text - For some reason, she never thought to ask anyone if they had purposely taken them. We ate and then got up to leave not long afterward. On our way out, we went by the kitchen to take some leftovers home. While there I pulled the salt shaker and container out, put them in our bag, took them home and trashed them. It was the first time I had eaten a meal with that family and not gone home with a migraine. TL;DR: MIL puts too much salt in food, gives me migraines. Asked her to stop, she said

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