Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Funniest Reviews Students Left For Teachers


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the funniest and most ruthless reviews that students ever left for teachers. Students can get real creative with the rare insults when it comes to their final words on a particular teacher. Would expect nothing less. 

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Text - thatyellowishthing • 13h My dad was a professor, retired a few years ago. He only ever had one bad review, and he thought it was hilarious: "Son of a b*tch ate the last chicken nugget in the dining hall. Great professor, but the theft of nuggets is a sin I cannot forgive." Reply 1.7k ...

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Text - scenicbiway708 • 14h I looked up my partner on RateMyProfessor. Someone wrote that he is so attractive it's hard to pay attention. I agree, random undergrad. Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - DungeonDragonRaRa • 15h Not a prof, but I had a teacher who mentioned her sisters favourite past time during her family's Christmas get-together was reading our teachers RateMyTeachers reviews out loud. Not a good idea telling a class full of high school students, lol. Reply 1 240 ...

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Text - Araucaria2024• 8h "This teacher is so cool that I can't believe she is as old as she is." Reply 219 ...

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Text - helicopterpurple • 12h It's two words long: "The devil." Twice. I got that twice. Either two students left it, or one wanted to make sure you didn't miss it. Either way, I whooped out loud and showed all my friends. (Understand, most of my scores are positive, and I do care about what my students think and doing right by them. But that just hit me funny: “The devil.“) Reply 319 ...

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Text - processor123 • 5h My uncle is a professor and he got into a dispute with a student a couple of semesters ago. My uncle caught the kid cheating red-handed because my uncle could see that the kid was on the class webpage during an exam, and then he looked at the kid and saw him clearly trying to be sneaky with his phone. So the kid got into all the trouble universities have in store for cheaters. But then the kid accused my uncle of being racist, that he's only being accused of cheating bec

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Text - AmberWash • 10h One of my fav uncles is a professor at a local state college that's pretty fancy. So my aunt and I looked it up. Pm everyone loves his class, clear expectations, clear explaining, but one person said they were worried about his teeth cause of how much Diet Coke he drinks in class. Reply 415 ...

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Text - Back2Bach • 8h The funniest review was from an organ performance major. He said that I was "the only instructor who could effectively teach organ technique and the performance of literature in the studio while simultaneously correcting a wrong note he heard coming from a piano major across the hall in a practice room!" Reply 368 ...

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Text - TakenlsUsernameThis • 10h A colleague once proudly told us that he came across some graffiti in a toilet about him, it said "Dr xx xX sucks cock" Reply 164

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Text - YutBrosim • 5h From my father's RMP: HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS AND WILL FA YOU EVEN WHEN DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER! My dad has no clue who this is, considering no one has ever told him that they had cancer and couldn't make it to class. Reply 52 ...

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Text - OdysseyZZZ • 13h My dad is a prof and he's mentioned a few times that he has. He hasn't mentioned any funny ones and is overall pleased with them as they are mainly positive with a few negative ones. Reply 34 ...

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Text - announcerkitty • 5h Something to the effect of "she's so awkward I would leave 30 minutes into each class." It was one negative review out of tons of positives so it stood out for a while, which I found hilarious. Not denying I can be awkward, I teach math, it's our jam. But nobody leaves 30 minutes into class, we do classwork every day and they basically get participation points for working together on that days topic. 1, I notice when someone leaves because they won't get credit and 2,

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Text - virgilreality • 5h Just that there was one review that very obviously mixed me up with another (notoriously terrible) professor. Fortunately, someone commented that it was obviously about the other person. Reply 1 16 ...

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Text - Coconut-bird • 4h I only teach online and never meet my students, but somehow got a chili pepper. I also had a student complain that I liked my subject too much. I had more fun reading my mother's reviews. I suspected she was a good teacher, but seeing all the glowing comments made me so happy. Reply 15

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Text - truesilk • 11h They gave me a bad review and said I was a terrible professor because I made them read a 200-300 page novel per week in a creative wiring class. No homework, just read it and come ready to discuss it. Imagine. I made them read stuff.

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Text - homeawayfromhogwarts • 5h My very first comment was: in all caps, "Don't take her!! All she ever does is talk about witches and fairytales and then throws the assignment at you expecting you to know everything." For starters, it was one day. It was a genre-themed writing class and we did one day on the fairy tale genre discussing structure, themes, etc. They read the "The Snow Queen" and then they could do an optional extra credit assignment about Frozen. This was posted on the day we dis

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Text - squishmi • 3h Not myself but my brother in law decided it would be funny to look up my uncle who was a university lecturer at the time. He found one student had left a review that said how he wished he was speeding on the way to class that day so he'd crash and not have to attend the lecture. In all fairness, my uncle was a shit lecturer so that surprised none of us. Reply 14 ...

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Text - ClvIStratagems • 7h Just a student, but I had a professor that I looked up after getting 3 weeks into the course because of how bad it was to follow every single rule. This was an English 101 class over the summer online. The professor had a couple hundred reviews with an average rating of 1.4. Two separate 10-plus page documents of rules with a third that was 11 pages of banned words and phrases, due dates that would be changed without an email or notification of any kind, and so many gr

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Text - DrAversion • 10h A bunch of students criticized me for using a fake British accent and trying to morph it back to an American accent too soon Reply 92 ...

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Text - asoiahats • 3h I was the undergrad liaison to my major's departmental meetings. They all do. It was hilarious to watch the ones with negative reviews rail against it while pretending that they hadn't looked themselves up on it; meanwhile the ones with positive ratings half heartedly agreeing with them that it's bad. In grad school we did a parody video: professors readings mean ratemyprof reviews about themselves. My favourite was the dean "'Here's a tip: never wear an argyle tie with an

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Text - NineTeenAnd53 • 2h For some reason a few students came up with some inside joke that my dad (a sculpture professor) is obsessed with eating hard-boiled eggs during class. They all gave him 5 star reviews but wrote about his 'weird obsession. He thinks it's hilarious and he says that new students still ask about it every year at the beginning of class Reply ...

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Text - MinimalistFan • 2h When I was an instructor at a community college, I got all of 2 reviews. One student wrote a 2-sentence review praising my abilities and being grateful for having me as an instructor. The other review was a poorly constructed run-on sentence about how hard I was as a teacher & how impossible it was to pass my class. I taught ESL, so it wasn't surprising that so few students said anything about me on RMP. Reply 10 ...

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Text - Rmandhana1998 • 1h Apparently, one of my student thinks I am no fun :( "Does Einstein's theory of relativity explain why time flies when you are having fun but when you are listening to Dr. Mandhana it falls out of the sky dead?" Reply ...

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Text - Demented_Liar • 1h We actually asked our physics professor this at my old CC. He said he did because he likes the feedback good, bad, and ugly and when we asked what his favorite feedback was it was one declaring he kinda looks like Ben Stiller. Reply 6

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Text - doggos_are_better • 36m Yup! I'm a young, female professor, so some of the comments can be pretty funny. My favorite one ends with "...plus, it's super easy to stay focused because daayum she's fine" Reply Vote ...

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