Saturday, August 1, 2020

Dumb and Clever Puns to Feel Stupid About


Sometimes puns make us feel witty and clever for getting them, other times they make us feel dumber for having had endured them. Honestly we haven't really made up our minds on if wordplay is even good or not. Here's a smattering of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

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Font - Agnes @AgnesJones87 This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day. We don't have kids. We are adults. We pay bills. And drink water from a whale. @LowkeyNerdy money whale spent

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Text - I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish ravenstagsmooches: Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory. ¿Dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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Sky - WHEN YOU KICKA PIRATE IN THE BALLS MENARDS

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Text - Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism Reading a great book about an immortal dog. It's impossible to put down. 21:13 · 27/07/2020 · TweetDeck

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Text - IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized' Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard IMPAIGN BO Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.

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Text - Danfel Edpalina 1 second ago O Post malone. 02 Danfel Edpalina Comment malone. Just now Like Reply Danfel Edpalina Reply malone. Message malone Screenshot Malone

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Text - Elon Musk O @elonmusk 1d Tesla solar panels are $1.49/Watt Electric Cars, Solar & Clean Energy | Tesla tesla.com 1,856 27 3,900 44.9K JJ Watt O 99 @JJWatt Replying to @elonmusk how much are they for everyone else? 20:16 · 24 Jul 20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,175 Retweets and comments 61.4K Likes Brady Warner @bdubya45 · 1d Replying to @JJWatt and @elonmusk you may as well have a kid now, because you are well on your way to mastering the #dadjokes 27 1 433

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Land vehicle - Anyone see the new Back to the Future trailer? BOUH GLOLD

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Drink - poured root beer into a squared glass Now I just have beer.

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/voxangelikus • 10h 1 1 1 2 What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? 46.8k 16.9k Share BEST COMMENTS Strawberry_Milk97 · 7h Armed toddlers kill more people than sharks do. Reply 1 3.4k Whig_Party · 4h Armed toddler 'nado 672 Izzy3710 · 2h 2 Awards The "infantry" 1.6k

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Internet meme - It's hard to tell from this angle, but Spock actually has 3 ears The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear

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Transport - Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco motive...

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Cuisine - THE PARTS OF MAINE CANADA HIGH MAINE St. John * Presque Isle Mt. Katahdin Presque Isle APPALACHIAN MTS. MIDDLE Mt. Katahdin MAINE NEW AINE Penobscot YORK Kennebec Eastport Bangor .... 11.

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Computer keyboard - The Four Keys to Success S U CE

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Land vehicle - Which would vou rather drive? ford unfocus ford escaped Jeep Wrangled Dodge challenged

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Personal protective equipment - I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. LWGonzales My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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Footwear - Das a foot PURIFIED WATER CRALS FPE R DASANI MICE bere

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Horse - megs Follow @takenbyslecp what a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse

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Product - This speaks to me on so many levels EMERGEN CY 3) PHOVE CALL CONECTED PUSH FOR

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Games - Slan fall

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Bed sheet - 田 图 田 Google Sheets Google Sheets Google Sheets

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Text - Vickie Roark @seven4liberty I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes; now I have Heinzsight. 7:17 AM 14 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,153 Retweets 4,401 Likes 27

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Giant anteater - Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty bodies

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